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sorry, no don't--and don't play with ouija boards either...

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OMG that's terrible!

Is the murderer a negro?
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no Brief and be nice
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So they caught the guy?
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all the stories on it verysad

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Another drug addict...too bad the victim didn't have a gun handy.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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:yoj:
 Quoting: Perseus7


the mushroom theory does not answer the other evidence for Christ... and it is not literally true...

entheogens seem to be able to allow us to access other realms, but you might just as well end up wrestling with a demon for 6 hours (been seen)

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Its your fault for not praying hard enough to your imaginary friend in the sky.
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deny satan... I dare you...

:)
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well, if "satan" is a metaphor for acute psychosis,
i'll buy into that.
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Ok, I had a crazy week so here goes.

Please try change this right now , God gave us each a gift or gifts go use them for His Glorygrouphug
 Quoting: Goofy for God


there ain't no fricking God, and life among humankind
has always been a very dicey proposition. grow up.
 Quoting: Dr Einstein


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Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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:yoj:
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we have to look at where these images are typically seen... catholic churches or derivatives... these people are occult... and worship demon spirits and use them to gain knowledge and power...

Christ for them is just a cover, as with so many in the occult... that's why so much bad stuff comes from most institutions... power corrupts... these people are not Christ-centered...

:)
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Ok, I had a crazy week so here goes.

When I got the news that a friend of ours was stabbed to death for money, and his wife's throat slit but lived, as many of you can imagine this hit me hard. I have never had to experience such news and I pray none of you have.

I had someone I love about to have a baby be kicked out of her apartment cause she was late on rent, baby due any minuterant

All week my heart was very heavy and this is what I was given from this.

The Bible gave very good instructions how to live our lives and our whole purpose was to help build the Kingdom.

We have done it the complete opposite, our whole being is to get up and make money to spend on worldly things.
1Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

People things are getting very evil, satan is very busy, because we spend 40 plus hours to make money to spend on worldy things and 2 to 6 hours a week to fight satan and build up the Kingdom, our very reason for living.

Please try change this right now , God gave us each a gift or gifts go use them for His Glorygrouphug
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Look for God in life without the aid of the Bible if you wish to truly find what you are seeking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26976120


That's like steering a ship without a compass... do you just make it up as you go along? How do you know right from wrong?
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Its your fault for not praying hard enough to your imaginary friend in the sky.
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


deny satan... I dare you...

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19089565


well, if "satan" is a metaphor for acute psychosis,
i'll buy into that.
 Quoting: Dr Einstein


yo einstein, there is no Planck's constant, no vacuum, no black holes... it is all just made up like the particles with cute names...

check out Prof. Heinz Von Foerster... there is too much info in the universe for any theory to be correct... it is just made-up and because we live in a creation with free will we can imagine and create any reality within the laws of God, which are far more important...

the occult understand this and that is why your education has misled you... they do not want you to know the smoke and mirrors right in front of your face...

:)
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yoj
 Quoting: Perseus7


we have to look at where these images are typically seen... catholic churches or derivatives... these people are occult... and worship demon spirits and use them to gain knowledge and power...

Christ for them is just a cover, as with so many in the occult... that's why so much bad stuff comes from most institutions... power corrupts... these people are not Christ-centered...

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19089565


these people are not Christ-centered...

wow funny you said that I had a dream of trying to get to the center of a house that was in chaos
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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or, till I am blue in the face: Roger Morneau...

that will open your eyes a bit, especially if you listen to Professor Walter Veith's work on "evolution" ... they have blood tissue from t-rex that is supposed to be millions of years old?? there are no rivers with more than a few thousand years of silt deposited in their deltas...
fossils can easily just be hundreds of years old...

it gets really silly once you realize what is going on...

:)
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:yoj:
 Quoting: Perseus7


we have to look at where these images are typically seen... catholic churches or derivatives... these people are occult... and worship demon spirits and use them to gain knowledge and power...

Christ for them is just a cover, as with so many in the occult... that's why so much bad stuff comes from most institutions... power corrupts... these people are not Christ-centered...

