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Who's not Having Christmas Dinner this year? Financially Strapped.

 
Debauchery

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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


:bigchuckle:
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12/13/2012 09:28 PM
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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


i adore you, De

lol...
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12/13/2012 09:29 PM
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For those hurting , heres my tips on survival in a emergency...

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Many Credit Unions now are reaching out to new customers with up to 5,000 dollar loans, at 5.9 percent interest, Again, I dont advise that much and esp with the interest , but I know many can pay it back via tax returns...

Hope I helped people, Been there, done that

Love you all...
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12/13/2012 09:29 PM
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Ny name is Jock and I'm strapped too!
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12/13/2012 09:30 PM
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For all others btw... Please dont think its competition OP cause Im only trying to help those that will still struggle to buy.

I was shocked to walk into Target (which now has groceries) and they had frozen turkey breasts (on the carcass) for avg 7 bucks with a gravy packet ! Its a good deal when you dont want to buy the whole turkey. Im into marketing and I do food reviews, so its a little bit about me you all dont know.

Turkey = 7.00
Gravy = free
Onions french fried =1.99
Cream of Mushroom. 59 cents
Frozen green beans 1.00
Sack of potatoes = 1.99-2.50

Christmas dinner for 13-15 bucks

Hope this helped.. I saw this special at Target.

13-15 bucks to feed a family, Not bad !
 Quoting: APOLLYON ELNATHAN


What incredible prices you have on food there in the US ! IF you own a home and you don't have to pay rent I think you wouldn't starve even on a janitor's salary...

But I'm sensing you're being a bit condescending there Apollo, it's not the size of the gift it's the thought that counts !
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Thank you for your kind comments. I didn't miss your first one. I just need a little break tonight. I'm going to try my hardest not to follow my post for the rest of the night. It's been a day long labor of love. I'm tired. ;-)
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12/13/2012 09:31 PM

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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


i adore you, Debauchery

lol...
 Quoting: Salt


Me too! Tell it like it is sister!

hf
Debauchery

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12/13/2012 09:36 PM
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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


i adore you, Debauchery

lol...
 Quoting: Salt


Me too! Tell it like it is sister!

hf
 Quoting: Sloane


chuckle

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. wink
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/13/2012 09:38 PM

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Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


i adore you, Debauchery

lol...
 Quoting: Salt


Me too! Tell it like it is sister!

hf
 Quoting: Sloane


chuckle

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. wink
 Quoting: Debauchery


Totally . . .

hugs:)
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12/13/2012 09:42 PM
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hi,
we are vegetarian family living off of food stamps, not by choice, but by neccesity..

any assistance would be awesome!

much love to you and all anyway:)

[link to loveforthewin.weebly.com]
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12/13/2012 09:51 PM
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Awesome! What a geniune and great idea to help someone....paying it forward.

I am NOT in need but kudos to you for your good heart.
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12/13/2012 10:05 PM
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hi,
we are vegetarian family living off of food stamps, not by choice, but by neccesity..

any assistance would be awesome!

much love to you and all anyway:)

[link to loveforthewin.weebly.com]
 Quoting: hugs:) 29286215


I'll send you a cash donation on January 1st. Hang in there! Love and peace.
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12/13/2012 10:09 PM
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sucks...I just found out my year end bonus is going to be 24k. I had a 8k bonus a couple months ago and make 96k a year. How do you live on this? I think we are going to have ribs for Christmas this year.
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12/13/2012 10:11 PM
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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Ohhh Debuachery, you just gave me the biggest friggin laugh. I really needed it. Thank you!
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12/13/2012 10:12 PM
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sucks...I just found out my year end bonus is going to be 24k. I had a 8k bonus a couple months ago and make 96k a year. How do you live on this? I think we are going to have ribs for Christmas this year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1158674


So funny. You could be going from comfortable to nearly homeless quick, with just the right series of unfortunate events. Instead of being an ass and bragging, consider the blessing in your life and.....

IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE THEN.....you know the rest...
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12/13/2012 10:32 PM
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"There is money to be made in overeating".
There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster

Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil

The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates

That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
Yes I Did !!!!
Yes I Did !!

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12/13/2012 10:53 PM

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That's a very sweet gesture !! You have your priorities straight.

I will have dinner... just having it alone.

My daughters live in other states and I hate leaving home, so I'll be wishing I had accepted invitations and offers... but really - I'll use my time to do some introspection.

I might even volunteer at the local soup kitchen.

Have a wonderful CHRISTMAS !!! hf
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." ~ Albert Einstein
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12/13/2012 11:00 PM
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That's a very sweet gesture !! You have your priorities straight.

I will have dinner... just having it alone.

My daughters live in other states and I hate leaving home, so I'll be wishing I had accepted invitations and offers... but really - I'll use my time to do some introspection.

I might even volunteer at the local soup kitchen.

Have a wonderful CHRISTMAS !!! hf
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Introspection is the kindest thing you can do for yourself. Giving of yourself is even better.

