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Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398



This! x10000

It's all in the mind.

You don't think you're worthy of someone so that's why you're not.

Are you fat? You can change that.
Are you short? You can't change that.
Do you have good social skills? You can change that.
Are you ugly? You can't change that.
And so forth....



Work on what you can change and your self worth will increase

As self worth goes up, you will feel worthy of being liked, loved even, and you will be.

What you feel inside you project outside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29609795


Yeah, it must have been all in my mind when a woman walked to the bus stop before the one she was at after I arrived to wait for the bus. It must have also been in my mind when I asked a woman for the time and she walked away from me as if I said something vulgar. I have countless stories like these.

Why do you all assume that a man can control how women think and behave? Why is the blame always put on men?

I notice you are from Malaysia. You probably have no idea what women are like here if a man has no looks or visible social status.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


I'm only in Malaysia for a few months, going back to Australia after that. The women there are somewhat like American women although probably not as extreme.

Not assigning blame at all, women like/ will go out with/ sleep with confident men who think themselves worthy of female attention. That's how they are and that's how they always will be.

You want to sleep with women/ get a girlfriend then you do what works.

My suggestion is to do things to improve how you feel about yourself because that will translate to increased confidence.

Confidence works.

Sitting around asking people to pray for you is not going to.

Also, to some extent, you definitely can control how a person, male or female, responds towards you and how you are perceived by others.

For example, a person who behaves in a socially retarded way will get treated badly. Change that behaviour and how that person is treated will change. It takes effort and time, but it can be done
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I'll keep that in mind.
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12/13/2012 10:22 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8206693


Hire a hooker.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Worst advice ever.

Who in their right minds wants to risk being robbed, getting caught up in a sting, or catching VD/HIV while paying for something that plenty of other men get free?
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12/13/2012 10:37 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I didn't want to kill the topic. 1dunno1
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12/13/2012 10:38 AM

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I didn't want to kill the topic. 1dunno1
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Well, change the subject. How's your love life?
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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12/13/2012 10:40 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
Get close to God that's all you need right now. Time is almost over. I know that frustration it's intense but you have to control your mind. Your in a spiritual warfare and these things are affecting your way of thinking. Be in prayer and ask God for strength.
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12/13/2012 10:41 AM
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I didn't want to kill the topic. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


Well, change the subject. How's your love life?
 Quoting: pool


You read what I posted in this topic and you are asking me that? Seriously?

I wanted other people to post their take on this subject so I'll have something to read later.
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12/13/2012 10:41 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


First of all you need to Focus more on Jesus, and he will fill you with joy and deliver you from your depression. When one truly accepts God into their life, they need nothing else (not to say that there aren't moments were tried.) Secondly if you are not able to find happiness in your own life, to look for it in a woman (or vise versa) is going to lead to a co-dependent relationship, and will lead to even more problems. (trust me I speak from experience.) Thirdly trust God, everything will happen in his time, according to his will. If you want to discuss this matter further you may email me : Gimmethatchedda@yahoo.com. God Bless.
-Steve
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12/13/2012 10:43 AM
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Stop coming on this site, go find a hobbie. hit the gym and your confidence will go thru the roof. Cnnfidence will get you many girls.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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12/13/2012 10:45 AM

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I didn't want to kill the topic. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


Well, change the subject. How's your love life?
 Quoting: pool


You read what I posted in this topic and you are asking me that? Seriously?

I wanted other people to post their take on this subject so I'll have something to read later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


The subject of complaining or waiting for busses is unattractive. Try talking about your wonderful grandparents, the mempries of Christmas presents like a rockimsockimrobot, or family vacations. Many real life subjects are attractive when you select arrtactive subjects.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

[link to www.livius.org]
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12/13/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
FLESHLIGHT and a pinch of vapor rub. You will wish you had kept your virginity.
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12/13/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
In the East, virginity and the virtue of self-restraint are valued a lot unlike in the west where promiscuity and perversion are admired.

So my advice for you is to go East. Find some Chinese, Indian, Arab or Thai Chick and she will respect you for being a virgin.
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12/13/2012 10:52 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Noooooo! Don't 'concentrate on it' - not even yourself. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. The moment you start 'not giving a shit' about getting a girl you will find you get one. Seriously, I know, I've been there. No luck at all with the ladies when I used to try - since I've stopped focusing on it I've always been with total hotties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23992770


Soo true. I always get hit on and flirted with when I have a girlfriend. But if I don't have a girlfriend it's much tougher. I think it's the look on your face. Instead of non-threatening you look like a preditor.
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12/13/2012 10:53 AM
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I didn't want to kill the topic. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


Well, change the subject. How's your love life?
 Quoting: pool


You read what I posted in this topic and you are asking me that? Seriously?

I wanted other people to post their take on this subject so I'll have something to read later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


The subject of complaining or waiting for busses is unattractive. Try talking about your wonderful grandparents, the mempries of Christmas presents like a rockimsockimrobot, or family vacations. Many real life subjects are attractive when you select arrtactive subjects.
 Quoting: pool


Ahh, I see. I thought you were being sarcastic there for a minute. A lot of folks here love twisting the knife, or rubbing salt in the wounds.
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You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need.

afro

Seriously, OP, relationships can be a blessing or a curse. And sometimes they start out as blessings and turn into curses. Grass always looks greener on the other side.

