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Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day

 
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Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
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12/13/2012 07:34 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/13/2012 07:35 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
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12/13/2012 07:35 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
hf
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12/13/2012 07:36 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
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12/13/2012 07:39 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
It's not all it's cracked up to be anyway, once the novelty has worn off, it loses a lot of allure. nothing wrong with virginity, no need to be ashamed of it.
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12/13/2012 07:40 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
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topless
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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12/13/2012 07:41 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
They will put you in fema camps men woman 50/50 and force you to find a GF and then let you out when you have done so..
Or is that too harsh?
natasha77

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12/13/2012 07:43 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I save my prayers for bigger things.

Get uup and out of the house and make the rounds. Your girlfriend is at the local book shop or at the local second hand store waiting for you.

God helps those who help themselves.

Nobody is going to come knocking at your door and say "Ta Da!!! here i am!!!!!!"
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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12/13/2012 07:43 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


Great point

Go to the gym, go buy yourself some new clothes. Yeah it sounds shallow, but look at what you are trying to attract.
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


22lol22 So true.....
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
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LOL, I do =)
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12/13/2012 07:45 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
It's the carrot dangled in front of all the donkeys, and they chase it and bray at all the other donkeys for not chasing that carrot, like jeez those donkeys that realise it's just a carrot dangling in front of them, they must be 'stewpid' youknow?

I thought I'd be a 40 yr old virgin but apparently I did the ugly duckling/beautiful swan thing, so yeah, I wouldn't worry too much about it if it never happens. LIfe is strange.
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12/13/2012 07:46 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847

You will find your soul mate soon. OP

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12/13/2012 07:48 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
Just think of all the venereal diseases you'll never get (and they're rife). The promotion of sexuality somehow gets amnesia about STDs.
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12/13/2012 07:48 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
my brother was lonely and sullen and often just didn't feel that good. He went to the doctor and the doc could not find anything wrong.

Doc said I know the prescription you need and he opened a cabinet drawer.

Doc handed him a bra (36C) and said take this prescription and get it filled. You will feel better quickly.
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12/13/2012 07:51 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
Ya they are really overrated, just rent one.
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12/13/2012 07:51 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
natasha77

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12/13/2012 07:53 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398


WISE WORDS.

SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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12/13/2012 07:55 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
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:topless:
 Quoting: Hawk-02


LMAO lmao
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12/13/2012 07:56 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Noooooo! Don't 'concentrate on it' - not even yourself. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. The moment you start 'not giving a shit' about getting a girl you will find you get one. Seriously, I know, I've been there. No luck at all with the ladies when I used to try - since I've stopped focusing on it I've always been with total hotties.
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
my brother was lonely and sullen and often just didn't feel that good. He went to the doctor and the doc could not find anything wrong.

Doc said I know the prescription you need and he opened a cabinet drawer.

Doc handed him a bra (36C) and said take this prescription and get it filled. You will feel better quickly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29780054


cruise
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12/13/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
will pray and see if we can get you a female wimp.
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


Hire a hooker.
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12/13/2012 08:03 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
You need a 'thing'. Seriously. Take up art, music or writing. I'm an artist and I can tell you straight - chicks totally dig creativity. Even if you are crap - doesn't matter. They love it. You can look like a badger's arse and it won't matter. Its not money its the mojo.

Oh, and also make it clear that you will spend hours going down on them if they give you a shot - never hurts. Chicks are just like us when it comes to that.
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12/13/2012 08:06 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
Got MILF ? hey OP go talk to your friends hot mom and tell her you are worried you will never get laid....bet it happens for you.
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12/13/2012 08:08 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I can sell you one, she ugly though.
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12/13/2012 08:12 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
Dude, just go out and pay for a prostitute, not some street walker, pay extra for a escort type, explain your situation and then get some experience under your belt.

Do you know what the difference between a wife/girlfriend and a prostitute is ?

Prostitute's, in the long run, are waaay cheaper!!

If you just hooked up with some girl you just met you would probably fall instantly in love....NOT GOOD.
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12/13/2012 08:23 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398


WISE WORDS.

SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND.
 Quoting: natasha77

Please do not take offense to these words, I'm just trying to help.
Desperation is right up there with fear in the olfactory/pheromone ranking. You literally send of chemical waves that "turn off" members of the opposite sex. Focus on YOU. Make yourself happy, hobbies, etc.. & stop obsessing. You are literally pushing away that which you desire most.
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12/13/2012 08:25 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
the secret to getting women is money.

get a job, get money, and you're bound to get some ho

hit the gym too

if you're lucky you'll get yourself a big booty ho that can cook
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12/13/2012 08:25 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


Why would you say something like that ...

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