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my neighbor steals my newspapers

 
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12/13/2012 12:27 AM
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my neighbor steals my newspapers
So, I have finally found out where my paper has been disappearing to. my neighbor has been stealing it. Sometimes it is there so maybe he puts it back. Well yesterday I got up early, went outside, and attached some fishing line to the paper, and let out some line until I was hidden by the corner of my house. I waited. Sure enough in a few minutes I could hear someone approaching. you should have seen the look on his face when I screamed at the top of my lungs and simultaneously jerked the paper out of his hands. I think he shit his pants, and the look on his face was priceless. So I asked him, "why are you taking my paper, why don't you buy your own?" He didn't have an answer. I told him the next time it happened it wouldn't be fishing line I was using, a gun would be involved. I think he got the message.
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12/13/2012 12:29 AM
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How dare him steal your propaganda!
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12/13/2012 12:30 AM
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You so macho!
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12/13/2012 12:33 AM
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Fake. Nobody reads newspapers anymore.
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12/13/2012 12:36 AM
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lol at threatening to kill him for stealing your news paper. Classic Americanism.
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12/13/2012 12:45 AM

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Re: my neighbor steals my newspapers
How dare him steal your propaganda!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28749409


I had a subscription to a local paper

10 bucks a year... delivered in the mail once weekly...

well I stopped getting it mid year...

I gave them a month to get it to me... after no paper...

I called them up and told them I hadn't received it in a month...

If they were unable to deliver I wanted a refund... I would just get the other local paper...

Didn't matter to me... The only reason I had a subscription was to let me cat shit on it... cheaper than litter and my Cat didnt care whose newspaper it was shitting on.

I never had any more problems and received a year free

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12/13/2012 12:51 AM
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If you actually pay for AP MSM lies then you got robbed twice and deserve it for having down syndrom.
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12/13/2012 12:52 AM
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well, apparently you can report them to police. at least, in my city, you can. I was filling out a police report for stolen property and it had a category for newspapers and when I asked the cop, he said it was for neighbours stealing papers. LOL
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well, apparently you can report them to police. at least, in my city, you can. I was filling out a police report for stolen property and it had a category for newspapers and when I asked the cop, he said it was for neighbours stealing papers. LOL
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I believe... dont quote me... but stealing any mail... even if its junk mail... is a Federal Offense

lol
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12/13/2012 01:00 AM
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Re: my neighbor steals my newspapers
So, I have finally found out where my paper has been disappearing to. my neighbor has been stealing it. Sometimes it is there so maybe he puts it back. Well yesterday I got up early, went outside, and attached some fishing line to the paper, and let out some line until I was hidden by the corner of my house. I waited. Sure enough in a few minutes I could hear someone approaching. you should have seen the look on his face when I screamed at the top of my lungs and simultaneously jerked the paper out of his hands. I think he shit his pants, and the look on his face was priceless. So I asked him, "why are you taking my paper, why don't you buy your own?" He didn't have an answer. I told him the next time it happened it wouldn't be fishing line I was using, a gun would be involved. I think he got the message.
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That's awesome OP. Funny story. ;-`)
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Re: my neighbor steals my newspapers
well, apparently you can report them to police. at least, in my city, you can. I was filling out a police report for stolen property and it had a category for newspapers and when I asked the cop, he said it was for neighbours stealing papers. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15751650


I believe... dont quote me... but stealing any mail... even if its junk mail... is a Federal Offense

lol
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Not sure if the newspaper is considered mail...but considering the amount of federally funded psyop horseshit in the news these days you might be onto something.
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more than you can shake a stick at

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12/13/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: my neighbor steals my newspapers
Every time he takes your paper leave a bag of flaming dog shit on his front door.

And only when he takes your paper.

See if you can get a laugh out loud holiday experience featuring a neighbor hood rivalry that will even have grandma laughing in tears! Fun for the whole family.
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12/13/2012 01:14 AM
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12/13/2012 01:15 AM
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the thought had crossed my mind to open it up, drop in a dog turd, and re roll it for him to open when he took it. Yes Dr. Acula, after we read the paper it is used for the dog to pee on, similar to you using your's for your cat. Sometimes the dog peeing on it is the only interesting thing about the paper that day
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12/13/2012 01:15 AM
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Fake, but funny! 5*s for creativity. Good stuff.
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12/13/2012 01:17 AM
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He stole your newspapers? That is just crazy. Sounds like the guy is a little off his nut.
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12/13/2012 01:18 AM
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Fake, but funny! 5*s for creativity. Good stuff.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


nope it is actually a true story.





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