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19089565


these people are not Christ-centered...

wow funny you said that I had a dream of trying to get to the center of a house that was in chaos
 Quoting: Goofy for God


interesting GFG... i started using this term when I first came to realize what was going on... still couldn't call myself a "Christian' because it has been so maligned... but I still use it often because it cuts through the bias pretty good...
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OP, the "house" is in chaos and as Christians it is really important to realize that we need to center ourselves first, or else we will not make for good examples and we will lose ourselves in the evil in the world...

so, for me that means: the Lord's prayer often...

:)
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Ok, I had a crazy week so here goes.

When I got the news that a friend of ours was stabbed to death for money, and his wife's throat slit but lived, as many of you can imagine this hit me hard. I have never had to experience such news and I pray none of you have.

I had someone I love about to have a baby be kicked out of her apartment cause she was late on rent, baby due any minuterant

All week my heart was very heavy and this is what I was given from this.

The Bible gave very good instructions how to live our lives and our whole purpose was to help build the Kingdom.

We have done it the complete opposite, our whole being is to get up and make money to spend on worldly things.
1Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

People things are getting very evil, satan is very busy, because we spend 40 plus hours to make money to spend on worldy things and 2 to 6 hours a week to fight satan and build up the Kingdom, our very reason for living.

Please try change this right now , God gave us each a gift or gifts go use them for His Glorygrouphug
 Quoting: Goofy for God


God has lifted his hand from this country due to the people turning their backs on God and accepting divorce/adultry, homosexuals, murdering in the womb, murdering the disabled by unplugging them, borrowing 16 trillion with no plan whatsoever to pay it back.... basically everything the Democrats stand for. Why we are not marching in the streets every day is beyond me. Guess nobody cares.

The only hope is total economic collapse in the next 2-3 years. Peace.
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Its your fault for not praying hard enough to your imaginary friend in the sky.
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


deny satan... I dare you...

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19089565


well, if "satan" is a metaphor for acute psychosis,
i'll buy into that.
 Quoting: Dr Einstein


yo einstein, there is no Planck's constant, no vacuum, no black holes... it is all just made up like the particles with cute names...

check out Prof. Heinz Von Foerster... there is too much info in the universe for any theory to be correct... it is just made-up and because we live in a creation with free will we can imagine and create any reality within the laws of God, which are far more important...

the occult understand this and that is why your education has misled you... they do not want you to know the smoke and mirrors right in front of your face...

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19089565


sorta like if you mapped the entire electro-magnetic spectrum
on a line stretching from New York to San Fransisco,
the visible spectrum (which are the wavelengths our eyes can see) would only be a little bitty six inch section
somewheres around Chicago, or so.
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Take your preachin' shit to church. Or should we take our 9-11/ufo/JFK/chemtrail shit to your church and not ever shut the fuck up even though we would be in the wrong goddam place?

Christ on a cross you religitards are an ignorant lot full of arrogance in that OTHERS don't mean a damn thing to you, no fucking respect whatsoever. As long as you spew your shit where it is not wanted, you are justified because your religion tells your fucking drone mind to do it.

How can you be so goddamned ignorant and blind to not see that it is YOU religious idiots and your incessant preaching where it is not wanted that is wholly responsible for the animosity you face from those that don't believe what YOU believe because you won't shut the fuck up!!



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Then don't click on the link, dumbass. I'm getting tired of people bitching about what gets posted here. If someone posts a thread about Allah, I don't need to read it. It's called discernment and choice.

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or, till I am blue in the face: Roger Morneau...

that will open your eyes a bit, especially if you listen to Professor Walter Veith's work on "evolution" ... they have blood tissue from t-rex that is supposed to be millions of years old?? there are no rivers with more than a few thousand years of silt deposited in their deltas...
fossils can easily just be hundreds of years old...

it gets really silly once you realize what is going on...

