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Who's not Having Christmas Dinner this year? Financially Strapped.

 
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12/13/2012 12:05 PM
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Who's not Having Christmas Dinner this year? Financially Strapped.
For those of you that celebrate Christmas and can't afford to buy Christmas dinner....please write a compelling post and I will have a gourmet dinner sent to you. No groveling necessary.

This is my Challenge to those of you who claim your Christianity. Put your money where your mouth is. Actions speak much louder than words. I've got humanity, a heart and I'm not religious. Agnostic, but love the holiday.

Here are the meal details:

Meal serves 4
Dinner with boneless turkey.
Details:

Home-cooked goodness has never been so easy. Thrill your family with a real Turkey Dinner without all the fuss. Heat and slice the already cooked Turkey Breast, then pair it with Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Turkey Gravy and gourmet Green Bean Casserole. Our Home-Style Turkey Dinner has superior quality, plus it's quick and easy!

Home-Style Turkey Dinner includes:
1 (2 lb.) Oven Roasted Turkey Breast
24 oz. Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
24 oz. Green Bean Casserole
24 oz. All-natural Turkey Gravy

[link to www.gourmetgroceryonline.com]

U.S. Residents only. Sorry. I need to work quick, cause the meal needs to arrive on time. I will email the person I choose in order to get an address. You must be a registered member. Tomorrow morning I will notify the person I choose via GLP mail.

I will not call out the person I choose. If the person who gets my GLP mail wants to come forward they can, but not necessary.

This is an earnest offer and this comes from the bottom of my little black heart.

Merry Christmas!
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Shoot straight Johnny
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U.S. Residents only. Sorry.
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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U.S. Residents only. Sorry.
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SCROOGE!! angryface













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It won't make it across the pond in time! Sorry. From the website.....We will gladly send your mail order gift purchase to any US city. We offer free shipping and same day delivery on select items. Delivery available in all US states.
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12/13/2012 12:17 PM

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U.S. Residents only. Sorry.
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It won't make it across the pond in time! Sorry.
 Quoting: PokerFace


S'ok....cold turkey leftovers are great on sandwiches. I don't mind.

banana2
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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12/13/2012 12:19 PM
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U.S. Residents only. Sorry.
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SCROOGE!! angryface













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It won't make it across the pond in time! Sorry.
 Quoting: PokerFace


S'ok....cold turkey leftovers are great on sandwiches. I don't mind.

banana2
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Maybe someone in the UK will put up the same offer? tomato
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 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


It won't make it across the pond in time! Sorry.
 Quoting: PokerFace


S'ok....cold turkey leftovers are great on sandwiches. I don't mind.

banana2
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Maybe someone in the UK will put up the same offer? tomato
 Quoting: PokerFace


No. Never mind. You lot just go ahead and enjoy yourself. Don't mind me. I'll be alright with my Pot Noodle for Christmas dinner. It don't matter that I'm an orphan, and have been for about 30 years.

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It won't make it across the pond in time! Sorry.
 Quoting: PokerFace


S'ok....cold turkey leftovers are great on sandwiches. I don't mind.

banana2
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Maybe someone in the UK will put up the same offer? tomato
 Quoting: PokerFace


No. Never mind. You lot just go ahead and enjoy yourself. Don't mind me. I'll be alright with my Pot Noodle for Christmas dinner. It don't matter that I'm an orphan, and have been for about 30 years.

huffy
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I'll send good vibes your way. It won't feed your stomach, just your soul. peace
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12/13/2012 12:42 PM
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12/13/2012 12:46 PM

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Well ok then...I suppose I could 'bulk out' my Pot Noodle with a bit of horse hair from my mattress. That would also give me added fiber as well... hmm

Anyway, have a green point for making the offer.

...see...I'm not a Scrooge like you.


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12/13/2012 12:49 PM
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Not in need OP. But I really think that is a wonderful offer. So I am bumping this thread.

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Bought a turkey cheap after thanksgiving. Real mashed potatos and yams don't cost much, same for home baked bread. The biggest splurge will be the fresh veggies! Two jobs and just making it like everyone else. My kids are getting "useful" presents, like socks and t-shirts. We are grateful for what we have, and for folks like you. Happy Holidays!
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12/13/2012 12:53 PM

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That is such a nice gesture OP. I just logged in to tell you that.peace
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12/13/2012 12:56 PM
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Good karma your way for this nice gesture hf
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12/13/2012 12:59 PM

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Way to go, OP!
5 stars and green karma for you!

