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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
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12/13/2012 12:55 PM
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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I was surprised when I was younger.

More girls had stuffed things up there, than I had fathomed trying to put my penis in.

Random objects, food, toothbrush vibrators, shower head stream up high.

WTF!

They become active more and earlier than we do.

Then they just sit there and lie about it while rubbing their pillows as young girls.

DISGUSTING! Liars.
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that's 100% of them

dumbass
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100%? I thought it would only be 97%
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12/13/2012 12:57 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
Stop being a cold barren fish-wife bitch and maybe your boyfriend will reach for your panties instead of astroglide and a roll of paper towels.
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12/13/2012 12:58 PM
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I can just imagine that conversation. Does the door hit them in the ass or do they get out before it closes.

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12/13/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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We think alike
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pedophile?
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12/13/2012 12:59 PM
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This is really funny...........the vitriol exelled herein this post in response to OPs statement. Guys make these abusrd statements daily on this site and no women call them fat and ugly or unworthy of dating due to their appearance.

You guys are too funny in your defense of your sexual pursuits that deviate from what some people practice.

Porn corrupts relationships and degrades those who practice it for the benefit of those who cannot fuflfill themselves without this type of stimulation.

There are entire cultures which have never allowed it and some that have no clue about the exsistance of it.
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that's 100% of them

dumbass
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100%? I thought it would only be 97%
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


I don't think that the celibate monks are going to date you. Besides, climbing up the mountain just for a date would be a real bitch.
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12/13/2012 01:00 PM
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I can just imagine that conversation. Does the door hit them in the ass or do they get out before it closes.
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It does end like that.
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12/13/2012 01:00 PM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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I guess you're into women then?
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12/13/2012 01:00 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


We think alike
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


pedophile?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


What?
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12/13/2012 01:01 PM
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that's 100% of them

dumbass
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100%? I thought it would only be 97%
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


I don't think that the celibate monks are going to date you. Besides, climbing up the mountain just for a date would be a real bitch.
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It would be an adventure grinning
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12/13/2012 01:01 PM
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I think the majority of them have masturbated. So even if you find a guy that says he's NEVER done it before, he's probably done it before. The best thing you can do is try to find one who doesn't watch porn and has rarely masturbated.

To say you will never date a guy who has masturbated basically elimanates your chances of getting married and having children.
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12/13/2012 01:03 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
This is really funny...........the vitriol exelled herein this post in response to OPs statement. Guys make these abusrd statements daily on this site and no women call them fat and ugly or unworthy of dating due to their appearance.

You guys are too funny in your defense of your sexual pursuits that deviate from what some people practice.

Porn corrupts relationships and degrades those who practice it for the benefit of those who cannot fuflfill themselves without this type of stimulation.

There are entire cultures which have never allowed it and some that have no clue about the exsistance of it.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228


They want to drag everyone down to their scummish level.
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
I think the majority of them have masturbated. So even if you find a guy that says he's NEVER done it before, he's probably done it before. The best thing you can do is try to find one who doesn't watch porn and has rarely masturbated.

To say you will never date a guy who has masturbated basically elimanates your chances of getting married and having children.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


As long as they aren't still doing it, it's fine.
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
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You're telling me you never masturbate OP?
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12/13/2012 01:06 PM
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We ALL do.

Guess youll never get a date then, huh sweetie pie?

And if youre man sez he dont, HES LYING.
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12/13/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
Absolutely gross.
angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:07 PM
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The big question: How will you know this, OP?
OK, if you're beautiful and sexy girl then I never watched porn and I want to be your boyfriend! lol
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12/13/2012 01:08 PM
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Rubbing one out increases focus. Sometimes it's hard to read a book or do some other sort of mental activity with carnal desires bubbling in your brain. So if you hurry up and get it over with, you can get back to what you really wanted to do in the first place.
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12/13/2012 01:09 PM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


If you think that Basic Instinct was porn, then you have no concept of what porn is.
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12/13/2012 01:09 PM
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

Thats not porn, tard.
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12/13/2012 01:10 PM
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Don't you??
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/13/2012 01:11 PM
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

Thats not porn, tard.
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Porn: 1. the depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement.
[link to www.merriam-webster.com]
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12/13/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
I think the majority of them have masturbated. So even if you find a guy that says he's NEVER done it before, he's probably done it before. The best thing you can do is try to find one who doesn't watch porn and has rarely masturbated.

To say you will never date a guy who has masturbated basically elimanates your chances of getting married and having children.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


So what about wet dreams does that count for masturbation allso?
If you stop masturbating you will get lots offers in your dreams
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12/13/2012 01:13 PM

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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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We think alike
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Ac 893267 meet ac 1310640

:smiley214:
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12/13/2012 01:13 PM
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
The big question: How will you know this, OP?
OK, if you're beautiful and sexy girl then I never watched porn and I want to be your boyfriend! lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


I only date honest men. So I ask him if does those things, if he says "yes", I don't take things further.
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

Thats not porn, tard.
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Porn: 1. the depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement.
[link to www.merriam-webster.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


Basic Instinct was a movie that told a story. Any erotic behavior was merely a vehicle to tell that story, not the point in and of its self.