:)
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If you think of the forces of opposition as enemy, then you have given them a victory. If you come to hate or revile them, then their work has been completed according to their intent. If you fear their realms, their thoughts, their works, or any aspect of same, you have empowered them.
It is a time for you to consider, Where are the references for my peace? Are they without or within?
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Sorry to hear about the troubles, but relying on a book does not heal the problems, or the world and your god is a very cruel cunt, for allowing it all to happen as he stands idly by....

Now you will argues that he syands by so you learn form it and become a better christian right? Turn the other cheek?....

Hiw does that translate to a murdered husband and a slit throat, mmmmmm?

Mary and joseph were also kicked around different inns until they ended up in a rat infested pig sty to have a baby, just what comfort will this give your friend?

Oh.... I see, the reason the baddies go away with it all is because they are not christians right? So then they got away without any punishment and will on to beat rape rob and evict......

I stupidly fell for the one god fits all problems bullshit form when I was a youngster, but luckily i saw the light!!!!!

Neither your god exists nor will jesus be returning as he was nothing more than a man and your bible serves no purpose other than text reprinted.

You all that believe in god are gonna be so shocked when you pass through to the other side, it is scary to think!!! plus, religious people are so much more gullible becasue the bas spirits will use this against you to ensnare your souls on the other side....

Stop kidding yourself friend, all you have is those around you, please remain grounded enough to realize this.
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be kingdom focused

this is not the kingdom

take care of your family and friends, pray for them
take care of who you can help

Pray that the end is near
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be kingdom focused

this is not the kingdom

take care of your family and friends, pray for them
take care of who you can help

Pray that the end is near
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yup. Jesus is coming on Dec. 21, and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.
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Ok, I had a crazy week so here goes.

When I got the news that a friend of ours was stabbed to death for money, and his wife's throat slit but lived, as many of you can imagine this hit me hard. I have never had to experience such news and I pray none of you have.

I had someone I love about to have a baby be kicked out of her apartment cause she was late on rent, baby due any minuterant

All week my heart was very heavy and this is what I was given from this.

The Bible gave very good instructions how to live our lives and our whole purpose was to help build the Kingdom.

We have done it the complete opposite, our whole being is to get up and make money to spend on worldly things.
1Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

People things are getting very evil, satan is very busy, because we spend 40 plus hours to make money to spend on worldy things and 2 to 6 hours a week to fight satan and build up the Kingdom, our very reason for living.

Please try change this right now , God gave us each a gift or gifts go use them for His Glorygrouphug
 Quoting: Goofy for God


That is awful to hear. No one needs to be killed over money. If people need to steal, please do not kill over it.

Unfortunately, due to the crappy economy, crimes of theft are increasing. Even this season, people are stealing those red salvation army money pots because they are so desperate. However I do not condone stealing if one is doing so out of greed or to buy drugs to support their habit.
"When you don't keep your word, you lose credibility and trustworthy friends"
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Sorry to hear about the troubles, but relying on a book does not heal the problems, or the world and your god is a very cruel cunt, for allowing it all to happen as he stands idly by....

Now you will argues that he syands by so you learn form it and become a better christian right? Turn the other cheek?....

Hiw does that translate to a murdered husband and a slit throat, mmmmmm?

Mary and joseph were also kicked around different inns until they ended up in a rat infested pig sty to have a baby, just what comfort will this give your friend?

Oh.... I see, the reason the baddies go away with it all is because they are not christians right? So then they got away without any punishment and will on to beat rape rob and evict......

I stupidly fell for the one god fits all problems bullshit form when I was a youngster, but luckily i saw the light!!!!!

Neither your god exists nor will jesus be returning as he was nothing more than a man and your bible serves no purpose other than text reprinted.

You all that believe in god are gonna be so shocked when you pass through to the other side, it is scary to think!!! plus, religious people are so much more gullible becasue the bas spirits will use this against you to ensnare your souls on the other side....

