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Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day

 
Chicken Choker
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12/13/2012 11:46 AM
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Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day
Ok, so I've struck out with just about every race of earth girl there is, with the possible acception of the fat red head what works at the Kwik Mart, and I'm tired of being lonely, choking the chicken for comfort all the time.

Please pray that some glittery alien type girl will beam down and find me exceptible for her human boy friend.

Your help is really appreciated.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day
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Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day
Be the person you want to be and things will happen.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day
You need to be more kind to chickens. I might have to turn you into the aspca....
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 11:38 PM
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Re: Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day
Ok, so I've struck out with just about every race of earth girl there is, with the possible acception of the fat red head what works at the Kwik Mart, and I'm tired of being lonely, choking the chicken for comfort all the time.

Please pray that some glittery alien type girl will beam down and find me exceptible for her human boy friend.

Your help is really appreciated.
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I will send my energy to help manifest you a giant blue alien humanoid which will stuff you up into her over-sized vagina. You can live in there like a studio apartment.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 11:40 PM
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When it happens, you won't regret it.
Mine has a tit in the middle of her back.....

For slow dancing.

ohyeah
The Gay Aussie
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12/13/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: Please send your positive vibes my way that I can have an alien girlfriend one day
I will try and hook you up with a nice hot alien boyfriend if I ever get the opportunity.

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