12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...

May you be anodized to the way.

And enough mylar bags of all sizes!

Sadly, I am allergic to aluminum. I will join so I can be surrounded by foiltards but no one can touch me. Sounds like fun!

S. Augustine (de Doctrina Christiana), “The number Twelve multiplied into Twelve makes One Hundred and FortyFour, the number in the Apocalypse, which designates the traiversal Society of the Saints:” and so Aug. f here, “centum quadraginta quatuor Millia omnis omninb Ecclfsia eit.”

“And the wall of the city had twelve foundation stones, and on them were the twelve names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.” (Revelation 21:14).

sign me up! should we use reynolds wrap or is generic OK?
tell me more of this Order of the Tinfoil

I will answer any questions silently never to be mentioned aloud or in an astral state.

I will wear my ring and never discuss the secret procession of fire.

can i be the sargent of arms as my " foil" has a pointed end....it was dull once but i sharpened it ... heard they were goin to ban fencing as a sport , cause some tard put out the oponents eye...


Ok ok ok??????????????

I get a great signal with mine...

We do not have a preference in foil brands, however if you are a "debunker" member, we do require that you wear your foil artifacts showing the dull side out.

If however, you prefer to be a conspiracy-oriented member of the Order, you are entitled to wear your Foilings with the shiny side facing outward.

Our Order ensures that all of your questions will never go answered, so that we might maintain the Secrecy of our metallic integrity.


Thank you for your gracious acceptance of our invitation, may the Foil be your Alloy in these trying times of uncer-tin-ty.

as you can see i am a wormtard which of course i believe is such a good thing,some of my inventions have been the 'wormfriends' and wormballs both fun ways to enjoy your worm poo creatively. but seriously i have been wearing my foil for a few days now and i am seriously thinking of bringing my tomatoes inside today,,may the foil be with you,to protect and defend what little brains we have left.

Shhh... Occult #13 Alluminati...


Aluminium (or aluminum) is a chemical element in the boron group with symbol Al and atomic number 13. It is silvery white, and it is not soluble in water under normal circumstances.
Aluminium is the third most abundant element (after oxygen and silicon), and the most abundant metal, in the Earth's crust. It makes up about 8% by weight of the Earth's solid surface. Aluminium metal is so chemically reactive that native specimens are rare and limited to extreme reducing environments. Instead, it is found combined in over 270 different minerals.[6] The chief ore of aluminium is bauxite.
Aluminium is remarkable for the metal's low density and for its ability to resist corrosion due to the phenomenon of passivation. Structural components made from aluminium and its alloys are vital to the aerospace industry and are important in other areas of transportation and structural materials. The most useful compounds of aluminium, at least on a weight basis, are the oxides and sulfates.
Despite its prevalence in the environment, aluminium salts are not known to be used by any form of life. In keeping with its pervasiveness, aluminium is well tolerated by plants and animals.[7] Owing to their prevalence, potential beneficial (or otherwise) biological roles of aluminium compounds are of continuing interest.

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You can call me Al.

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Shhh... still waters run deep.



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An introduction

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Happy to join. Thanks for the invite.

May all be blessed in their foil-ness.

:tin-foil-hats:

Well CAN I ? ..... This is my foil there is none other like it.....



I will protect you with my life dear leader....and if anyone threatens, ill lop off thier " nuggins" as my grandson would say...



" ON GUARD ! "

How to Make Things from Chewing Gum Foil

(in 13 steps no more no less)

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Your Chairwoman wants to speak to youse!


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Oh, youre just gonna LOVE the rituals!!!

I am a craftsman in foil apparel!

Ok, what is this all about, or you are bored.

So Awesome!

Some of the puns on this thread are just AWFOIL!

There's another to add to your list.

So funny...

Drats! Foiled again!

Foil times sake...

lol

Does your ORDER have a foiledfied fortress, if so can I join? lol

MJ

Requesting Alumination into Shiny-Side Order of the PolarTiltTards.

Workspace available for those needing secure surroundings:

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