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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
The Gay Aussie
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12/13/2012 09:19 PM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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I only wank to gay porn twice a month. It's far more pleasurable and rewarding that way, and more new vid's to choose from. afro
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12/13/2012 09:22 PM
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Next time just say your a lesbian. It's much simpler that way.
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12/14/2012 01:12 AM
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OP, do you deep throat, swallow, and do anal? All three are required for a proper modern relationship with a guy. If you're hot and do that regularly, he will be less interested in wanking and porn.

Do that with me and I'll never need wanking and porn!
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12/14/2012 01:14 AM
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...So, it's not OK to watch it for you, but you're fine going out with someone who appears in porn?
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12/14/2012 01:32 AM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
masturbation is natural.
people can do it too much, of course. but it is healthy to a point.
if a man stops masturbating and starts meditating, he will have found the fountain of youth. if he learns how to have internal orgasms, he will save his sacred life force.

porn is predicated on the abuse of women. (the actors are almost always abused as kids.)
porn also warps men and their view of sex, of relationships, and of women.
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12/14/2012 01:45 AM
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If you find a man that rarely masturbated good luck with him, he's either cold, or spiritual in which case he will never go out with a woman, so first. The say the more a young man masturbates the more talented he is generally. Sex is energy and beauty, one who doesn't have muc of that energy is not as high quality product.
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12/14/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
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Ahh...I see you're having a little fun putting us on. A woman freaked out by masturbation and porn would never say "fuck", not even in the abbreviation you used. And I've never seen Basic Instinct so I googled it, and it was released in 1992 when I was ten, so maybe you are middle aged or even older, making it unlikely that you would be talking about dating as if you're a young person. Then there's the fact that you seem reasonably articulate, so you're not stupid...how likely is it that at your age you've never had a gynocological exam?

Here's your obituary:

Alice Coward, age 56, passed away on December 14, 2022. The cause of death was reported to be cervical cancer. She is survived by her husband, Lying Coward. They were married ten years.
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 02:13 AM
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then the man you do go out with is gay and gets it on with other guys... if he don't watch porn and gays don't masterbate cause they have dozens of gays to call
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


Ahh...I see you're having a little fun putting us on. A woman freaked out by masturbation and porn would never say "fuck", not even in the abbreviation you used. And I've never seen Basic Instinct so I googled it, and it was released in 1992 when I was ten, so maybe you are middle aged or even older, making it unlikely that you would be talking about dating as if you're a young person. Then there's the fact that you seem reasonably articulate, so you're not stupid...how likely is it that at your age you've never had a gynocological exam?

Here's your obituary:

Alice Coward, age 56, passed away on December 14, 2022. The cause of death was reported to be cervical cancer. She is survived by her husband, Lying Coward. They were married ten years.
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Holy fucking pwned!!!!

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12/14/2012 03:15 AM
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You would be a very lonely girl then.

Get off your high horse.
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12/14/2012 03:27 AM
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Absolutely gross.
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rofl
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12/14/2012 03:44 AM
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I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone than with some sick pervert.
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DING BAT,

If you became disabled, and your husband could not have a sexual relationship with you, instead of finding another...he takes care of himself and you, that you have a problem with?

You may just have a problem in general. afro
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12/14/2012 03:45 AM
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I wouldn't go out with a woman at all, and I'm not gay...so... is that the best you got?
pathetic!
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12/14/2012 03:47 AM

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Good luck with that! I watched porn with my significant other...no biggie.

