GLP Effect and the Apocalypse!

For years GLP has had a magical effect to stop doom and save the world from certain demise. We all know this as the GLP effect. Everyone thought we had some sort of blessing that would save the world, but it was all just building up to this moment. Tonight, on the GLPVC, Raw Feed Live Show, our guest speaker unleased a demon claiming to be Metatron, who will now begin to turn the wheels to start the Apocalypse. The horseman are now riding our way, and it is all GLP's fault. The GLP effect has been broken. BRING IN THE TOMATOS FOR REAL! Lowers the BS flags, the shit has finally hit the fan and we are all finally in for DOOM!