my neighbor steals my newspapers | |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 270625 United States 12/13/2012 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a subscription to a local paper 10 bucks a year... delivered in the mail once weekly... well I stopped getting it mid year... I gave them a month to get it to me... after no paper... I called them up and told them I hadn't received it in a month... If they were unable to deliver I wanted a refund... I would just get the other local paper... Didn't matter to me... The only reason I had a subscription was to let me cat shit on it... cheaper than litter and my Cat didnt care whose newspaper it was shitting on. I never had any more problems and received a year free _______________________ |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 270625 United States 12/13/2012 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well, apparently you can report them to police. at least, in my city, you can. I was filling out a police report for stolen property and it had a category for newspapers and when I asked the cop, he said it was for neighbours stealing papers. LOL Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15751650 I believe... dont quote me... but stealing any mail... even if its junk mail... is a Federal Offense lol _______________________ |
wisc_natureboy User ID: 28859998 United States 12/13/2012 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, I have finally found out where my paper has been disappearing to. my neighbor has been stealing it. Sometimes it is there so maybe he puts it back. Well yesterday I got up early, went outside, and attached some fishing line to the paper, and let out some line until I was hidden by the corner of my house. I waited. Sure enough in a few minutes I could hear someone approaching. you should have seen the look on his face when I screamed at the top of my lungs and simultaneously jerked the paper out of his hands. I think he shit his pants, and the look on his face was priceless. So I asked him, "why are you taking my paper, why don't you buy your own?" He didn't have an answer. I told him the next time it happened it wouldn't be fishing line I was using, a gun would be involved. I think he got the message. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001 That's awesome OP. Funny story. ;-`) We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 270625 United States 12/13/2012 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well, apparently you can report them to police. at least, in my city, you can. I was filling out a police report for stolen property and it had a category for newspapers and when I asked the cop, he said it was for neighbours stealing papers. LOL Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15751650 I believe... dont quote me... but stealing any mail... even if its junk mail... is a Federal Offense lol Not sure if the newspaper is considered mail...but considering the amount of federally funded psyop horseshit in the news these days you might be onto something. more than you can shake a stick at _______________________ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26978749 Canada 12/13/2012 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every time he takes your paper leave a bag of flaming dog shit on his front door. And only when he takes your paper. See if you can get a laugh out loud holiday experience featuring a neighbor hood rivalry that will even have grandma laughing in tears! Fun for the whole family. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25998001 United States 12/13/2012 01:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the thought had crossed my mind to open it up, drop in a dog turd, and re roll it for him to open when he took it. Yes Dr. Acula, after we read the paper it is used for the dog to pee on, similar to you using your's for your cat. Sometimes the dog peeing on it is the only interesting thing about the paper that day |
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