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Australians- A call out thread

 
wisc_natureboy
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Australians- A call out thread
POLL: Why do most Aussie AC posts piss us all off?
 Most Aussie AC's are under-educated basement trolls.
 US Gov't. operatives use Aussie IP's to troll and shill our boards.
 The majority Aussie AC's are 14 years old.
 Aussies actually believe the crap they post.
 Criminal gene pool will criminal.
 Aussies are right. All our conversation is meaningless...
 Australia is run by Satanists, we should pray for them.
 All people in the Southern Hemisphere are a bit warped.
 I hate your stupid, turgid, grandiloquent polls.
 I love your turgid pole.
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My in-person experience with Australians is limited to those I met in my travels, predominately in Europe.

They were witty, intelligent, friendly folks in my estimation.

Now, after a few years around here, my opinion of Aussies has changed.

I postulate a few potential causative factors:

1: The Aussies I met while traveling were from respectable families, educated and cultured.
That's why they were able to holiday for 6-months across Europe.

2: Most Aussie AC's are under-educated basement trolls.

3: US Gov't. operatives use Aussie IP's to troll and shill our boards.

4: The majority Aussie AC's are 14 years old.

5: Excessive Aussie Gov't control of info, the people actually believe what they post.

6: Criminal gene pool will criminal.

7: Aussies are right. All our conversation is meaningless and we should listen to them and stop posting anything.
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<------ a fan of Aussies and Australia.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/13/2012 02:50 AM
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wisc_natureboy (OP)
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<------ a fan of Aussies and Australia.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Like I said, everyone I met in person, I liked.
Why is it different here?

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12/13/2012 02:56 AM
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Bitch...dont try to be eloquent.

Lose a few pounds.


Try harder.


That is all.
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12/13/2012 02:57 AM
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We're a cynical lot for sure
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12/13/2012 02:58 AM
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<------ a fan of Aussies and Australia.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Like I said, everyone I met in person, I liked.
Why is it different here?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Its because..you totally forgot witty and intelligent.

Wittiness includes a real sense of the sarcastic. WE EXCEL at taking the piss out of almost anything. We do it with a smile in all good intent.

For example when we rant and rave and generally pull merkan posts to bits..it with a smile..we are ONLY being sarcastic with a good nature.

if you ever came to out coutry you would see we do it to eachother..it keeps us sharp and gives us THICK SKINS..something the rest of the world seems to lack..THUS all the wars over BULLSHIT.

We call a spade a spade and useless child raping muslims..USELESS child raping muslims..something the rest of the world does NOT have the balls to do..THATS why you voted in a MUSLIM PRESIDENT..cause you have had the BALLS pussy whipped of you by the PC crowd.
wisc_natureboy (OP)
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
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12/13/2012 03:09 AM

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From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.
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12/13/2012 03:14 AM
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My in-person experience with Australians is limited to those I met in my travels, predominately in Europe.

They were witty, intelligent, friendly folks in my estimation.

Now, after a few years around here, my opinion of Aussies has changed.

I postulate a few potential causative factors:

1: The Aussies I met while traveling were from respectable families, educated and cultured.
That's why they were able to holiday for 6-months across Europe.

2: Most Aussie AC's are under-educated basement trolls.

3: US Gov't. operatives use Aussie IP's to troll and shill our boards.

4: The majority Aussie AC's are 14 years old.

5: Excessive Aussie Gov't control of info, the people actually believe what they post.

6: Criminal gene pool will criminal.

7: Aussies are right. All our conversation is meaningless and we should listen to them and stop posting anything.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


All our conversation is meaningless...

