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Australians- A call out thread

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 07:21 AM
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i'm very unpleasant on forums...

you'd probably like me in person :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10044371



It's such fun isn't and stirring up Yanks is the best

But if you meet us in person we can pull manners out of our arse.
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12/13/2012 07:25 AM

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We're a cynical lot for sure
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lmao

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12/13/2012 07:30 AM
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I dont think your gonna get a good impression of anyone on this forum lol.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:02 AM
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From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.
 Quoting: reluctant participant


Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4219802


What flies ??
maybe you should have had a bath before you got here.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:07 AM
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Re: Australians- A call out thread
when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109866


lmao Dude, you missed your turn on the internet super highway. Penthouse Forum was to the left.
 Quoting: LaniJane


I wonder if, when he wrote "when I was younger"...was that when he was 60 years old or 70 years old?

laugh
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:18 AM
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Look, i wholeheartedly agree,

those Austrians are NOTHING but trouble!!

All that yodelling & those stupid butt-kicking dances!!

Hitler was an Austrian, you know!!!

banana2
BadHairDay

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12/13/2012 08:43 AM
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Are you including Tasmanians in this? or just mainlanders?
It's all about the 'vibe'
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:51 AM
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Ahh, you guys are great :)
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 09:12 AM
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From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.
 Quoting: reluctant participant


Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4219802


Only in the outback!
wisc_natureboy (OP)

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12/13/2012 07:12 PM

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when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109866


lmao Dude, you missed your turn on the internet super highway. Penthouse Forum was to the left.
 Quoting: LaniJane


lol
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Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 07:23 PM
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We pride ourselves on our beer ads!

Melbourne was the most livable city in the world for a reason!

I fucking love being Australian and the mateship this country has, you will not find it anywhere else in the world.

Straya cunt
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 07:31 PM
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i'm very unpleasant on forums...

you'd probably like me in person :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10044371



It's such fun isn't and stirring up Yanks is the best

 Quoting: Satan's BFF


it 's every Aussie's duty to bag an American every chance you get.
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12/13/2012 07:36 PM

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<------ a fan of Aussies and Australia.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Like I said, everyone I met in person, I liked.
Why is it different here?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


I've wondered this as well. Without exception, the ones I have met in real life were friendly and outgoing, really quite charming. Totally opposite from those who post here. Makes me wonder which are the real Aussies!
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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The Gay Aussie
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12/13/2012 07:39 PM
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Your poll has back fired on you going by the results. wink
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 07:43 PM
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I read all Aussie posts with an accent.

resist
wisc_natureboy (OP)

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12/13/2012 07:43 PM

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Your poll has back fired on you going by the results. wink
 Quoting: The Gay Aussie 29818161


There is no 'backfiring. I had/have no agenda.
I simply asked a question.
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12/13/2012 08:06 PM

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You just don't get our sense of humor and we do say it like it is and sometimes when we let loose with a heap of vitriol ..... well its just plain good fun to call your mate or some one who pisses you of a fucktard.
 Quoting: Satan's BFF


I know that but that humor don't work with people not in the know, that's the problem.
BadHairDay

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12/13/2012 08:34 PM
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I read all Aussie posts with an accent.

resist
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29815980


- and back acha! (but I hear you more with a hillbilly accent)
It's all about the 'vibe'
wisc_natureboy (OP)

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12/27/2012 11:33 AM

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I read all Aussie posts with an accent.

resist
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29815980


- and back acha! (but I hear you more with a hillbilly accent)
 Quoting: BadHairDay


LoL. Now, I'm reading Russian posts with a Russian accent, Swedish posts with a Swedish accent, and so.
Oh, too much fun.
Ya'll should hear how you Texans sound in my head! LoL.
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12/27/2012 11:34 AM

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1rof1
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
wisc_natureboy (OP)

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12/27/2012 11:35 AM

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1rof1
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Laugh it up there Cincy-boy,
you sound like a Kentuckian in my head. LoL.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:39 AM
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You can never trust an Aussie
Sleeping Giant
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12/27/2012 11:40 AM

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1rof1
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Laugh it up there Cincy-boy,
you sound like a Kentuckian in my head. LoL.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


lol.

I reckon I'm gon' go take a gander at my cows and hear me some David Allen Coe.
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:45 AM
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when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109866



Hehe,yeah I know that chick!









Think I married her...?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9010501


I am sure you did marry her, being that she is your sister.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:55 AM
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Op, if you apply the same logic, all Americans are super aggressive, swearing, know-it-all ignoramuses.....because that is how a lot of them behave on this forum. Obviously, that is just a stereotype....like your impression of Australians is a stereotype. They have a different sense of humour than American humour. Just imagine that everything they say has a different meaning than what is on the surface.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 11:59 AM
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We Aussies are learning how to act from on big American brothers on here.
But seriously saying only aussies post retarded shit is just saying your blind to 95% of all posts around here.
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12/27/2012 12:03 PM
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wisc_natureboy (OP)

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01/03/2013 10:34 PM

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bumpity
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chowan

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01/03/2013 11:04 PM

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As an Australian living in the US i can say that it is a mix of things

1st most americans dont get the australian humor and mateship thing if i was to return home now and visit with some friends the first thing out of their mouths would
be a string of expletives that would make a sailor blush.
To the untrained and mostly untraveled average American
it would appear a brawl was about to ensue but nothing
could be further from the truth.

a friend said it well when he comented. Im allowed to call you a lower than a snakes belly fking prick but no one else
better try.

Also understand that the average Australian likes to make
jokes at your lack of knowledge about Australia.
drop bears and hoop snakes anyonetounge

2nd i think some of the real nasty replies especially aimed at women are probably not your average Australian but rather shills for whatever reason.

so my choice was US government operatives shilling the board
sheell be right mate
Sleeping Giant
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01/03/2013 11:11 PM

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Nature Boy, you were right. Germany is beautiful this time of year!

chuckle
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

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