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How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?

 
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Have mercy with this guy, he's a german and not very well educated apparently.
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How do you explain the second paragraph, to me?
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
They say the bible is not to be taken literally.

Except when they want to quote it.
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Zec:13:5:
But he shall say,
I am no prophet,
I am an husbandman;
for man taught me to keep cattle from my youth.
Zec:13:6:
And one shall say unto him,
What are these wounds in thine hands?
Then he shall answer,
Those with which I was wounded in the house of my friends.
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
You can't.

The New Testament is a fan-fiction, (perfectly blended with the political situation, and already existing religions of rome) of the old testament. The Old Testament was created by traveling desert vagabonds.

You can't explain the inconsistencies because it's just the tale of a tale.
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"Diversity came from the fallen angels known as 'sons of God'"

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Not true at all. Angels do not breed since they are spirit beings.

Sons of God are God's people.
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Have mercy with this guy, he's a german and not very well educated apparently.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


How do you explain the second paragraph, to me?
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Well, actually its not the sun that defines the term day, its the rotation of the earth. 1 turn around its own axis = 1 day. Think about it ffs!
C'mon are you people really that fucking stupid?!

Here, from wikipedia for the smartypants:

Besides the day of 24 hours (86,400 seconds), the word day is used for several different spans of time based on the rotation of the Earth around its axis.

I made it bold so you don't miss it.

Link: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

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"Diversity came from the fallen angels known as 'sons of God'"

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Not true at all. Angels do not breed since they are spirit beings.

Sons of God are God's people.
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Read up on the Nephilim. Serious stuff my man. Fallen angeles did indeed mess with our DNA.
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"Diversity came from the fallen angels known as 'sons of God'"

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Not true at all. Angels do not breed since they are spirit beings.

Sons of God are God's people.
 Quoting: - 29692837


Read up on the Nephilim. Serious stuff my man. Fallen angeles did indeed mess with our DNA.
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People who fail at basic understanding can't comprehend this.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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"Diversity came from the fallen angels known as 'sons of God'"

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Not true at all. Angels do not breed since they are spirit beings.

Sons of God are God's people.
 Quoting: - 29692837


Read up on the Nephilim. Serious stuff my man. Fallen angeles did indeed mess with our DNA.
 Quoting: The_Mhael



In the book of Genesis the Hebrew word "nephylim" was translated "giant". But in context does not mean a physically large human since that type of giant is a different Hebrew word.

God destroyed earth by flood due to SIN not GENETICS.
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Have mercy with this guy, he's a german and not very well educated apparently.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


How do you explain the second paragraph, to me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Well, actually its not the sun that defines the term day, its the rotation of the earth. 1 turn around its own axis = 1 day. Think about it ffs!
C'mon are you people really that fucking stupid?!

Here, from wikipedia for the smartypants:

Besides the day of 24 hours (86,400 seconds), the word day is used for several different spans of time based on the rotation of the Earth around its axis.

I made it bold so you don't miss it.

Link: [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


A good explanaition, thanks. Not so for your rudeness.
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Have mercy with this guy, he's a german and not very well educated apparently.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


How do you explain the second paragraph, to me?
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Well, actually its not the sun that defines the term day, its the rotation of the earth. 1 turn around its own axis = 1 day. Think about it ffs!
C'mon are you people really that fucking stupid?!

Here, from wikipedia for the smartypants:

Besides the day of 24 hours (86,400 seconds), the word day is used for several different spans of time based on the rotation of the Earth around its axis.

I made it bold so you don't miss it.

Link: [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


A good explanaition, thanks. Not so for your rudeness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Well, its the same stupid questions all over again. And the people asking them claim to be smart, drives me nuts.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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How do you explain the second paragraph, to me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Well, actually its not the sun that defines the term day, its the rotation of the earth. 1 turn around its own axis = 1 day. Think about it ffs!
C'mon are you people really that fucking stupid?!

Here, from wikipedia for the smartypants:

Besides the day of 24 hours (86,400 seconds), the word day is used for several different spans of time based on the rotation of the Earth around its axis.

I made it bold so you don't miss it.

Link: [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Face Palmer


A good explanaition, thanks. Not so for your rudeness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Well, its the same stupid questions all over again. And the people asking them claim to be smart, drives me nuts.
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Your answer is scientific appropriate. Hats off.

Yet unbiblical. Because the days are determined by the sundown-sunrise in the Bible. So I stay stupid further, voluntarily.