But I do hope you can experience falling in love and being head over heals for someone, at least once in your life. It is quite fun. But just remember - most are just temporary highs, like being on a roller coaster and that thing is climbing to the top and you know it's going to be exciting and you have butterflies in your stomach from anticipation. But then the ride ends and you have to deal with reality of the everyday. And if it ends badly, it can be devastating.

But good luck to you and I hope you find that special person:)
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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12/13/2012 10:56 AM

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Ahh, I see. I thought you were being sarcastic there for a minute. A lot of folks here love twisting the knife, or rubbing salt in the wounds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


Conversation is an art form which should be practiced during the holidays. It makes the greatest of impression to be discussing a positive subject instead of the usual economic burdens we all share.

Why not talk about how you wore long johns as a child, made your own cookies and then as for recipes. Women are especially fond of men who can cook.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

[link to www.livius.org]
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12/13/2012 11:07 AM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
 Quoting: BRIEF


This is the absolute WORST advice ever! You need to do something immediately. First, get a hooker and fuck her - get rid of your virginity. Ask her whatever you need to to help you learn how to attract and keep a woman. Try for girls and go out with any that will let you. Make sure you have LOTS of sex as best you can.

Make it important and NEVER believe that it will just happen. If it does, then take advantage. Don't get married unless she's the best you ever want, but do be good to her. Don't be afraid to date girls in parallel if you have time for them. Just realize that nothing will happen without you pushing your balls to the wall!

It gets harder when you're older, so get with the program now.

Most importantly - NEVER believe the old lie about just "being yourself". YOU have no idea what that means, and neither do the people who say it. Everyone has a different idea what it means, and girls love it because you end up showing off all the aspects of "yourself" that will turn them off quickly.
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12/13/2012 11:20 AM
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Become closer to God, pray more. Go to church. Meditate.

Take this frustration and pursue something. Focus and push your energy into something...draw...paint...sing...create.

I can't get a man, but I refuse to settle. You aren't alone on being alone. Maybe this is what is best for you.
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12/13/2012 11:51 AM
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Give up. Stop looking. Concentrate on something else. Good things come when you finally stop hoping and waiting for it. What you want comes to you when you decide to be happy without it.

(Many people meet the right one when they give up on finding them. Think about how many infertile couples get pregnant after they adopt.)

hf
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12/13/2012 12:08 PM
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Dear Lord,
Please give this poor soul some of the abuse he wishes for.
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12/13/2012 12:17 PM
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I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


I see Bangkok in your future.
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Just don't do something silly in your desperation like get genital herpes. That stuff can't be cured.
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12/13/2012 12:21 PM

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Dear Lord,
Please give this poor soul some of the abuse he wishes for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22766929


LOL. Hey, we all have to experience the misery of betrayal at some point in our lives. tounge
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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12/13/2012 12:27 PM
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In the meantime you can go whoring.sideways
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12/13/2012 12:28 PM
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even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours
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12/13/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


You're alone because you are depressed. Depressed people are depressing. Depressing people drive away other people, including chicks.

Take a shitload of D3, B12 and Magnesium, and you will bounce out of that depression. Also, get rid of HFCS, dairy and soy from your diet and go on a 1000 calorie a day diet for a few weeks. Walk for 30-45 minutes a day. In no time, you'll have chicks approaching you. Right now, you're like chick anti-matter. When I was in my late teens and early 20s I had trouble with dating, and when I found someone who reciprocated my feelings I jumped at marrying them as I was afraid I might otherwise be alone for the rest of my life. What I didn't understand then is that the older we get, the more desperate women get. I'm 38 now and have had so much pussy thrown at me the past 10 years it's insane. If I'd realized in my youth how the tables turn and the possibilities out there, I probably never would have gotten married.
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
its like on 40 year old virgin, your puttin the pussy on a pedastal.
if you actually believe that you are the desirable one, it will help you. because girls want sex just as much as men.
focus on getting laid first, not "the one", be a bad ass, don't be scared, its normal to be nervous because sex has been so hyped by modern society.
Get past the nervousness, be cool confident and desirable, its all in your head.
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Agreed.

Especially the bolded part
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12/13/2012 01:14 PM
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I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Stop masturbating for 90 days. Your woman will appear.


... actually you'll just become more driven, confident, and attractive. Plus you'll put out some "my semen is good" pheromones.
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12/13/2012 01:15 PM
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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

Go to that post...tell her you dont whack off, maybe youll meet her......
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12/13/2012 01:16 PM
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Stop masturbating and then go out with this woman: Thread: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

because you'll be the only man in the world she'll date
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Re: Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day
I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression...

Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon?

Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847


Stop masturbating for 90 days. Your woman will appear.


... actually you'll just become more driven, confident, and attractive. Plus you'll put out some "my semen is good" pheromones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675


What a load of shit! Stop masturbating and GET A HOOKER!

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