No, you have a wonderful Christmas! ;-)
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12/13/2012 11:03 PM
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Soooo silly!!!
Look at the rest of the world dude....They will eat half of your meal this Christmas and they will not complain! You are are another spoiled fat American. Get off the sofa and find a job!
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12/13/2012 11:07 PM
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Soooo silly!!!
Look at the rest of the world dude....They will eat half of your meal this Christmas and they will not complain! You are are another spoiled fat American. Get off the sofa and find a job!
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Please make a point next time.
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What a nice offer. You are showing the true spirit of Christmas. I don't need if for my family but there is a lady I work with who has had a hard life. She lives with her brother who is a piece of work. He doesn't contribute much to their living situation but he is all she has. She has a sour outlook on life and I try to help her with food and take her out (I think he takes her food sometimes.) I plan on getting her a portable heater this winter since I know they don't have heat. If I could get that Christmas dinner for her I would be so grateful. I truly believe I make a difference in her life doing what I can for her. I would love it if you could make her Christmas a little brighter. Thank you for being a good person for whoever you decide to help.
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How cheap! You are getting a free advertising amongst th0usands of people and in return you are giving a hungry family a paltry 2 pounds of turkey? Cheap ass! Why not double the portion so they all don't have to have a small serving of turkey. Or give out 5 of these meals as you are getting lots of exposure to your website here. How do we now these people will even get the meal and that you are not just a spammer? Green Bean Casserole? Ewwwwww....
 Quoting: Terpsichore


Aren't you a breath of fresh air, bitch.
 Quoting: Debauchery


i adore you, De

lol...
 Quoting: Salt


This.
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hi,
we are vegetarian family living off of food stamps, not by choice, but by neccesity..

any assistance would be awesome!

much love to you and all anyway:)

[link to loveforthewin.weebly.com]
 Quoting: hugs:) 29286215

Awww...you have a beautiful family. I wish I could help right now but I'm broke. All I can offer you is my prayers.

Shalom.
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For those of you that celebrate Christmas and can't afford to buy Christmas dinner....please write a compelling post and I will have a gourmet dinner sent to you. No groveling necessary.

This is my Challenge to those of you who claim your Christianity. Put your money where your mouth is. Actions speak much louder than words. I've got humanity, a heart and I'm not religious. Agnostic, but love the holiday.

Here are the meal details:

Meal serves 4
Dinner with boneless turkey.
Details:

Home-cooked goodness has never been so easy. Thrill your family with a real Turkey Dinner without all the fuss. Heat and slice the already cooked Turkey Breast, then pair it with Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Turkey Gravy and gourmet Green Bean Casserole. Our Home-Style Turkey Dinner has superior quality, plus it's quick and easy!

Home-Style Turkey Dinner includes:
1 (2 lb.) Oven Roasted Turkey Breast
24 oz. Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
24 oz. Green Bean Casserole
24 oz. All-natural Turkey Gravy

[link to www.gourmetgroceryonline.com]

U.S. Residents only. Sorry. I need to work quick, cause the meal needs to arrive on time. I will email the person I choose in order to get an address. You must be a registered member. Tomorrow morning I will notify the person I choose via GLP mail.

I will not call out the person I choose. If the person who gets my GLP mail wants to come forward they can, but not necessary.

This is an earnest offer and this comes from the bottom of my little black heart.

Merry Christmas!
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Corned Beef & Pastrami, as always.
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This is a very nice offer. However we discussed Christmas dinner this year and decided we just wanted something simple like spinach quiche and salad. Light the candles, add a little wine - maybe eggnog and voila.
 Quoting: Alexander


That sounds wonderful. Screw tradition. A little food, a little wine...loved ones.

Good Lord...that is what we should be living for...not this fake "chestnuts roasting by an open fire stuff.

Seriously though...just feed those you can. That's all God wants from us. Share the wealth (voluntarily of course)!

OP...I'm so glad you started this thread.
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12/14/2012 12:46 AM
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I don't like Christmas. One year many years ago we couldn't afford a match stick to light a fire, let along presents for the kids. That day I started hating Christmas. WE had to go to a family thing and I never felt so humiliated in my life. If there is no Christmas there is no sad people, missing what they don't have. Other than buying gifts for an angel on the angel tree, we have communion and forget about the rest.

sign me FREE. So very very free.
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I don't like Christmas. One year many years ago we couldn't afford a match stick to light a fire, let along presents for the kids. That day I started hating Christmas. WE had to go to a family thing and I never felt so humiliated in my life. If there is no Christmas there is no sad people, missing what they don't have. Other than buying gifts for an angel on the angel tree, we have communion and forget about the rest.

sign me FREE. So very very free.
 Quoting: Pocket Full of Posies 11261416


And brilliant.
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Going to Hawaii for Christmas ...weeeeeeeeeeeee
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What,no chestnuts, no stuffing, no pie? Not even parsley sprig to break up the monochromatic monotony of the outside bleak meh-niss? turkey 2lbs beige, potatos 24oz beige, gravy 24oz beige, green beans canned 24oz shade of old mold.
Apportioned by a loud stomping industrial processer.
Not even a candle to light the darkness nor red hollyberry.

Whatever you do, do not kill yourself. :{

This is indeed heartbreak & depression season as spaketh Firesign Theater.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


I was going to originally going to offer a 5 year old fruit cake. Still looks good. ;-)
 Quoting: PokerFace


I can't help myself. Fruitcake is even more depressing.
Post-apocolyptic fare sliced thin with the lid of green bean can.

I apologize for my demon. .
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I LOVE fruitcake. Hey OP I jsut sent you an email. too much of a coward to post it.

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