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Christ holds the keys to Hades! Atheist's remarkable NDE sees Hitler!

 
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Bryan Melvin, author of "A Land Unknown: Hell's Dominion," describes how he died after drinking water contaminated with cholera. He tells how his soul was separated from his body and taken to hell. In hell, he saw miles of cubes, each one containing a person suffering the same punishment they inflicted on others during their lives on earth. He shares how he abandoned his former atheism and embraced faith, along with a second chance at life.


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Well, visiting the heavens is pretty worn out, isnt it?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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“I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.” ( Revelations 1:18 )



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He was a Southern Baptist that had a hallucination and decided to cash in on it by claiming he was an atheist.
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Pretty frieky Hitler being burned over and over again
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Pretty frieky Hitler being burned over and over again
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Hitler was a Christian and did the Lord's work. He is not in Hell. So this means the whole thing is made up out of nothing.
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When you have to sell a book...make up some crap about going to hell!!
Fuckig idiot...
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“I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.” ( Revelations 1:18 )



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Hitler's sins were forgiven by jesus.
If not why the hell do you think, your sins are forgiven??
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If NDE's are evidence of the Divine then one would expect NDE's to be consistent regardless of culture right?

Can you please explain to me why that isn't the case?

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Pretty frieky Hitler being burned over and over again
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Hitler was a Christian and did the Lord's work. He is not in Hell. So this means the whole thing is made up out of nothing.
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Wow... who is your Lord?
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Hitler's sins were forgiven by jesus.
If not why the hell do you think, your sins are forgiven??
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Oh? I didn't realize he had accepted Jesus Christ in his heart
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The Atheist will be one of Satan's main tools in tricking the Earth into believing He is the soon coming Cosmic Christ (Maitreya)

The Bible Teaches the Dead know nothing
They Sleep until the 1st or 2nd resurrection
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The Atheist will be one of Satan's main tools in tricking the Earth into believing He is the soon coming Cosmic Christ (Maitreya)

The Bible Teaches the Dead know nothing
They Sleep until the 1st or 2nd resurrection
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Have you read George Ritchie s NDE it says what Jesus showed him about the idea of sleeping after death.
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So Hitler is still floating around in the spirit realm?

Cool story bro.
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So Hitler is still floating around in the spirit realm?

Cool story bro.
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I also love the ironic punishment bit.

Didn't know "god" took cues from The Simpsons.

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Hitler's sins were forgiven by jesus.
If not why the hell do you think, your sins are forgiven??
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grizzy There are some terms and conditions that you seem to be ignoring.

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Hitler's sins were forgiven by jesus.
If not why the hell do you think, your sins are forgiven??
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:grizzy: There are some terms and conditions that you seem to be ignoring.

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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I like that cartoon :) :)
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God is omnipotent..

all knowing and all seeing.

He knew long before he created anyone that billions of beings he was about to create were destined to be tortured by being burnt alive forever by him in a place he created JUST for that purpose.

GOD PLANNED hell.

If He did not he is not all knowing.

He is also a TORTURE expert and has seen to it that the people in hell suffer to the UTMOST every second of their eternity..

being so compassionate and merciful God also saw to it that there would be NO correction there..

NO rehab..

and NO WAY OUT..

a Just and fair "Punishment of eternal duration for the mere sin of being created and born into a world where life generally sux..

followed by an even more suckful eternity.

But Jesus DIED to save us from this place he INTENDED us to go to..

the place HE created to roast the vast majority of people alive in unbearable agony forever.

He died to save us from HIS JUSTICE..

to save us from HIMSELF really..

after all..

HE RUNS and MAINTAINS HELL..

PLUS..

he created every torture device there..

HE creates the flames by the word of his mouth..

HE knows every bit of agony that goes on there..

and all those there DESERVE it..f

or being born HUMAN..

in a fucked up crazy loveless world with about 20 million religions to choose and confuse..

But if we choose wrong..with our very LIMITED understanding of life or eternity..

sorry..

but you have to BURN.

Also..

if you are born into a religion like islam or Bhuddism or some such..

YOU WILL BURN as well..

for DARING to be born to the wrong culture..

wrong parents..

and wrong religion..

even though GOD chooses who gets born to who and where..

cause if he did NOT choose..

and you are born by MISTAKE into the wrong religion..then God is not all KNOWING and NOT in control at all.

This worlds justice system..

while unfair in a lot of cases usually fits the punishment to the crime.

You speed..

you get a fine..

you steal..

you get a bigger fine and locked away for a bit..

you kill..

you get locked away for a fair while..

But Gods justice system is the opposite..

You steal..

you get tortured forever without mercy..

You swear even..

same result..

you do anything wrong no matter how big or small..

and its TORTURE TIME!!!!

God has one punishment for all..

ETERNAL TORTURE with NO PAROLE..

MERCY..

SYMPATHY..

COMPASSION..

REHABILITATION..

OR LET UP...

And HIS ways are supposed to above OURS?

How many fathers on earth would torture their kids for the rest of their lives for stealing a cookie from the cookie jar?

NONE..

except the really fucked up ones who DO get locked awy for doing it..

But when GOD does it..

we honor him and build churches in his name...

But THIS is what is taught...let me break it down some more to its ILLOGICAL conclusion...



God created satan..

and he KNEW BEFORE he created satan that satan WOULD bring sin into being..

so GOD..

being in ULTIMATE CONTROL of everything..

MUST HAVE PLANNED it..

cause if he did NOT..

he is not all KNOWING..

and if he is not all KNOWING..

he is NOT GOD ALMIGHTY..

just god..a LITTLE bit mighty..

Plus IF God created satan and DIDNT KNOW satan would create sin..then GOD MADE A MISTAKE and could NOT see the future..

didnt he?

But who ever heard of a being who knows EVERY POSSIBLE FUTURE..making a MISTAKE?

So if he DIDNT MAKE a mistake..

which is IMPOSSIBLE for an ALL KNOWING BEING to do..

the he MUST have PLANNED THE WHOLE THING RIGHT FROM THE START..

and this plan..

according to MOST CHRISTIANS..

included creating a place to torture TRILLIONS of BEINGS he KNEW IN ADVANCE would reject him...

SO ITS PLANNED SADISM...

But we all know that TORTURE is EVIL..

especially torture without end..

So how can GOD who is ALL KNOWING and ALMIGHTY who PLANNED SIN to BE..

by creating a being that would BRING it to be..

and who ALSO have planned the ULTIMATE EVIL...be called LOVE and ALL KNOWING and have things said about him like "HIS MERCY endrues FOREVER...

WHEN ITS CLEAR IT DOES NOT?

Besides..

he says there will be NO MORE TEARS..

NO MORE CRYING..

that ALL those things..

pain..

sorrow..

death..

agony..

will BE NO MORE..

SO HOW can this be TRUE if TRILLIONS OF BEINGS are going to be spending ETERNITY DOING JUST THAT?

So this being who is LOVE>.who CANT LIE..TOLD A LIE??

GET your FACTS straight chritians..either GOD makes mistakes..AND he is a liar..and THUS the most evil SADIST in history..

OR YOU ARE ALL WRONG ABOUT HIM!
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Hitler didn't burn Jews alive.... ffs.

RARELY did he send a Jew to the oven before they were gassed, and that's only if they did something really bad.

people need to get their shit straight.
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For all of you who doubt, I am just curious this lady who was atheist and a nurse on earth , commited suicide, she also said she had a NDE and saw the same thing the other man saw. How would they both see the same if there is no conciousness after death? She also saw Hitler.

[link to www.nderf.org]


By the time my son found me, I was blue. He ran to the neighbor and told them that something was wrong with his mom. As they were taking me to the hospital, my heart stopped and from outside my body, I watched them do CPR on me so that they could at least get me to the hospital. As we arrived at the hospital, I began to descend into a darkness. My body, of course, stayed in the hospital, but I found myself  falling down a very dark tunnel.  Demons appeared around me, and, though I was spirit, they were going through the motions of ripping my flesh off.  It was intensely painful.  As I went deeper and deeper into Hell, I saw many prominent historical figures, and lastly, my father.  My father turned to welcome me to Hell, and I was thinking that this was it for me. My life on Earth was over, and I've ended up in Hell. Getting out of Hell would not be a possibility.  But suddenly I started to move away from them and began to go back up the tunnel towards my body. However, I did not return completely. I stayed apart from my body, watching the doctors work on it. They were trying to stabilize my vital signs and flush out all the drugs and alcohol so the toxins would not continue to ravish my body. I was horrified at the things they were doing but was glad that the demons were no longer tearing my flesh off.  After what seemed like forever, my heart started to beat in a fairly reasonable manner and I was breathing with the help of a ventilator. As my vital signs returned, I was pulled towards, and then into, my body.  At that point my awareness ceased and I returned to unconsciousness. I woke up about 10 hours later in the ICU. I tried to talk but was unable to because of the ventilator. Eventually the doctors reversed my condition and, mostly out of danger, I stayed in the ICU for another week. While I was there, they suggested I go to addiction treatment and also recommended I address what I had told them had happened to me when I had died. (They did not believe there was a Hell.)  After that, I did go into treatment and now I have 18 years of sobriety. I became an Addiction Specialist, trying to help others learn to deal with addiction, so they would never have to experience the misery that I had.
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The after life and eternity is more important than earth, if you do not beleive you had better hope your ideas and concepts are correct.

Did you encounter or become aware of any deceased (or alive) beings?   Yes.   My father, Adolph Hitler and his wife, Vlad the Impaler (and I saw him still doing that - impaling people) and many other people that had done very bad things while on earth.
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For all of you who doubt, I am just curious this lady who was atheist and a nurse on earth , commited suicide, she also said she had a NDE and saw the same thing the other man saw. How would they both see the same if there is no conciousness after death? She also saw Hitler.

[link to www.nderf.org]


By the time my son found me, I was blue. He ran to the neighbor and told them that something was wrong with his mom. As they were taking me to the hospital, my heart stopped and from outside my body, I watched them do CPR on me so that they could at least get me to the hospital. As we arrived at the hospital, I began to descend into a darkness. My body, of course, stayed in the hospital, but I found myself  falling down a very dark tunnel.  Demons appeared around me, and, though I was spirit, they were going through the motions of ripping my flesh off.  It was intensely painful.  As I went deeper and deeper into Hell, I saw many prominent historical figures, and lastly, my father.  My father turned to welcome me to Hell, and I was thinking that this was it for me. My life on Earth was over, and I've ended up in Hell. Getting out of Hell would not be a possibility.  But suddenly I started to move away from them and began to go back up the tunnel towards my body. However, I did not return completely. I stayed apart from my body, watching the doctors work on it. They were trying to stabilize my vital signs and flush out all the drugs and alcohol so the toxins would not continue to ravish my body. I was horrified at the things they were doing but was glad that the demons were no longer tearing my flesh off.  After what seemed like forever, my heart started to beat in a fairly reasonable manner and I was breathing with the help of a ventilator. As my vital signs returned, I was pulled towards, and then into, my body.  At that point my awareness ceased and I returned to unconsciousness. I woke up about 10 hours later in the ICU. I tried to talk but was unable to because of the ventilator. Eventually the doctors reversed my condition and, mostly out of danger, I stayed in the ICU for another week. While I was there, they suggested I go to addiction treatment and also recommended I address what I had told them had happened to me when I had died. (They did not believe there was a Hell.)  After that, I did go into treatment and now I have 18 years of sobriety. I became an Addiction Specialist, trying to help others learn to deal with addiction, so they would never have to experience the misery that I had.
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For all of you who doubt, I am just curious this lady who was atheist and a nurse on earth , commited suicide, she also said she had a NDE and saw the same thing the other man saw. How would they both see the same if there is no conciousness after death? She also saw Hitler.

[link to www.nderf.org]


By the time my son found me, I was blue. He ran to the neighbor and told them that something was wrong with his mom. As they were taking me to the hospital, my heart stopped and from outside my body, I watched them do CPR on me so that they could at least get me to the hospital. As we arrived at the hospital, I began to descend into a darkness. My body, of course, stayed in the hospital, but I found myself  falling down a very dark tunnel.  Demons appeared around me, and, though I was spirit, they were going through the motions of ripping my flesh off.  It was intensely painful.  As I went deeper and deeper into Hell, I saw many prominent historical figures, and lastly, my father.  My father turned to welcome me to Hell, and I was thinking that this was it for me. My life on Earth was over, and I've ended up in Hell. Getting out of Hell would not be a possibility.  But suddenly I started to move away from them and began to go back up the tunnel towards my body. However, I did not return completely. I stayed apart from my body, watching the doctors work on it. They were trying to stabilize my vital signs and flush out all the drugs and alcohol so the toxins would not continue to ravish my body. I was horrified at the things they were doing but was glad that the demons were no longer tearing my flesh off.  After what seemed like forever, my heart started to beat in a fairly reasonable manner and I was breathing with the help of a ventilator. As my vital signs returned, I was pulled towards, and then into, my body.  At that point my awareness ceased and I returned to unconsciousness. I woke up about 10 hours later in the ICU. I tried to talk but was unable to because of the ventilator. Eventually the doctors reversed my condition and, mostly out of danger, I stayed in the ICU for another week. While I was there, they suggested I go to addiction treatment and also recommended I address what I had told them had happened to me when I had died. (They did not believe there was a Hell.)  After that, I did go into treatment and now I have 18 years of sobriety. I became an Addiction Specialist, trying to help others learn to deal with addiction, so they would never have to experience the misery that I had.
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He was a Southern Baptist that had a hallucination and decided to cash in on it by claiming he was an atheist.
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How was he Southern Baptist? He lived on the West Coast.
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This happened too my mom. She only told me this after I turned 21. She was on psychedelics and went too a place of flames.

And Jesus appeared too her and she said "I don't want too be here anymore" spoken like a child, and was promptly returned to Earth.
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If NDE's are evidence of the Divine then one would expect NDE's to be consistent regardless of culture right?

Can you please explain to me why that isn't the case?

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hmm

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Hitler's sins were forgiven by jesus.
If not why the hell do you think, your sins are forgiven??
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:grizzy: There are some terms and conditions that you seem to be ignoring.

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HItler was a devout christain.
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This happened too my mom. She only told me this after I turned 21. She was on psychedelics and went too a place of flames.

And Jesus appeared too her and she said "I don't want too be here anymore" spoken like a child, and was promptly returned to Earth.
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That is very intetesting thank you for sharing



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