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12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...

 
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12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...
The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:
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Re: 12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...
THE FIRE RISES!!!!
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WTFoil ???????? wtf
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker)of the Order.

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


bumphf I'm in
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WTFoil ???????? wtf
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I am grumpy and I approve this message.
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tin foil toilet roll, ouch my ass!
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sounds like we can form an alliance with the Okie Dokie Yum Yum Japanese Sex Cult
[link to www.facebook.com]
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[link to blog.al.com]
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tin foil gimp mask?
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"The dull-side. We B.S. Flag so you dont have to."
The Aluminated One
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Let us look at some tin foil stars:
[link to i239.photobucket.com]
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
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[link to www.dailyhaha.com]
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[link to www.lolpix.com]
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[link to sloopie72.files.wordpress.com]

My girlfriend, also a member
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Yes, you can. DucTards are also welcome.
The Aluminated One
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my name is reynold and i approve this message
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Of course, I am [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] it to.
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker)of the Order.

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.




Serious Question!!! Why can't I function, even though I want to? This is the worst... I used to have a life!!!!



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:


:foilcar:
 Quoting: SecondPrecession
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Yes. We are going public with this. That is wearing tin foil ties for men, women hats purses, grumpy is making a tin pipe to smoke. Be creative, [link to www.zappos.com]

Last Edited by nzreva on 12/12/2012 07:27 PM
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Finally! A real home for me on GLP, sniff...I'm overwhelmed, but thankfully,still at room temperature due to my foil head covering. Thank you OP!
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

page7
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The cash stash of our movement
[link to blogs-images.forbes.com]
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The Order is open to all who seek Alumination. Behold the sheen and anneal.
The Aluminated One
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker)of the Order.

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:


:foilcar:
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


cruise

I trust that the good John Lear is the grandmaster of the alumined ones? I don't mean to crumple your dazzling intro but he is the one with the foil hat of the tin variety, mmmmmmm?

[link to i182.photobucket.com]

Please embedd if you can afford the member dues....

Does you order have a handbook of accepted foilabilia?
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A blonde moment..


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Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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The Order is open to all who seek Alumination. Behold the sheen and anneal.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


pigchef Can I join?
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I even found the best car to come to the next convention

[link to www.seriouswheels.com]

Looks good , doesn't it??

5a5a
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I think we can foil their evil plans if we work together....agreed?
A Coot is a Bird....
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Shiny peeps...coooolmoshpit
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For our really luxurious members.

[link to www.geekosystem.com]

On the other hand, who wants gold foil anyway???
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