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Who's not Having Christmas Dinner this year? Financially Strapped.

 
Carol B.

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12/13/2012 02:41 PM

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In light of my abject poverty, my friend will be providing my Christmas dinner for me this year.

He's been a good friend for about six years, and I really appreciate the sacrifice he's undertaking for me. I'll miss him, though...

Thanks, boris..

microcat
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cat fu
Carol B.

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12/13/2012 02:42 PM

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Pinned it for ya....
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12/13/2012 02:47 PM
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I don't do Christmas, its a material trap having nothing to do with God. Dinner or otherwise.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 02:48 PM
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Don't worry, OP. Like you said, you give throughout the year in various ways ... now you're just trying to do something for a fellow GLPer ... nothing wrong with that. Not all charitable work needs to be done behind the scenes and hush hush.

Geesh people. Ever hear: If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all ... ?

People need to stop making assumptions about other people online whom they have never seen or met.
 Quoting: OnTheFence


Thanks for the back up. Really, what do I have to gain here? I'm pushing an agenda for sure. The agenda of giving from your heart. I'm not asking God for any special points. Some people just don't get that being a humanist is an achievement of a good natured heart.

Plus, nobody knows me here. There is no stage to walk on to accept my award. LOL
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Pinned it for ya....
 Quoting: Carol B.


Thanks Carol!
Carol B.

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12/13/2012 02:49 PM

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Pinned it for ya....
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Thanks Carol!
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Anytime!hf
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 02:50 PM
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I don't do Christmas, its a material trap having nothing to do with God. Dinner or otherwise.
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I agree with the consumerism aspect, but family holiday get togethers? Bah hum bug! ;-)
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 02:50 PM
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I am amazed no one has blamed Obama yet.
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12/13/2012 02:51 PM
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What,no chestnuts, no stuffing, no pie? Not even parsley sprig to break up the monochromatic monotony of the outside bleak meh-niss? turkey 2lbs beige, potatos 24oz beige, gravy 24oz beige, green beans canned 24oz shade of old mold.
Apportioned by a loud stomping industrial processer.
Not even a candle to light the darkness nor red hollyberry.

Whatever you do, do not kill yourself. :{

This is indeed heartbreak & depression season as spaketh Firesign Theater.
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I was going to originally going to offer a 5 year old fruit cake. Still looks good. ;-)
 Quoting: PokerFace


LOL. Yeah..I think the fruitcakes have been proven to outlast a Twinkie.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 02:52 PM
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My first pin. Thanks everyone.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 02:52 PM
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The world is ending on the 21'st. No Christmas dinner needed.
Madame X

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12/13/2012 02:53 PM
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What,no chestnuts, no stuffing, no pie? Not even parsley sprig to break up the monochromatic monotony of the outside bleak meh-niss? turkey 2lbs beige, potatos 24oz beige, gravy 24oz beige, green beans canned 24oz shade of old mold.
Apportioned by a loud stomping industrial processer.
Not even a candle to light the darkness nor red hollyberry.

Whatever you do, do not kill yourself. :{

This is indeed heartbreak & depression season as spaketh Firesign Theater.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


I was going to originally going to offer a 5 year old fruit cake. Still looks good. ;-)
 Quoting: PokerFace


LOL. Yeah..I think the fruitcakes have been proven to outlast a Twinkie.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam


We have a 20 yr old fruitcake we keep passing around the family at holiday time every year.

The joke never gets old and it's always fun to see who ends up with it on Christmas Day, lol.

hf

It still looks like it's edible.
"The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites

Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river.
kaz

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12/13/2012 02:59 PM
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I am a Chrisitian and I donate monthly to charity, I donated several Thanksgiving dinners this year, several toys to charity in addition to being a foster parent...and I am offended by your put your money where your mouth is to Chrtisian comment.

Oh and I adopted an addicted black baby...what else do you do???!!!!
OnTheFence

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12/13/2012 02:59 PM

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We have a 20 yr old fruitcake we keep passing around the family at holiday time every year.

The joke never gets old and it's always fun to see who ends up with it on Christmas Day, lol.

hf

It still looks like it's edible.
 Quoting: Madame X


Oooookayyyyy! Now, THAT's scary! LOL
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We've cut the presents...are instead having a nice roast.
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12/13/2012 03:00 PM
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Christmas dinner? sheesh, i'm barely able to celebrate the holiday at all. and neither are most of my neighbors, friends and relatives.

we are all broke. and there is no relief in sight.

thanks, obummer
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12/13/2012 03:01 PM
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We're having lutefisk.

Google that
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 03:04 PM
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I am a Chrisitian and I donate monthly to charity, I donated several Thanksgiving dinners this year, several toys to charity in addition to being a foster parent...and I am offended by your put your money where your mouth is to Chrtisian comment.

Oh and I adopted an addicted black baby...what else do you do???!!!!
 Quoting: kaz


Really, you want to get in a tit for tat discussion? Please don't ruin my thread. I refuse to engage any further with you.
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12/13/2012 03:05 PM

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We're having lutefisk.