Anyway, thanks for the wisdom shared.
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Because people that feel entitled to receive everything on a golden platter can't phantom why things need to be hidden.
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Your answer is scientific appropriate. Hats off.

Yet unbiblical. Because the days are determined by the sundown-sunrise in the Bible. So I stay stupid further, voluntarily.

Anyway, thanks for the wisdom shared.
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Care to elaborate?

Now what is causing the sundown-sunrise? You refuse to accept the answer cause you refuse to accept the truth mehtinks.
But thats up to you.

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"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Your answer is scientific appropriate. Hats off.

Yet unbiblical. Because the days are determined by the sundown-sunrise in the Bible. So I stay stupid further, voluntarily.

Anyway, thanks for the wisdom shared.
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Care to elaborate?

Now what is causing the sundown-sunrise? You refuse to accept the answer cause you refuse to accept the truth mehtinks.
But thats up to you.
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You cannot have the sundown without the Sun. Simple as that.
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Christians don't need to explain anything! Their fantasy trumps reality every time, mate.
Christianity is not about facts or proof...you either believe it or you don't.
Qnd they do and there's no swaying them.
I say let them hae their masturbatory god if it gives them pleasure.
Just keep that bullshit away from me and my family :-)
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Christians don't need to explain anything! Their fantasy trumps reality every time, mate.
Christianity is not about facts or proof...you either believe it or you don't.
Qnd they do and there's no swaying them.
I say let them hae their masturbatory god if it gives them pleasure.
Just keep that bullshit away from me and my family :-)
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Let´s hope your own life, your thinking etc. is more consistent than the Bible.
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Your answer is scientific appropriate. Hats off.

Yet unbiblical. Because the days are determined by the sundown-sunrise in the Bible. So I stay stupid further, voluntarily.

Anyway, thanks for the wisdom shared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Care to elaborate?

Now what is causing the sundown-sunrise? You refuse to accept the answer cause you refuse to accept the truth mehtinks.
But thats up to you.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


You cannot have the sundown without the Sun. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You don't say?! That comes as a total surprise to me.
Looks like you did not get my question.
Even with the sun existing, you can't have sunset and sunrise without earths rotation. Simple as that.

Last Edited by Face Palmer on 12/13/2012 05:37 AM
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Your answer is scientific appropriate. Hats off.

Yet unbiblical. Because the days are determined by the sundown-sunrise in the Bible. So I stay stupid further, voluntarily.

Anyway, thanks for the wisdom shared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Care to elaborate?

Now what is causing the sundown-sunrise? You refuse to accept the answer cause you refuse to accept the truth mehtinks.
But thats up to you.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


You cannot have the sundown without the Sun. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You don't say?! That comes as a total surprise to me.
Looks like you did not get my question.
Even with the sun existing, you can't have sunset and sunrise without earths rotation. Simple as that.
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Well, the Sun got created after 3 days only. Full circle being back at the beginning of this thread.
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do some research before you shit out your mouth
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Do some research yourself before you shit out of your mouth. And don't use the Bible, or sources citing the Bible, for your research, because that'd obviously be circle-wanking. Thank you.
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Care to elaborate?

Now what is causing the sundown-sunrise? You refuse to accept the answer cause you refuse to accept the truth mehtinks.
But thats up to you.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


You cannot have the sundown without the Sun. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You don't say?! That comes as a total surprise to me.
Looks like you did not get my question.
Even with the sun existing, you can't have sunset and sunrise without earths rotation. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well, the Sun got created after 3 days only. Full circle being back at the beginning of this thread.
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Nope. You focus on the sunset-sunrise too much.

If the day is defined by the earth's rotation, it does not matter wether a sun exists or not. 1 day = 1 turn. So the term "day" (aka "turn") could very well exist and be defined before the sun was created. This is a logical fact.

Last Edited by Face Palmer on 12/13/2012 05:46 AM
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Because people that feel entitled to receive everything on a golden platter can't phantom why things need to be hidden.
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that should be "fathom" not "phantom"
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do some research before you shit out your mouth
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Christians don't need to explain anything! Their fantasy trumps reality every time, mate.
Christianity is not about facts or proof...you either believe it or you don't.
Qnd they do and there's no swaying them.
I say let them hae their masturbatory god if it gives them pleasure.
Just keep that bullshit away from me and my family :-)
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Let´s hope your own life, your thinking etc. is more consistent than the Bible.
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Sound right^^^, for 'let every man be a lie'
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Care to elaborate?

