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Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day

 
~Spaze*Man~

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I don't think finding a gf is important in these times!

Prepare 4 DOOM!

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12/13/2012 08:57 AM
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Look dude I'm 29 years old I have done it a few times in life and barely felt it, It felt more like the females were trying to tear my cock off with a pair of pliers (she was too damn tight) the other ones from other planets WOOOOOOOOW doesn't come close.. human wyymyyn do not fuck well they constantly NAG/BITCH/WHINE/MANIPULATE/COERCE/CONTROL/SUBJUGATE and generally abuse you and then they sic the courts onto you and because they have the "FREE PUSSY PASS" they automatically win EVERY TIME

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12/13/2012 08:59 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29758692


Right, my three children were immaculate conceptions...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/13/2012 09:01 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


If you're 38 and a virgin you likely will never get any then...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/13/2012 09:03 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847

You will find your soul mate soon. OP

kks10
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Or maybe just a one night stand...the point is don't give up :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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BRIEF
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12/13/2012 09:04 AM

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I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


Why would you say something like that ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1779676


I tell the truth, even when it's not politically correct grinning
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/13/2012 09:08 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
the secret to getting women is money.

get a job, get money, and you're bound to get some ho

hit the gym too

if you're lucky you'll get yourself a big booty ho that can cook
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16158284


lol,

that is not totally true.

Most people are beginning to feel confident when they have money, and work out.

It's the confidence that attracts. Not the money and fit look perse.


OP You need to love yourself. I guess you really don;t like yourself that much do you? I think that somewhere inside you believe that you are not all that OK.

You walk in someone else's truth. Like yourself is the first step.
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847

You will find your soul mate soon. OP

kks10
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Or maybe just a one night stand...the point is don't give up :)
 Quoting: BRIEF

That too......What ever floats your boat. So to speak. lolhf
:kitten on fence:
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12/13/2012 09:10 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


Stop rejecting yourself.
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12/13/2012 09:13 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
It's not all it's cracked up to be anyway, once the novelty has worn off, it loses a lot of allure. nothing wrong with virginity, no need to be ashamed of it.
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^^^THIS.
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12/13/2012 09:15 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
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topless
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Now, that was funny!!!!!

OP, good luck on the hunt, but we women are more trouble than we're worth most of the time. :-)
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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12/13/2012 09:17 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I don't think so...
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12/13/2012 09:22 AM
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This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29758692


LOL, I do =)
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Correction: Only female GLP-ers getting laid.
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12/13/2012 09:25 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
OP: Try to get money, lots of them, so that it can give you strong self-confidence, then you'll get laid. lol
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12/13/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398



This! x10000

It's all in the mind.

You don't think you're worthy of someone so that's why you're not.

Are you fat? You can change that.
Are you short? You can't change that.
Do you have good social skills? You can change that.
Are you ugly? You can't change that.
And so forth....



Work on what you can change and your self worth will increase

As self worth goes up, you will feel worthy of being liked, loved even, and you will be.

What you feel inside you project outside.
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12/13/2012 09:32 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


It is so hard for a lot of men to believe that a percentage of other men get zilch from women.
BRIEF
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12/13/2012 09:34 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


It is so hard for a lot of men to believe that a percentage of other men get zilch from women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


China is having a terrible time with that...since they can only have one child, and they don't want girls, there's an imbalance in the male to female ratio, a very large imbalance...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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12/13/2012 09:36 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
forget it.
let it go.
try to stop wanting it.
next, before you know, she will be there.

hf
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12/13/2012 09:37 AM

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You guys worry too much. Women like men who are kind...and confident. Not arrogant, just confident. You don't have to know how to do everything, you don't have to have the highest IQ, you don't even have to have the best looks. We like you for who you are, so just be that...

I, personally, hate men who instantly hit on me, ugh...that makes me crazy. A guy who hits on me has no chance in hell with me. Makes me feel like I'm a piece of candy that they just want to devour.

A guy who is nice and is interested, but not overly so is refreshing. A simple, "Hey, how are you?" goes a lot farther than anything else...
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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12/13/2012 09:38 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
After several decades and filtering through thousands of females I finally found my soul mate. Best of luck
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You guys worry too much. Women like men who are kind...and confident. Not arrogant, just confident. You don't have to know how to do everything, you don't have to have the highest IQ, you don't even have to have the best looks. We like you for who you are, so just be that...

I, personally, hate men who instantly hit on me, ugh...that makes me crazy. A guy who hits on me has no chance in hell with me. Makes me feel like I'm a piece of candy that they just want to devour.

A guy who is nice and is interested, but not overly so is refreshing. A simple, "Hey, how are you?" goes a lot farther than anything else...
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Hey sugar, how are you, can I lick your lollipop?






giggity
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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12/13/2012 09:39 AM
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As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398



This! x10000

It's all in the mind.

You don't think you're worthy of someone so that's why you're not.

Are you fat? You can change that.
Are you short? You can't change that.
Do you have good social skills? You can change that.
Are you ugly? You can't change that.
And so forth....



Work on what you can change and your self worth will increase

As self worth goes up, you will feel worthy of being liked, loved even, and you will be.

What you feel inside you project outside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29609795


Yeah, it must have been all in my mind when a woman walked to the bus stop before the one she was at after I arrived to wait for the bus. It must have also been in my mind when I asked a woman for the time and she walked away from me as if I said something vulgar. I have countless stories like these.

