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BRIEF User ID: 29589303 United States 12/13/2012 07:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8206693 United States 12/13/2012 07:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected. |
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natasha77 User ID: 28641059 United States 12/13/2012 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I save my prayers for bigger things. Get uup and out of the house and make the rounds. Your girlfriend is at the local book shop or at the local second hand store waiting for you. God helps those who help themselves. Nobody is going to come knocking at your door and say "Ta Da!!! here i am!!!!!!" SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
<<FOCUS>> User ID: 660580 United States 12/13/2012 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours Great point Go to the gym, go buy yourself some new clothes. Yeah it sounds shallow, but look at what you are trying to attract. |
natasha77 User ID: 28641059 United States 12/13/2012 07:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours So true..... SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29758692 Australia 12/13/2012 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the carrot dangled in front of all the donkeys, and they chase it and bray at all the other donkeys for not chasing that carrot, like jeez those donkeys that realise it's just a carrot dangling in front of them, they must be 'stewpid' youknow? I thought I'd be a 40 yr old virgin but apparently I did the ugly duckling/beautiful swan thing, so yeah, I wouldn't worry too much about it if it never happens. LIfe is strange. |
Blue Skies User ID: 19168576 United States 12/13/2012 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. You will find your soul mate soon. OP :kitten on fence: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29780054 United States 12/13/2012 07:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Doc said I know the prescription you need and he opened a cabinet drawer. Doc handed him a bra (36C) and said take this prescription and get it filled. You will feel better quickly. |
Omniscient1 User ID: 25801142 United States 12/13/2012 07:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23992770 United Kingdom 12/13/2012 07:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Noooooo! Don't 'concentrate on it' - not even yourself. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. The moment you start 'not giving a shit' about getting a girl you will find you get one. Seriously, I know, I've been there. No luck at all with the ladies when I used to try - since I've stopped focusing on it I've always been with total hotties. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4428411 United States 12/13/2012 07:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my brother was lonely and sullen and often just didn't feel that good. He went to the doctor and the doc could not find anything wrong. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29780054 Doc said I know the prescription you need and he opened a cabinet drawer. Doc handed him a bra (36C) and said take this prescription and get it filled. You will feel better quickly. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23182389 United States 12/13/2012 07:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours And, as 38 and alone, I will say "Don't assume it will happen." Not everyone has a mate. Some people are lone rejects all their life. It could happen you are, like me, one who will always be rejected. Hire a hooker. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23992770 United Kingdom 12/13/2012 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You need a 'thing'. Seriously. Take up art, music or writing. I'm an artist and I can tell you straight - chicks totally dig creativity. Even if you are crap - doesn't matter. They love it. You can look like a badger's arse and it won't matter. Its not money its the mojo. Oh, and also make it clear that you will spend hours going down on them if they give you a shot - never hurts. Chicks are just like us when it comes to that. |
Omniscient1 User ID: 25801142 United States 12/13/2012 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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jonesin User ID: 18581403 United States 12/13/2012 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude, just go out and pay for a prostitute, not some street walker, pay extra for a escort type, explain your situation and then get some experience under your belt. Do you know what the difference between a wife/girlfriend and a prostitute is ? Prostitute's, in the long run, are waaay cheaper!! If you just hooked up with some girl you just met you would probably fall instantly in love....NOT GOOD. |
remjr1 User ID: 1862659 United States 12/13/2012 08:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As long as you think that girls are 'unreachable' for you, they stay out of reach.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17942398 that's your lesson for today WISE WORDS. SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND. Please do not take offense to these words, I'm just trying to help. Desperation is right up there with fear in the olfactory/pheromone ranking. You literally send of chemical waves that "turn off" members of the opposite sex. Focus on YOU. Make yourself happy, hobbies, etc.. & stop obsessing. You are literally pushing away that which you desire most. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16158284 United States 12/13/2012 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1779676 United States 12/13/2012 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been alone and a virgin for so long that I'm in a long term depression... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29779847 Please can you pray for me and offer your spiritual support that I find the "one" some day soon? Apparently if more people concentrate on one thing, it becomes reality so please help me and I will be forever grateful to all you kind people. Don't worry kid, it will happen...even a greasy wetback can hook up with a fatass American chick...you'll get yours Why would you say something like that ... |