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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
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Porn: 1. the depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement

So you dress "porn" with tight pants, or a push up bra.

GREAT.

And when a man is attracted to you sexually, thats considered porn too.

SAD.

Enuff said, you will never find a man to make you happy.

Stick with rug-munching than, cuz we all do the five knuckle shuffle.

Think I may go rub one out now,thinking how disgusted it will make you.
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The big question: How will you know this, OP?
OK, if you're beautiful and sexy girl then I never watched porn and I want to be your boyfriend! lol
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I only date honest men. So I ask him if does those things, if he says "yes", I don't take things further.
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then you have to be a virgin, right?

is that the first thing out of your mouth, do you beat off?

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/13/2012 01:15 PM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Absolutely gross.
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so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
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sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.
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I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone than with some sick pervert.
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PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EVER LASTING LONLINESS
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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We think alike
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pedophile?
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What?
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In honesty you could be a blind amputee, although your describing by your criteria pretty much either a dead man or child with no arms or working eyes
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12/13/2012 01:16 PM
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I think the majority of them have masturbated. So even if you find a guy that says he's NEVER done it before, he's probably done it before. The best thing you can do is try to find one who doesn't watch porn and has rarely masturbated.

To say you will never date a guy who has masturbated basically elimanates your chances of getting married and having children.
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So what about wet dreams does that count for masturbation allso?
If you stop masturbating you will get lots offers in your dreams
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lol
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The big question: How will you know this, OP?
OK, if you're beautiful and sexy girl then I never watched porn and I want to be your boyfriend! lol
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I only date honest men. So I ask him if does those things, if he says "yes", I don't take things further.
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then you have to be a virgin, right?
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No. I dated a man who ticked all the boxes at the time.
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so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.
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then you missed your calling, you should have been a nun....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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I'm sure there are guys out there who don't bate. I hope you find one.

I just feel bad that you'll end up having 30 second sex.

I bate to fuck great!


And porn is a tool, not entertainment.
poyl
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We think alike
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pedophile?
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What?
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In honesty you could be a blind amputee, although your describing by your criteria pretty much either a dead man or child with no arms or working eyes
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wtf
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What if you made the porno with him tho ? banana2
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I'm just here to be entertained.
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if i was op's boyfriend i'd jack off in her lotion bottle ans the next time she used it i'd tell her, lol
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12/13/2012 01:18 PM

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The big question: How will you know this, OP?
OK, if you're beautiful and sexy girl then I never watched porn and I want to be your boyfriend! lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


I only date honest men. So I ask him if does those things, if he says "yes", I don't take things further.
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then you have to be a virgin, right?
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No. I dated a man who ticked all the boxes at the time.
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ticked all the boxes?

never heard that before.

please explain...

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/13/2012 01:20 PM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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I think OP is a religious person, that says e-snuff.

Well I recomend OP to watch the movie " red state" that movie is so in OP lane.
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seriously? You are dumb. I am a female. So many times I didn't want to engage in sex with husband due to exhaustion etc. So much easier for each of us to jerk off at the same time and ensure that we both got satisfied.

Really, how many people have never masturbated? I think it is abnormal NOT to.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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seriously? You are dumb. I am a female. So many times I didn't want to engage in sex with husband due to exhaustion etc. So much easier for each of us to jerk off at the same time and ensure that we both got satisfied.

Really, how many people have never masturbated? I think it is abnormal NOT to.
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well if you are going to do that you might as well knock one off, wouldn't you say?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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if i was op's boyfriend i'd jack off in her lotion bottle ans the next time she used it i'd tell her, lol
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geez, that's f_uking sick!!! anyone who expels their body fluids and puts them where others are in contact with it, needs counselling.

gross!!!
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so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.
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OK..OP chick...you are missing a GOOD time then. No one else knows how to push our erotic climax buttons but ourselves. I am sorry your mom and dad or church did a number on you.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
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We think alike
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pedophile?
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What?
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In honesty you could be a LOOKING FOR A blind amputee, although your describing by your criteria pretty much either a dead man or child with no arms or working eyes
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if i was op's boyfriend i'd jack off in her lotion bottle ans the next time she used it i'd tell her, lol
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geez, that's f_uking sick!!! anyone who expels their body fluids and puts them where others are in contact with it, needs counselling.

gross!!!
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But freakin FUNNY!!!
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12/13/2012 01:24 PM
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


OK..OP chick...you are missing a GOOD time then. No one else knows how to push our erotic climax buttons but ourselves. I am sorry your mom and dad or church did a number on you.
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I love sex. I hate perverts.
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i pity you op. you created a thread born of hate and cynicism and that is what you shall get in return on this thread. instead of focusing on the negative try being more positive.

maybe you are just trolling on here to make others as pissy and miserable as you seem to be based on your topic in this thread. and your thoughts and feelings on the aspects of human sexual behavior are none of my business.
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seriously? You are dumb. I am a female. So many times I didn't want to engage in sex with husband due to exhaustion etc. So much easier for each of us to jerk off at the same time and ensure that we both got satisfied.

Really, how many people have never masturbated? I think it is abnormal NOT to.
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well if you are going to do that you might as well knock one off, wouldn't you say?
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Nope. I climaxed way faster with myself. Less effort too. Acting is exhausting.
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if i was op's boyfriend i'd jack off in her lotion bottle ans the next time she used it i'd tell her, lol
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geez, that's f_uking sick!!! anyone who expels their body fluids and puts them where others are in contact with it, needs counselling.

gross!!!
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Yes! What a sicko.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
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Cheese filled dirty pig.

THATS why you arent getting any, you smell like a fishboat in august.
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i pity you op. you created a thread born of hate and cynicism and that is what you shall get in return on this thread. instead of focusing on the negative try being more positive.

maybe you are just trolling on here to make others as pissy and miserable as you seem to be based on your topic in this thread. and your thoughts and feelings on the aspects of human sexual behavior are none of my business.
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BINGO
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
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are you saying that you have never been to the gyno either?

you are one strange bird....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

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