Why do you all assume that a man can control how women think and behave? Why is the blame always put on men?

I notice you are from Malaysia. You probably have no idea what women are like here if a man has no looks or visible social status.
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12/13/2012 09:42 AM
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Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


It is so hard for a lot of men to believe that a percentage of other men get zilch from women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


China is having a terrible time with that...since they can only have one child, and they don't want girls, there's an imbalance in the male to female ratio, a very large imbalance...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The thing is that here there are plenty of women, but only like 50% of men measure up to their rigid standards. We kind of live in a harem society if you think about it. At least China has an excuse.
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12/13/2012 09:48 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
You guys worry too much. Women like men who are kind...and confident. Not arrogant, just confident. You don't have to know how to do everything, you don't have to have the highest IQ, you don't even have to have the best looks. We like you for who you are, so just be that...

I, personally, hate men who instantly hit on me, ugh...that makes me crazy. A guy who hits on me has no chance in hell with me. Makes me feel like I'm a piece of candy that they just want to devour.

A guy who is nice and is interested, but not overly so is refreshing. A simple, "Hey, how are you?" goes a lot farther than anything else...
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Hey sugar, how are you, can I lick your lollipop?






giggity
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ha ha, BRIEF, you can lick my lollipop any time!!!!! ;-)

I thought for sure you were gonna go an entirely different direction with your comment, lol lol, that was a surprise.
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
StormeyGoddess

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12/13/2012 09:49 AM

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And on that note, I gotta get my butt to work! I'll check back in with you kids later today! Ya'll enjoy!
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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Is this an AC thread by Hawk-02?

hugs From what I hear, singles get lucky at church.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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12/13/2012 09:52 AM

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You guys worry too much. Women like men who are kind...and confident. Not arrogant, just confident. You don't have to know how to do everything, you don't have to have the highest IQ, you don't even have to have the best looks. We like you for who you are, so just be that...

I, personally, hate men who instantly hit on me, ugh...that makes me crazy. A guy who hits on me has no chance in hell with me. Makes me feel like I'm a piece of candy that they just want to devour.

A guy who is nice and is interested, but not overly so is refreshing. A simple, "Hey, how are you?" goes a lot farther than anything else...
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Hey sugar, how are you, can I lick your lollipop?






giggity
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ha ha, BRIEF, you can lick my lollipop any time!!!!! ;-)

I thought for sure you were gonna go an entirely different direction with your comment, lol lol, that was a surprise.
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


I like to keep ya on your toes...and back...and knees
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/13/2012 09:54 AM

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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
You guys worry too much. Women like men who are kind...and confident. Not arrogant, just confident. You don't have to know how to do everything, you don't have to have the highest IQ, you don't even have to have the best looks. We like you for who you are, so just be that...

I, personally, hate men who instantly hit on me, ugh...that makes me crazy. A guy who hits on me has no chance in hell with me. Makes me feel like I'm a piece of candy that they just want to devour.

A guy who is nice and is interested, but not overly so is refreshing. A simple, "Hey, how are you?" goes a lot farther than anything else...
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Hey sugar, how are you, can I lick your lollipop?






giggity
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ha ha, BRIEF, you can lick my lollipop any time!!!!! ;-)

I thought for sure you were gonna go an entirely different direction with your comment, lol lol, that was a surprise.
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


I like to keep ya on your toes...and back...and knees
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yep, so long as you lead, I'll follow. Ok, and I'm really going to work now...Really! Have a good day! Don't fill that sexy little head with too much smut today!
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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12/13/2012 10:00 AM
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As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398



This! x10000

It's all in the mind.

You don't think you're worthy of someone so that's why you're not.

Are you fat? You can change that.
Are you short? You can't change that.
Do you have good social skills? You can change that.
Are you ugly? You can't change that.
And so forth....



Work on what you can change and your self worth will increase

As self worth goes up, you will feel worthy of being liked, loved even, and you will be.

What you feel inside you project outside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29609795


Yeah, it must have been all in my mind when a woman walked to the bus stop before the one she was at after I arrived to wait for the bus. It must have also been in my mind when I asked a woman for the time and she walked away from me as if I said something vulgar. I have countless stories like these.

Why do you all assume that a man can control how women think and behave? Why is the blame always put on men?

I notice you are from Malaysia. You probably have no idea what women are like here if a man has no looks or visible social status.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


I'm only in Malaysia for a few months, going back to Australia after that. The women there are somewhat like American women although probably not as extreme.

Not assigning blame at all, women like/ will go out with/ sleep with confident men who think themselves worthy of female attention. That's how they are and that's how they always will be.

You want to sleep with women/ get a girlfriend then you do what works.

My suggestion is to do things to improve how you feel about yourself because that will translate to increased confidence.

Confidence works.

Sitting around asking people to pray for you is not going to.

Also, to some extent, you definitely can control how a person, male or female, responds towards you and how you are perceived by others.

For example, a person who behaves in a socially retarded way will get treated badly. Change that behaviour and how that person is treated will change. It takes effort and time, but it can be done
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


you seem like a kind guy. probably some girl has had a crush on you and maybe you didn't notice. Do not give up. A good girlfriend is rare and it may be that it has taken a while. I like that you asked for prayer to find this partner. Do not go for hookers, you would feel more lonely.

Do go out, do strike up conversations with everyone. Be easy going. Smile. Be friendly. Doors will open for you, no worries.

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