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12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...

 
Phade2Blak

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Can my dog, Rin Tin Tin, join too?

He can sniff out radio waves of all lengths during meetings! Definite mascot potential! I sheen you not!
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Foil all of my life I have been waiting to be summoned to the great Foil Order. I am definitely a SHINY side guy! I have already had the foil pipe of peace and space time in my possession. I humbly ask to be allowed in because " I got no other place to go". peace
I'm Down, Are You?
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We even have a NASA member:
[link to cache.jalopnik.com]

The first one , many will follow.

5a
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LOL LMAO
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sign me up! should we use reynolds wrap or is generic OK?
tell me more of this Order of the Tinfoil goodnews
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We do not have a preference in foil brands, however if you are a "debunker" member, we do require that you wear your foil artifacts showing the dull side out.

If however, you prefer to be a conspiracy-oriented member of the Order, you are entitled to wear your Foilings with the shiny side facing outward.

Our Order ensures that all of your questions will never go answered, so that we might maintain the Secrecy of our metallic integrity.


Thank you for your gracious acceptance of our invitation, may the Foil be your Alloy in these trying times of uncer-tin-ty.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession

Shiny side out forever - for however long that is!!!
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the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


what about nobody-tards, i hear he needs no foil whatsoever..........like fully protected!
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Not fun to joke when many practice for real. (frown) I guess a laugh or two is healthy but more people need to learn true Light theology, Gnosis, Kabbalah, Illuminism...
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S. Augustine (de Doctrina Christiana), “The number Twelve multiplied into Twelve makes One Hundred and FortyFour, the number in the Apocalypse, which designates the traiversal Society of the Saints:” and so Aug. f here, “centum quadraginta quatuor Millia omnis omninb Ecclfsia eit.”

“And the wall of the city had twelve foundation stones, and on them were the twelve names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.” (Revelation 21:14).
 Quoting: KnightsTemplar.TV


Its good to be serious and educational on a joke post. Good to see you Bro.. Im not really laughing either, I take the stuff I teach seriously.
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Not fun to joke when many practice for real. (frown) I guess a laugh or two is healthy but more people need to learn true Light theology, Gnosis, Kabbalah, Illuminism...
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


Those who practice the deepest joke with the lightest hearts and will not answer your frown with a frown.
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Sweet!
Hail Anodize, may the Foil be with you.
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Not fun to joke when many practice for real. (frown) I guess a laugh or two is healthy but more people need to learn true Light theology, Gnosis, Kabbalah, Illuminism...
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


so you're an enlightened master with no sense of humor? hangin with you and yer "disciples" must be a real wild time.

it wouldn't be as funny i guess if tin foil was still made of tin.

alu akbar, the foil is great!
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


best

thread

ever

marry me?
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Not fun to joke when many practice for real. (frown) I guess a laugh or two is healthy but more people need to learn true Light theology, Gnosis, Kabbalah, Illuminism...
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


so you're an enlightened master with no sense of humor? hangin with you and yer "disciples" must be a real wild time.

it wouldn't be as funny i guess if tin foil was still made of tin.

alu akbar, the foil is great!
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


Its a joke post with no educational referencing to magikal properties, planetary correspondences or technology advances using aluminum

Just lazy people that put effort into their workplace for money but wont care to educate those online for free.. Funny how I believe in offering that.

If I waved money around, Im sure people would start posting something educational.

And again, its more people making fun of the Illuminati, Gnostic and Esoteric and American Masonic Orders when such people worked their asses off, oftentimes for nothing in return but spiritual and freedom from Monarchy and or rule of the powerful churches.

Its the same as making fun of the Jews in the concentration camps ! and laughing at them.

Same Equivilent, its in bad taste. Would you all make anti semtism posts and laugh at Jews ?

Why dont you read the letters of Adam Weishaupt to Thomas Jefferson, or read how many Jewish and those in the sect of Jesus escaped under the temple during the Roman seige while their people got killed and blood ran in the streets ???

The many times Orders went underground or theyd be branded as witches and put on trial...

Etc, etc..
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if i answered this question you would probably get really mad.


some times the light shines so bright that one can be blinded by it.....
bilthy
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sorry the quote box didn't work properly

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Same Equivilent, its in bad taste. Would you all make anti semtism posts and laugh at Jews ? "




if i answered this question you would probably get really mad.


some times the light shines so bright that one can be blinded by it
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When necessary we can use our foil to make thermite do demonstrate how 9/11 was REALLY done.