Looks like your the uneducated one.
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12/13/2012 03:23 AM
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<------ a fan of Aussies and Australia.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Like I said, everyone I met in person, I liked.
Why is it different here?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


you're not helping the situation cunt.
cruise
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12/13/2012 03:26 AM
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From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.
 Quoting: reluctant participant


Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.
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12/13/2012 03:28 AM
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It's because we're a nation that has come from convicts. We're also damn proud of it.
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12/13/2012 03:30 AM
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From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.
 Quoting: reluctant participant


Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4219802


Quoted for truth.
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12/13/2012 03:31 AM
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It's because we're a nation that has come from convicts. We're also damn proud of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16653084


Yeah from Convicts to a First World Nation....We're pretty smart, clever or this would never have happened....
wisc_natureboy (OP)
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It's because we're a nation that has come from convicts. We're also damn proud of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16653084


Yeah from Convicts to a First World Nation....We're pretty smart, clever or this would never have happened....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9977516


Unless your leaders made the same deal with Ol' Scratch.
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OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It's because we're a nation that has come from convicts. We're also damn proud of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16653084


Yeah from Convicts to a First World Nation....We're pretty smart, clever or this would never have happened....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9977516


Unless your leaders made the same deal with Ol' Scratch.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


We may have been founded on the basis of scum but after WWII we got a shitload of awesome babes from european war torn countries... thats why we're all sexy as hell and heaps 'modest' about it :p
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12/13/2012 04:47 AM
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Yeah, you are all just a bunch of dumbfuck foreigners anyway.

Poms giving us shit is hilarious.
Yanks giving us shit is true to their nature,I.e assult that which you dont understand.
Im yet to meet one(yank) who can see past his own nose,let alone cotton on to anything deeper than slapstick,hollywood born humor(Poms got you there sorry).
Noone else seems to give us shit, because half their population designates this country as their country of choice anyway,seeing as they have at least one family member here.


Basically, we are little Britain mixed with Little America, throw in a piquant of every other refuge nation, and crossed with Asian powerhouse influence and you end up with a nation full of "I dont give a Fuck" stereotypes without common identity besides the ability to smash beers, catch fish and subdivide heritage allotments.

Lived in U.K,U.S and Canada. Canadians are on our wavelength.

Mock that as you will, then let me tare you a new one with statistical data. You are all just way too damn serious over nothing. We down here dont give a shit who leads our nation as we realize they are all as incompetent as our own damn selves,and its too fucking hot to give a shit anyway.

Now go ask a WW2 vet,Viet vet,or Iraq vet where the most bad-arse soldiers they ever saw come from. Exemplified in our kick arse sporting prowess. (<---yeah per capita dipshit,dont site your medal tally etc.)

Anything else?
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12/13/2012 04:48 AM
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when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy



We value our cynicism, it keeps us honest.
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You just don't get our sense of humor and we do say it like it is and sometimes when we let loose with a heap of vitriol ..... well its just plain good fun to call your mate or some one who pisses you of a fucktard.
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when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109866


lmao Dude, you missed your turn on the internet super highway. Penthouse Forum was to the left.
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
George Carlin
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Bored, and wondering why you yanks do such a shit job of policing the world.
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Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4219802


Says the guy from the most boring, depressing country in the whole world.

Bah none.
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12/13/2012 06:12 AM
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maybe you are right in suggesting that your Gov trolls use aussie ip addresses to hide behind.
The nature of the australians posting here is comical sterotype .

in other words they dont exist in real life , only in the movies
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12/13/2012 06:24 AM
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Australians know it's way to easy to wind up Americans with nothing but a few words, so they do. That's it.


That and Australia's full. No room (or deisre) for limeys, hangers on or other riff-raff from abroad for when SHTF, so it makes sense now to give the impression online that Aus is a shithole with problems, when the reality is 180 degrees different.
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We're a cynical lot for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy





Australia is a multicultured country. Our country is made up of all different races of people including indian, asian, middle eastern, and african.

Is your perception of Australia very limited or are you just plain ignorant?
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when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109866



Hehe,yeah I know that chick!









Think I married her...?
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From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.
 Quoting: reluctant participant


Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4219802


lol while you freeze your tits off in continuous rain...IN SUMMER LOL.
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12/13/2012 07:06 AM
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i'm very unpleasant on forums...

you'd probably like me in person :)
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