Now what is causing the sundown-sunrise? You refuse to accept the answer cause you refuse to accept the truth mehtinks.
But thats up to you.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


You cannot have the sundown without the Sun. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You don't say?! That comes as a total surprise to me.
Looks like you did not get my question.
Even with the sun existing, you can't have sunset and sunrise without earths rotation. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well, the Sun got created after 3 days only. Full circle being back at the beginning of this thread.
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The sun gives forth light right?
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Re: How do christians explain the inconsistencies of the bible?
Christians don't need to explain anything! Their fantasy trumps reality every time, mate.
Christianity is not about facts or proof...you either believe it or you don't.
Qnd they do and there's no swaying them.
I say let them hae their masturbatory god if it gives them pleasure.
Just keep that bullshit away from me and my family :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29775213


Let´s hope your own life, your thinking etc. is more consistent than the Bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Sound right^^^, for 'let every man be a liar'
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You cannot have the sundown without the Sun. Simple as that.
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You don't say?! That comes as a total surprise to me.
Looks like you did not get my question.
Even with the sun existing, you can't have sunset and sunrise without earths rotation. Simple as that.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well, the Sun got created after 3 days only. Full circle being back at the beginning of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Nope. You focus on the sunset-sunrise too much.

If the day is defined by the earth's rotation, it does not matter wether a sun exists or not. 1 day = 1 turn. So the term "day" (aka "turn") could very well exist and be defined before the sun was created. This is a logical fact.
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I do appreciate your scientific approach much. hf Still not what the Bible says itself.
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Hey brother, this is a reallyl really long story but i will try to break it down . GENESES is heavy heavy metaphor see you must study angels and heaven as well. Fallen angels are what most would call aliens. See God loves all his creations so much that he even let his fallen angels who wanted to be there own mini gods. rule the universe. he kicked them out of Heaven and this also explains this in Geneses "then we made mankind in OUR own image" see these where the fallen angels trying to create a slave race and "seed" the universe. This dates all the way back to sumarian culture. See Cain in the bible is the lucifers bloodline, Able is Gods bloodline, First great flood had to cleans the earth because the Fallen angels "sumarian gods called annunki was toying with Gods creation. and there was only 8 geneticly pure humans left befor the flood "Noah and 8 others" Well also you need to study niphilim as well. well anyways see when it says God scooped up some clay and made us and when we fell out of heaven we fell in the East side of Eden with 4 rivers. gi-on, pi-son, hid-dek, euprates. These where the 4 races of humans. See in sumarian culture the created there own mankind "cro-magnon" and it was not to smart and in sumarian tablets it says they where amazed when "Humans hit the world scene" because not only where we smart and could speak but we where beautiful and more smart then the Fallen angels. Well they wanted to get there hands on us and steal our DNA ect.. well from here you must study sumarian culture and the book of Enoch. to sum it up the fallen angels waited until Gods creation made huge kingdoms and then they basicly came and took them over and started to turn us isto slaves and messing with our DNA and women started having children called niphilim "giants" the fallen angels used thes giants as there own army to keep us under control. but at the same time the fallen angels where using the forbiden arts and knowledge they stole from heaven "how to make drugs, weapons, advanced technology, how to style to be sexy, how to read the stars and universe, sun and moon to predict, how to use witchcraft and black magic ect" and they started currupting mankind and just allmost ruined Gods creation. This is what brought on the Great flood. See nibiru got sucked into our solar system and one of its moons smashed into a planet by mars and created the astroid belt but also it caused mega disasters ect.. City of atlantis was destoyed to.. there where ancient alien city here to. well there are like 4 main fallen angels back then "atlantians, plaeton, greys aliens, reptilian aliens" this is what satan got reduced to "sarraphim angel/reptilian shapeshifting alien as many people call them" ever since then the aliens use to rule this planet knew that nothing is coincedence and it was gods judgment on them for all that they have done to our race. and they all basicly took off and went home, the reptilians ones live on nibiru. not sure where greys or other live but i assume they went to spend what lil time they have left back in there own universe's because they do not live forever and when Jesus comes he is going to put the smack down on them. this was the fastest way i can sum it up i will post a video for ya to brother [link to www.youtube.com]
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Nope. You focus on the sunset-sunrise too much.

If the day is defined by the earth's rotation, it does not matter wether a sun exists or not. 1 day = 1 turn. So the term "day" (aka "turn") could very well exist and be defined before the sun was created. This is a logical fact.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


I do appreciate your scientific approach much. hf Still not what the Bible says itself.
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Well, what does the bible say?! That was my original "care to elaborate" question :)
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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