It s great to be a member, you always have enough foil

5a
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Ass-kicking video
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:
 Quoting: SecondPrecession



I love you foil princess! hf
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


Methinks someone is starved for attention in cahoots with attention whores...just my two cents :)
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looks like we were foiled again!!!!!LOL
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Are you sure making 'Murphy' the permanent President is the best move forward for the company? Not the best sort of Laws to ignore I agree but, ... well there is PR problem as he seems to invite things (shit in any language)onto himself.
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Methinks someone is starved for attention in cahoots with attention whores...just my two cents :)
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Now that the suckers have sold out it can be bought up for mere pennies.

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Oh boy oh boy,how excitement...please sign me up as a shiny on the outside member
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sorry the quote box didn't work properly

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Same Equivilent, its in bad taste. Would you all make anti semtism posts and laugh at Jews ? "




if i answered this question you would probably get really mad.


some times the light shines so bright that one can be blinded by it
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of.
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The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil.



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


The order of algebraic factoring? First Outer Inner Last?
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sorry the quote box didn't work properly

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Same Equivilent, its in bad taste. Would you all make anti semtism posts and laugh at Jews ? "




if i answered this question you would probably get really mad.


some times the light shines so bright that one can be blinded by it
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


Wow you are full of yourself aren't you?
LOL!
The Aluminated One
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"If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of."


as you can tell i have never been in a formal order, i find that such organizations would restrict my true inner light, thus i shine brightly, solemn, serene.......... alone.
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"If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of."


as you can tell i have never been in a formal order, i find that such organizations would restrict my true inner light, thus i shine brightly, solemn, serene.......... alone.
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


Yeah, thats the point here, No appreciation of authority, elders, law, order, structure and formalities. Things are passed on formaly for a reason. It is pure encoded science and procedure that are governed by Universal laws. Its been encoded in theurgy and ritual for thousands of years.

If the lights went out tomorrow. (electricity) and society broke down and TSHTF , youd all be lost cause you wouldnt know how to regroup or what to do or find your way or restore what we had. But those that are learned in rituals remember them and its secret encoded science and techniques all with a purpose of restoring order , calendars, navigation, architecture and tech back to society.

I am trained to be a celestial map maker, star navigator, solstice marker, calendar keeper, and chemist alchemist without a book, reference or high tech guide. Its all learned thru symbols.
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"If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of."


as you can tell i have never been in a formal order, i find that such organizations would restrict my true inner light, thus i shine brightly, solemn, serene.......... alone.
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


Yeah, thats the point here, No appreciation of authority, elders, law, order, structure and formalities. Things are passed on formaly for a reason. It is pure encoded science and procedure that are governed by Universal laws. Its been encoded in theurgy and ritual for thousands of years.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


And you add to it every time you post and feed it...dumbass
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sorry the quote box didn't work properly

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Same Equivilent, its in bad taste. Would you all make anti semtism posts and laugh at Jews ? "




if i answered this question you would probably get really mad.


some times the light shines so bright that one can be blinded by it
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


Wow you are full of yourself aren't you?
LOL!
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Aluminated one, lol. You spit on all the Philosophers, Architects, Scientists, and Astronomers that made this world a better place. Youd be a uneducated, unread, serf in the field working sun up to sundown and tithing to the church if it werent for them
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"If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of."


as you can tell i have never been in a formal order, i find that such organizations would restrict my true inner light, thus i shine brightly, solemn, serene.......... alone.
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


Yeah, thats the point here, No appreciation of authority, elders, law, order, structure and formalities. Things are passed on formaly for a reason. It is pure encoded science and procedure that are governed by Universal laws. Its been encoded in theurgy and ritual for thousands of years.

If the lights went out tomorrow. (electricity) and society broke down and TSHTF , youd all be lost cause you wouldnt know how to regroup or what to do or find your way or restore what we had. But those that are learned in rituals remember them and its secret encoded science and techniques all with a purpose of restoring order , calendars, navigation, architecture and tech back to society.

I am trained to be a celestial map maker, star navigator, solstice marker, calendar keeper, and chemist alchemist without a book, reference or high tech guide. Its all learned thru symbols.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


Lol, get over yourself.

Even better, have a LAUGH at yourself.

lolsign
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"If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of."


as you can tell i have never been in a formal order, i find that such organizations would restrict my true inner light, thus i shine brightly, solemn, serene.......... alone.
 Quoting: bilthy 1578910


Yeah, thats the point here, No appreciation of authority, elders, law, order, structure and formalities. Things are passed on formaly for a reason. It is pure encoded science and procedure that are governed by Universal laws. Its been encoded in theurgy and ritual for thousands of years.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


And you add to it every time you post and feed it...dumbass
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Speaking of reincarnation: Were you at the Schools in Greece trying to better yourself? No you were the toothless beggar laughing at the street entertainment .

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