As far as finding a guy that doesn't masturbate...aint gonna happen and if he says he doesn't he's lying.
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12/14/2012 04:07 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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don't worry. there are some of us that don't do either of those things
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5a and lol at 'those things'!! How fucking old are you??
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 04:18 AM
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I like watching I chick getting boned in the ass.
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12/14/2012 04:26 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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the funny thing is you women say things like this then when we try to show you affection you push us away.new flash you dumb bitches,men are hardwired to want your love.if we didnt have the drive to love and fuck you there would be no more people in the world!you women act like your pussy is laced in gold and no one can touch it once we say i do you say i don't.fuck that bullshit then you have the nerve to say shit like that lmao.

ps an even bigger news flash, if it was'nt for whats between your legs and the love you are supposed to give you would be useless.name one thing besides your pussy and giving birth that you can do but we can't?

if it was'nt for a man you women would'nt have shit.i know i know you will claim you are equal this and that,bullshit.you only can do what MAN has made laws on so you can do them.you take our love for you as weakness..lmao how wrong you are.
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 04:27 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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are you that chick on freecams.com,? ooopss i did mean model. Nnaaa... just jokin...... some prominent stars have done porn. angelia jolie etc...
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12/14/2012 04:29 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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the funny thing is you women say things like this then when we try to show you affection you push us away.new flash you dumb bitches,men are hardwired to want your love.if we didnt have the drive to love and fuck you there would be no more people in the world!you women act like your pussy is laced in gold and no one can touch it once we say i do you say i don't.fuck that bullshit then you have the nerve to say shit like that lmao.

ps an even bigger news flash, if it was'nt for whats between your legs and the love you are supposed to give you would be useless.name one thing besides your pussy and giving birth that you can do but we can't?

if it was'nt for a man you women would'nt have shit.i know i know you will claim you are equal this and that,bullshit.you only can do what MAN has made laws on so you can do them.you take our love for you as weakness..lmao how wrong you are.
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whoremoans do what hormones do, hehehe.... i shouldn`t have burbons.
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12/14/2012 07:08 AM

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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


Ahh...I see you're having a little fun putting us on. A woman freaked out by masturbation and porn would never say "fuck", not even in the abbreviation you used. And I've never seen Basic Instinct so I googled it, and it was released in 1992 when I was ten, so maybe you are middle aged or even older, making it unlikely that you would be talking about dating as if you're a young person. Then there's the fact that you seem reasonably articulate, so you're not stupid...how likely is it that at your age you've never had a gynocological exam?

Here's your obituary:

Alice Coward, age 56, passed away on December 14, 2022. The cause of death was reported to be cervical cancer. She is survived by her husband, Lying Coward. They were married ten years.
 Quoting: CuriousMe


^^THIS^^

i did some research yesterday about how often a woman should see the gyno and also the dentist, which you said you don't do, so you'll find this site VERY informative and please, don't bother to thank me it was my pleasure to give you the link...

[link to www.amishrakefight.org]

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/14/2012 07:43 AM
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12/14/2012 07:19 AM
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And I'd never go out with a woman who posts shit like this on the internet.
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12/14/2012 07:25 AM
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Women are inferior to men, and other men are inferior to me.

And I don't watch porn or masturbate (not for a long time already).
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12/14/2012 07:40 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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You are a master troll if you got 10 pages of replies from this already over-debated topic.
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12/14/2012 08:00 AM
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well, lesbians watch porn too.
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12/14/2012 08:02 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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You are a master troll if you got 10 pages of replies from this already over-debated topic.
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Wrong word order dude.
"You are a troll if you got 10 pages of replies from this already over-masterdebated topic."
Fixed.
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12/14/2012 08:30 AM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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You are a master troll if you got 10 pages of replies from this already over-debated topic.
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Wrong word order dude.
"You are a troll if you got 10 pages of replies from this already over-masterdebated topic."
Fixed.
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chuckle
thetrickybigguy
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12/14/2012 08:55 AM

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Masturbation. Is it time ladies for you to also go to a female masturbating class too?

[link to nymag.com]

[link to spiced_chai_latte.com]


OP is way to uptight and frigid so this will get her out of her 'shell'

no porn at the class we'll get to that later....

angryface cruise

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/14/2012 08:57 AM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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good luckcruise
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12/14/2012 09:19 AM
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I quit masturbating when I dumped my fat ugly wife and got a woman who takes care of herself. Now I have sex twice a day.
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That's the most horrible thing I've read on here today. You're an asshole. No spouse is perfect. You failed her, and abandoned her when she needed you the most. Did you not ever truly love her?

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LOL. Then you'll never go out with a man.
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So true
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