12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...

The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge: