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Jesus is coming soon!

 
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Jesus is coming soon!
Repent quickly and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

I say once more again.

Jesus is coming SOON, but it will be totally unexpected so be ready and faithful.

Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. No one goes to the Father but through the Jesus Christ.

John 14:6 (King James Version)

King James Version (KJV)

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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12/13/2012 07:14 AM
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This is no joke

Jesus is Lord!

Hail Jesus, the Lord of lords and King of kings.
He Is Risen Indeed

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HE is risen indeed! :-)
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12/13/2012 07:24 AM
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amen,may the lord give us strength for what is to come upon the world.hold on a lil longer folks,its nearly time! hf
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Repent quickly and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

I say once more again.

Jesus is coming SOON, but it will be totally unexpected so be ready and faithful.

Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. No one goes to the Father but through the Jesus Christ.

John 14:6 (King James Version)

King James Version (KJV)

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26667528


yeah I know. wake up shepple!
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HE is risen indeed! :-)
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Normally one must rise before they cum...
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12/13/2012 08:16 AM
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YA SOON!1rof1
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12/13/2012 08:25 AM
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He is already here.
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12/13/2012 08:37 AM
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Yes Jesus is Coming Soon,
But Satan Will impersonate Christ
and Sadly Deceive everyone on Earth first
Except a small minority group(Revelation 12:17)

When Christ Actually Returns
"His Kingdom will Not Be of This Earth"

His servants Will meet Him in the Air and the Earth itself will Cook with a Great Heat
(Sinful Earths Destruction-- 2 Peter 3:10)
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12/13/2012 08:38 AM
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yapping

Theres a sign along the road nearby thats said that same thing my entire life.

Theres a barn nearby that has that painted on the side and thats been there for probably 100 years.

Yeah, he keeps coming but never shows..
Perseus7

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12/13/2012 08:41 AM
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Yes Jesus is Coming Soon,
But Satan Will impersonate Christ
and Sadly Deceive everyone on Earth first
Except a small minority group(Revelation 12:17)

When Christ Actually Returns
"His Kingdom will Not Be of This Earth"

His servants Will meet Him in the Air and the Earth itself will Cook with a Great Heat
(Sinful Earths Destruction-- 2 Peter 3:10)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779717


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you are named deceiver
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I've heard people say it's this month... honestly i belive it is.

People, when millions of people disappear all over the world, don't believe the lie the gov't tells you about how it was the aliens that took them!!
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12/13/2012 08:47 AM
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yapping

Theres a sign along the road nearby thats said that same thing my entire life.

Theres a barn nearby that has that painted on the side and thats been there for probably 100 years.

Yeah, he keeps coming but never shows..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10445122


And do not forget all those guys with sandwich boards and hoards of people who bombard you with that message in airports and malls.
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My dearly beloved daughter, please tell all those who follow My Teachings to remind themselves of My Promise.

I have made it clear that I will come again to salvage My Kingdom.

My Second Coming is awaited and those who profess to know the Truth, which is contained in My Father’s Book, will know that it does not contain untruths.

I will come again, as foretold, and this time is almost upon you.

I will judge the Living and the Dead and only those who are worthy can enter My Kingdom.

It has also been foretold that the evil one will prepare a war on earth to fight My Father for souls.

This is a war he cannot win, and yet, many of those who live their lives based on false promises believe that their earthly lives are all that matter. The deceit, which has taken hold over many people, will be their downfall.

Oh how I yearn for those souls to open their eyes to the Truth in time, before it is too late for them.

My pain and anguish now, as I envisage those poor deluded souls who will be lost to Me, has never been so intense. This is why victim souls, chosen souls and those who are close to My Sacred Heart, feel such pain right now. I suffer through them as the time approaches.

All the plans by My Father, to envelop His children and cover them with His Seal of Protection are in place.

Every soul is being sought by Him. The Holy Spirit is covering so many souls, at this moment in history, in order to entice them into My Sacred Arms.

Please do not deny My Promise. Accept that My Second Coming will be witnessed by you, of this generation.

It is good news. My Return will be the moment of My Glorification, which will renew all those who love Me and they will begin a new life, a time of great splendour, where they will rejoice in Light and Love.

Please do not be frightened.

I come with Great Love.

I come with a Great Gift.

You will be taken into your true home and you will be united with your own family.

All of God’s children, favoured to enter this new Glorious Existence, will become as one.

Love will be everywhere. Peace, joy, laughter, companionship, wonders and the Adoration of God, will be part of every moment.

Death will not exist. Hatred will be dead.

Evil will be banished.

The whole of mankind will no longer suffer or experience pain or imperfection of any kind. This is My New Paradise. The time for tears will be no more.

Trust in Me, My followers, for the pain and suffering you are experiencing is almost over. I know how you suffer because of the unjust regimes under which you must live. This is the final period, for the Hand of My Father will now intervene.

The world will change. The old will be cast away and a New Dawn will emerge in all God’s Glory when His Power will Reign, as it was meant to be, since the Creation of the world.

Your Beloved Jesus
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Thread: There will be NO RAPTURE during any one GLP (nor any other) Christians' lifetime...Absolute guaranteed prediction!
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hahahhahaha, get a grip on reality OP
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12/13/2012 08:55 AM
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haven't christians been saying that for years and years and years? just face it, THERE IS NO JESUS my gosh
..why don't you take a seat over there
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christians are like a dumped puppy whos waiting on the side of the road for their owner to come back, HES IS NEVER COMING BACK!! (because he isn't real, i guess the puppies owner was imaginary)
..why don't you take a seat over there
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christians are like a dumped puppy whos waiting on the side of the road for their owner to come back, HES IS NEVER COMING BACK!! (because he isn't real, i guess the puppies owner was imaginary)
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Bloody well said, mate!
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christians are like a dumped puppy whos waiting on the side of the road for their owner to come back, HES IS NEVER COMING BACK!! (because he isn't real, i guess the puppies owner was imaginary)
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Painfully accurate simile.
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All deceivers are named. Report to hades for void disposal. He commands you.

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Jesus is already here. Stop looking for him to come. Know ye not that the kingdom of God is within you. Look in the mirror and you will see Jesus. Now that you know where he dwells, go out and let him Love someone through you. He said I will never leave you or forsake you. He never went anywhere. He is hiding in plain sight from people who do not know His will for their lives. Start obeying and go about the Fathers business and stop wasting your time looking for someone you already have. This is the word of the Lord for you today.
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All deceivers are named. Report to hades for void disposal. He commands you.
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Nope. They will just have to come fetch me.
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Jesus is already here. Stop looking for him to come. Know ye not that the kingdom of God is within you. Look in the mirror and you will see Jesus. Now that you know where he dwells, go out and let him Love someone through you. He said I will never leave you or forsake you. He never went anywhere. He is hiding in plain sight from people who do not know His will for their lives. Start obeying and go about the Fathers business and stop wasting your time looking for someone you already have. This is the word of the Lord for you today.
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Jesus does not need any fear mongering parrots.
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12/13/2012 09:32 AM
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Jesus does not need any fear mongering parrots.
pope
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Very true, what he really needs is dedicated people who can treat someone with respect and love without judging, as well as peopl who are willing to teach about Jesus.
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Re: Jesus is coming soon!
Repent quickly and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

I say once more again.

Jesus is coming SOON, but it will be totally unexpected so be ready and faithful.

Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. No one goes to the Father but through the Jesus Christ.

John 14:6 (King James Version)

King James Version (KJV)

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26667528


Praise be to Jesus Christ our King and Savior! Amen and amen!


Thank you for posting this my friend!

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