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12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...

 
stayfree
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12/12/2012 07:39 PM
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tinfoil umbrellas for extra protection ,


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12/12/2012 07:40 PM
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This is the car for normal members:

[link to www.coolfunpics.com]

5a
Floobarb the Argnorf

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12/12/2012 07:42 PM
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The Order is open to all who seek Alumination. Behold the sheen and anneal.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


pigchef Can I join?
 Quoting: nzreva


No! Bill Clinton may not join for as a liar, he is ferrous and spreads corrosion.
The Aluminated One
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12/12/2012 07:43 PM
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We encourage our members to congregate publicly on Dec. 21st.


As the Treasurer of the Secret Order of the Foil, I will be sporting my tinfoil purse for a lunch date with the Fem-Foil Members, and I can assure you it will be stuffed with Questions Never to be Answered.

:foilpurse:
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12/12/2012 07:43 PM
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Driving a suitable car is a bitch and sometimes goes wrong.

[link to www.derekerdman.com]
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12/12/2012 07:45 PM
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We even have a NASA member:
[link to cache.jalopnik.com]

The first one , many will follow.

5a
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12/12/2012 07:45 PM
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Yes, you can. DucTards are also welcome.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


I just use round bandaides, which stick just fine, is that acceptable enough?
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12/12/2012 07:45 PM
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HaaZah....30 sec mark
GooliaJulia

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12/12/2012 07:47 PM
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I'm ready to roll!

tinfoilcar
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


lmao
Sheep the moon
Floobarb the Argnorf

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12/12/2012 07:48 PM
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Yes, you can. DucTards are also welcome.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


I just use round bandaides, which stick just fine, is that acceptable enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


As long as you are open to reflect on the sheen.
The Aluminated One
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12/12/2012 07:50 PM
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Driving a suitable car is a bitch and sometimes goes wrong.

[link to www.derekerdman.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Hey that's my house, stop spying on me. Who took my tire while I was at my secret other doomstead?
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Yes, you can. DucTards are also welcome.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


I just use round bandaides, which stick just fine, is that acceptable enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


As long as you are open to reflect on the sheen.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


lmao
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12/12/2012 07:51 PM
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Can I still join if I am already a member of the "DTOWM" (Duct tape over webcam movement)?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Yes, you can. DucTards are also welcome.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


I just use round bandaides, which stick just fine, is that acceptable enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


As long as you are open to reflect on the sheen.
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Always and ever I do pledge!
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 07:51 PM
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When necessary we can use our foil to make thermite do demonstrate how 9/11 was REALLY done.


It s great to be a member, you always have enough foil

5a
nzreva

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12/12/2012 07:52 PM
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I'm ready to roll!

tinfoilcar
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



The tin foil hat song
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Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 07:53 PM
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Driving a suitable car is a bitch and sometimes goes wrong.

[link to www.derekerdman.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Hey that's my house, stop spying on me. Who took my tire while I was at my secret other doomstead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


We had to research your tire, hope you will understand.

Sorry for the inconvenience
FubarMan

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12/12/2012 07:58 PM

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I am certainly prepared to engage in any and all initiation rights of this sacred 121212 secret order.

I pledge full confidentiality to any rituals or sacrifice during meetings.
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12/12/2012 07:59 PM
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Driving a suitable car is a bitch and sometimes goes wrong.

[link to www.derekerdman.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Hey that's my house, stop spying on me. Who took my tire while I was at my secret other doomstead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


We had to research your tire, hope you will understand.

Sorry for the inconvenience
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Thanks for the heads up. I'd best abandon the remaining mobile evidence - but I'll grab the rest of my foil off first, of course.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 07:59 PM
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Lets kick 2013 off with a whimper!
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12/12/2012 08:03 PM
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We even have a NASA member:
[link to cache.jalopnik.com]

The first one , many will follow.

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Ah yes! They gave us all those foil space blankets!
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:04 PM
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Lets kick 2013 off with a whimper!
 Quoting: Kloudnine


A tinny whimper.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:07 PM
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12/12/12 is great 'cuz the 12th is when Social Security deposits your tax money ouncsam into my bank account. :dude:

It's retirement money. I paid in. Now I'm takin' it out.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:08 PM
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Some of our members have a very original way of parking their mobile homes.

[link to uniquetraveldestinations.files.wordpress.com]

I hope you agree you need a mobile home for the moment when TSHTF.
[link to storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro]


[link to www.consumerqueen.com]
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12/12/2012 08:10 PM
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Driving a suitable car is a bitch and sometimes goes wrong.

[link to www.derekerdman.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Hey that's my house, stop spying on me. Who took my tire while I was at my secret other doomstead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


We had to research your tire, hope you will understand.

Sorry for the inconvenience
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


Thanks for the heads up. I'd best abandon the remaining mobile evidence - but I'll grab the rest of my foil off first, of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509660


Of course i would do the same.
We cant let the holy foil to get in the hands of the non-aluminized.
CalmShock

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12/12/2012 08:14 PM
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Robin Williams after a Mork and Mindy taping.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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12/12/2012 08:16 PM
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I am certainly prepared to engage in any and all initiation rights of this sacred 121212 secret order.

I pledge full confidentiality to any rituals or sacrifice during meetings.
 Quoting: FubarMan


Floobarb the Argnorf will see to your rites of Initiation as Master of the Foil Guard.

May the shiny side of your foil always be seen, young Tin-cropper.

Be prepared for the Questions Never to Be Answered.
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:21 PM
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Someone make a foil flag!
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12/12/2012 08:25 PM
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Some of our members have a very original way of parking their mobile homes.

[link to uniquetraveldestinations.files.wordpress.com]

I hope you agree you need a mobile home for the moment when TSHTF.
[link to storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro]


[link to www.consumerqueen.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758



:foilhome:

Do not disclose our secret locations on public forums. Thank you, and may the Foil be with you.
nzreva

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12/12/2012 08:27 PM
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I am certainly prepared to engage in any and all initiation rights of this sacred 121212 secret order.

I pledge full confidentiality to any rituals or sacrifice during meetings.
 Quoting: FubarMan


moshpit
Anonymous Coward
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12/12/2012 08:30 PM
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I was kidding about our Gold stash. Who wants Gold???


This is our stash:

[link to www.veenitaenterprise.com]

[link to i.ebayimg.com]

And of course, lots of foil.
[link to www.biztrademarket.com]

bump( I know, already pinned, so not necessary. Still like it.)

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