Google that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21853831


Oh man....
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 03:06 PM
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This is my Challenge to those of you who claim your Christianity. Put your money where your mouth is. Actions speak much louder than words. I've got humanity, a heart and I'm not religious. Agnostic, but love the holiday...

This is an earnest offer and this comes from the bottom of my little black heart.
 Quoting: PokerFace

For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications,
thefts, false witness, blasphemies (Matt. 15:19)

Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise
ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Therefore when thou doest
thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the
synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. (Matt. 6:1-2)

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags
(Isa. 64:6)

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from
the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.
(Jam. 1:17)

And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus,
giving thanks to God and the Father by him. (Col. 3:17)

And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is
not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist (1 John 4:3)
geminilion
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I am making dinner, it wont be a big dinner but that's fine with me, it's just me and my son and I am just happy to be with him this year.

I just wanted to say how very nice it is of you to do this for someone. I am sure a nice family will have a very merry Christmas due to your generosity. If I could help out I would, maybe next year. Maybe it could be a GLP tradition.

hf
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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Christmas dinner? sheesh, i'm barely able to celebrate the holiday at all. and neither are most of my neighbors, friends and relatives.

we are all broke. and there is no relief in sight.

thanks, obummer
 Quoting: Salt


A very sad statement. Sorry to hear that. Duly noted.
Carol B.

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12/13/2012 03:07 PM

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We're having lutefisk.

Google that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21853831


My Swedish grandma used to serve that.
Madame X

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12/13/2012 03:08 PM
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I am a Chrisitian and I donate monthly to charity, I donated several Thanksgiving dinners this year, several toys to charity in addition to being a foster parent...and I am offended by your put your money where your mouth is to Chrtisian comment.

Oh and I adopted an addicted black baby...what else do you do???!!!!
 Quoting: kaz


Geez, just stfu and enjoy the spirit of giving that the op intended this thread to be.

Enough with the one upmanship. Let it go, let it go, let it go.
"The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites

Catch the blue train...somewhere down that crazy river.
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12/13/2012 03:09 PM
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For those of you that celebrate Christmas and can't afford to buy Christmas dinner....please write a compelling post and I will have a gourmet dinner sent to you. No groveling necessary.

This is my Challenge to those of you who claim your Christianity. Put your money where your mouth is. Actions speak much louder than words. I've got humanity, a heart and I'm not religious. Agnostic, but love the holiday.

Here are the meal details:

Meal serves 4
Dinner with boneless turkey.
Details:

Home-cooked goodness has never been so easy. Thrill your family with a real Turkey Dinner without all the fuss. Heat and slice the already cooked Turkey Breast, then pair it with Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Turkey Gravy and gourmet Green Bean Casserole. Our Home-Style Turkey Dinner has superior quality, plus it's quick and easy!

Home-Style Turkey Dinner includes:
1 (2 lb.) Oven Roasted Turkey Breast
24 oz. Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
24 oz. Green Bean Casserole
24 oz. All-natural Turkey Gravy

[link to www.gourmetgroceryonline.com]

U.S. Residents only. Sorry. I need to work quick, cause the meal needs to arrive on time. I will email the person I choose in order to get an address. You must be a registered member. Tomorrow morning I will notify the person I choose via GLP mail.

I will not call out the person I choose. If the person who gets my GLP mail wants to come forward they can, but not necessary.

This is an earnest offer and this comes from the bottom of my little black heart.

Merry Christmas!
 Quoting: PokerFace


odanceNot me. I provide services at top dollar for several of the companies that Obama picked as the "winners", and who receive un-godly amounts of tax payer money and are forced to spend it all in a loose and expeditious manner. I'm sittin' flush, best recession eve!! Let the unemployable grovel for your scraps.
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12/13/2012 03:10 PM
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I am making dinner, it wont be a big dinner but that's fine with me, it's just me and my son and I am just happy to be with him this year.

I just wanted to say how very nice it is of you to do this for someone. I am sure a nice family will have a very merry Christmas due to your generosity. If I could help out I would, maybe next year. Maybe it could be a GLP tradition.

hf
 Quoting: geminilion


Thank you. A tradition would be great. If only we could get more people on board. I realize how many people are too proud to speak up for themselves. Just maybe, I'll enhance the holiday for a person or two.
aliensbro

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12/13/2012 03:12 PM
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Not in need but a wonderful gesture. bump
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12/13/2012 03:13 PM
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We're having lutefisk.

Google that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21853831


My Swedish grandma used to serve that.
 Quoting: Carol B.


I guess that's why the Swedish look so good and live so long. Just can't picture it on a turkey platter. LOL ;-)
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 03:14 PM
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OP, anybody and their half brother can get food stamps. And there's food pantries,too. You might be poor, but there's zero reason to starve.
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12/13/2012 03:15 PM
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We're having lutefisk.

Google that
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