Stop kidding yourself friend, all you have is those around you, please remain grounded enough to realize this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29335662


^someone who never had a mystical experience during an appartion of Jesus or the Virgin Mary
"When you don't keep your word, you lose credibility and trustworthy friends"
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Just awful. I'm so sorry OP. It feels like things are coming to a crescendo. I am hearing both amazing and terrible stories lately. People are choosing sides. Remember this is a battle and some will be lost but in the end we will win the war.
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no Brief and be nice
 Quoting: Goofy for God


So they caught the guy?
 Quoting: BRIEF


[link to www.kpax.com]


all the stories on it verysad

Sanders County Coverage
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Another drug addict...too bad the victim didn't have a gun handy.
 Quoting: BRIEF


and a dumb fucking Indian...

do you even work OP or do you just get a check every month for sitting on your ass? Your're on a reservation...
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So they caught the guy?
 Quoting: BRIEF


[link to www.kpax.com]


all the stories on it verysad

Sanders County Coverage
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Another drug addict...too bad the victim didn't have a gun handy.
 Quoting: BRIEF


and a dumb fucking Indian...

do you even work OP or do you just get a check every month for sitting on your ass? Your're on a reservation...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28368227


Yeah, my first guess was a negro but turns out I'm not too far off...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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Sorry to hear about the troubles, but relying on a book does not heal the problems, or the world and your god is a very cruel cunt, for allowing it all to happen as he stands idly by....

Now you will argues that he syands by so you learn form it and become a better christian right? Turn the other cheek?....

Hiw does that translate to a murdered husband and a slit throat, mmmmmm?

Mary and joseph were also kicked around different inns until they ended up in a rat infested pig sty to have a baby, just what comfort will this give your friend?

Oh.... I see, the reason the baddies go away with it all is because they are not christians right? So then they got away without any punishment and will on to beat rape rob and evict......

I stupidly fell for the one god fits all problems bullshit form when I was a youngster, but luckily i saw the light!!!!!

Neither your god exists nor will jesus be returning as he was nothing more than a man and your bible serves no purpose other than text reprinted.

You all that believe in god are gonna be so shocked when you pass through to the other side, it is scary to think!!! plus, religious people are so much more gullible becasue the bas spirits will use this against you to ensnare your souls on the other side....

Stop kidding yourself friend, all you have is those around you, please remain grounded enough to realize this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29335662


^someone who never had a mystical experience during an appartion of Jesus or the Virgin Mary
 Quoting: Pa resident1


I don't usually have mystical experiences from made up shit like yallzes do, and can you explain how you call a mortal woman a virgin when she had a bun in the oven?

Has it occured to your tiny, myopic single-celled, narrow mind that the only way an immaculate conception can occur is by artificial insemenation or a spankingly good out of marriage love affair?

Maybe Joseph shot blanks and she wanted a child and a roman soldier obliged?

Do you know it is impossible to be revived after death?

I suppose he rose to heaven all by his levitating self, or was he lifted by his alien creators?

Based on these two points alone I agree, I am mystified - that yallzes fall for such a hugemongous lie.....
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These lies that are written in the bible then edited numerous times by different and most mortal of hands are precisely why younger people laugh at the idea of christ virgin pregnancies and your god, and the bullshit justifications religious people spout and expect you to believe as the word is in fact deceiving them in such a terrible way that they turn to satanism as they cannot think for themselves anymore and are therefore open to becoming corrupted with the very evils yoour book speaks of...

I know you will ignore this notion as you don't want to hear the truth
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AC's wish I could give ya good karma but I will leave that to The One In Chargehfupstairshugs
Proverbs 15:1
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You spend too much time trying to make people think there's a demonic attack going on.

12/13/2012 Stop pinning your own shit threads

12/13/2012 Your threads are utterly fucking ridiculous.


always feel bad for these guys, grouphug

red karma , I guess same as what Bible speaks of so Im good


And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.hf

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[link to www.kpax.com]


all the stories on it verysad

Sanders County Coverage
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Another drug addict...too bad the victim didn't have a gun handy.
 Quoting: BRIEF


and a dumb fucking Indian...

do you even work OP or do you just get a check every month for sitting on your ass? Your're on a reservation...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28368227


Yeah, my first guess was a negro but turns out I'm not too far off...
 Quoting: BRIEF


well, with a $200, or more, a day crack or heroin habit,
what's a girl to do?

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