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Very nice, op.

5* for you.

This is the time of giving and your heart is in the right place.
I just finished packing up stuff for a Christmas hamper myself last night.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.
"The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites

Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river.
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very nice jester. and even thoughmy family will not be eating a traditional christmas dinner this season, we will be eating something. I hope whomever recieves it will be truly in need.

merry christmas to you.
Mommas youngest getting paper like the oldest one.. We living better guess God felt he owed us one.

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Your right many should put thier money where there mouth is and many do.There are many centers such as the Salvation Army who will be serving christmas dinner for the community.But your offer is genuinely kind. This year I will be spending the holidays taking radiation treatments and wont be able to do the christmas thing this year and my family is fine with that.We are greatful for the time we can spend together and that is what this holiday is about Family and I've a great one. This is probably the best Christmas/birthday present yet one more year with my kids. Good luck in finding a family in need. I have all that I need.
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Thanks everyone for adding you kind remarks. Just know that I'm NOT doing it for the green. It would be great to see more charity here.

In a sense, we are a community. We have everyone from all walks of life and from the poorest to the 1%.

Looking forward to more posts to keep this alive for someone that's in a rough spot.

If you can help me pin this, I would greatly appreciate this, as this post might get looked over.
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Your right many should put thier money where there mouth is and many do.There are many centers such as the Salvation Army who will be serving christmas dinner for the community.But your offer is genuinely kind. This year I will be spending the holidays taking radiation treatments and wont be able to do the christmas thing this year and my family is fine with that.We are greatful for the time we can spend together and that is what this holiday is about Family and I've a great one. This is probably the best Christmas/birthday present yet one more year with my kids. Good luck in finding a family in need. I have all that I need.
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You have a great attitude. We will be with you in thought. Please take care of yourself.
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Bah!....you changed it to 'NOT doing it for the green' just before I had a chance to call you a scrooge for the third time.

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Last Edited by Shoot-Straight Johnny on 12/13/2012 01:17 PM
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Bah!....you changed to to 'NOT doing it for the green' just before I had a chance to call you a scrooge for the third time.

banana2
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Anyway...where's MY green back? You Scrooge! rofl
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Bah!....you changed to to 'NOT doing it for the green' just before I had a chance to call you a scrooge for the third time.

banana2
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Anyway...where's MY green back? You Scrooge! rofl
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


I beat you tooooo it!!!! Haha At this pace, I won't have any green to give. GLP, help!
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Bah!....you changed to to 'NOT doing it for the green' just before I had a chance to call you a scrooge for the third time.

banana2
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Yikes, that was a big oops!!
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12/13/2012 01:18 PM
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What,no chestnuts, no stuffing, no pie? Not even parsley sprig to break up the monochromatic monotony of the outside bleak meh-niss? turkey 2lbs beige, potatos 24oz beige, gravy 24oz beige, green beans canned 24oz shade of old mold.
Apportioned by a loud stomping industrial processer.
Not even a candle to light the darkness nor red hollyberry.

Whatever you do, do not kill yourself. :{

This is indeed heartbreak & depression season as spaketh Firesign Theater.
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What,no chestnuts, no stuffing, no pie? Not even parsley sprig to break up the monochromatic monotony of the outside bleak meh-niss? turkey 2lbs beige, potatos 24oz beige, gravy 24oz beige, green beans canned 24oz shade of old mold.
Apportioned by a loud stomping industrial processer.
Not even a candle to light the darkness nor red hollyberry.

Whatever you do, do not kill yourself. :{

This is indeed heartbreak & depression season as spaketh Firesign Theater.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


I was going to originally going to offer a 5 year old fruit cake. Still looks good. ;-)
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Bah!....you changed to to 'NOT doing it for the green' just before I had a chance to call you a scrooge for the third time.

banana2
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Yikes, that was a big oops!!
 Quoting: PokerFace


It was. I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself.

Anyway, just for you, here's a picture of santa for you, exiting my chimney last year..

He seems to be missing his hair piece though --> hiding
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Bah!....you changed to to 'NOT doing it for the green' just before I had a chance to call you a scrooge for the third time.

banana2
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Yikes, that was a big oops!!
 Quoting: PokerFace


It was. I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself.

Anyway, just for you, here's a picture of santa for you, exiting my chimney last year..

He seems to be missing his hair piece though --> hiding
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


He seems to be a little paranoid. Special cookies you gave out? tounge

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