Please pray for me that I get a girlfriend some day

Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours

This is GLP, nobody gets laid here.

And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected.

It's not all it's cracked up to be anyway, once the novelty has worn off, it loses a lot of allure. nothing wrong with virginity, no need to be ashamed of it.

They will put you in fema camps men woman 50/50 and force you to find a GF and then let you out when you have done so..
Or is that too harsh?

I save my prayers for bigger things.

Get uup and out of the house and make the rounds. Your girlfriend is at the local book shop or at the local second hand store waiting for you.

God helps those who help themselves.

Nobody is going to come knocking at your door and say "Ta Da!!! here i am!!!!!!"

Great point

Go to the gym, go buy yourself some new clothes. Yeah it sounds shallow, but look at what you are trying to attract.

So true.....

LOL, I do =)

It's the carrot dangled in front of all the donkeys, and they chase it and bray at all the other donkeys for not chasing that carrot, like jeez those donkeys that realise it's just a carrot dangling in front of them, they must be 'stewpid' youknow?

I thought I'd be a 40 yr old virgin but apparently I did the ugly duckling/beautiful swan thing, so yeah, I wouldn't worry too much about it if it never happens. LIfe is strange.

You will find your soul mate soon. OP

Just think of all the venereal diseases you'll never get (and they're rife). The promotion of sexuality somehow gets amnesia about STDs.

my brother was lonely and sullen and often just didn't feel that good. He went to the doctor and the doc could not find anything wrong.

Doc said I know the prescription you need and he opened a cabinet drawer.

Doc handed him a bra (36C) and said take this prescription and get it filled. You will feel better quickly.

Ya they are really overrated, just rent one.

As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach....

that's your lesson for today

WISE WORDS.

SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND.

LMAO

Noooooo! Don't 'concentrate on it' - not even yourself. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. The moment you start 'not giving a shit' about getting a girl you will find you get one. Seriously, I know, I've been there. No luck at all with the ladies when I used to try - since I've stopped focusing on it I've always been with total hotties.

will pray and see if we can get you a female wimp.

Hire a hooker.

You need a 'thing'. Seriously. Take up art, music or writing. I'm an artist and I can tell you straight - chicks totally dig creativity. Even if you are crap - doesn't matter. They love it. You can look like a badger's arse and it won't matter. Its not money its the mojo.

Oh, and also make it clear that you will spend hours going down on them if they give you a shot - never hurts. Chicks are just like us when it comes to that.

Got MILF ? hey OP go talk to your friends hot mom and tell her you are worried you will never get laid....bet it happens for you.

I can sell you one, she ugly though.

Dude, just go out and pay for a prostitute, not some street walker, pay extra for a escort type, explain your situation and then get some experience under your belt.

Do you know what the difference between a wife/girlfriend and a prostitute is ?

Prostitute's, in the long run, are waaay cheaper!!

If you just hooked up with some girl you just met you would probably fall instantly in love....NOT GOOD.

Please do not take offense to these words, I'm just trying to help.
Desperation is right up there with fear in the olfactory/pheromone ranking. You literally send of chemical waves that "turn off" members of the opposite sex. Focus on YOU. Make yourself happy, hobbies, etc.. & stop obsessing. You are literally pushing away that which you desire most.

the secret to getting women is money.

get a job, get money, and you're bound to get some ho

hit the gym too

if you're lucky you'll get yourself a big booty ho that can cook

Why would you say something like that ...