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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
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seriously? You are dumb. I am a female. So many times I didn't want to engage in sex with husband due to exhaustion etc. So much easier for each of us to jerk off at the same time and ensure that we both got satisfied.

Really, how many people have never masturbated? I think it is abnormal NOT to.
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well if you are going to do that you might as well knock one off, wouldn't you say?
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Nope. I climaxed way faster with myself. Less effort too. Acting is exhausting.
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well i guess you know what rings your bell, right?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
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are you saying that you have never been to the gyno either?

you are one strange bird....
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EXACTLY what she sez, brother.

I bet youd never go near that hole either, huh?

Prolly got a loaf of bread there too.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
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Cheese filled dirty pig.

THATS why you arent getting any, you smell like a fishboat in august.
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Ewww.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


are you saying that you have never been to the gyno either?

you are one strange bird....
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Yuck. I'm only 19 and never needed to go to those places :s.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


Cheese filled dirty pig.

THATS why you arent getting any, you smell like a fishboat in august.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Ewww.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/13/2012 01:31 PM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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You can date me. I don't masturbate or watch porn.

Although please first post pics.
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so i guess you have never masturbated in your life or watched a porno?

WTF would want to hang out with a fucking prude anyways?

next....

cruise
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
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sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.
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you're saying you have NEVER made yourself orgasm? In your entire life? Cause that explains why you are so against it...
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


are you saying that you have never been to the gyno either?

you are one strange bird....
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Yuck. I'm only 19 and never needed to go to those places :s.
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'those places'?

i think you need professional counseling, seriously!
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


Cheese filled dirty pig.

THATS why you arent getting any, you smell like a fishboat in august.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Ewww.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.

And youve never had a pap smear, or a OB GYN appointment, either.

Laguy you were with jerked off MANY times until you gave up the box, and if you think not....you ARE dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


WTF! I would never EVER have some stranger look into my vagina!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


are you saying that you have never been to the gyno either?

you are one strange bird....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


Youre supposed to get regular check ups? You have to get over your fear. An OB is checking to make sure you are healthy, not to check out your parts. Find a female OB if a male one makes you uncomfortable. But get checked out!!!

Do you plan to have kids one day. You do know the OB will spread you wide as an eagle to get the kid out.
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I only watched porn once and that was that disgusting film Basic Instinct.

And of course I never masturbated! WTF!
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sorry but basic instinct was NOT porno and i find it really hard to believe that you have never put your hand between your legs as you were growing up....

come on...
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The only time I put my hands between my legs is when I'm cleaning and drying myself.
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you're saying you have NEVER made yourself orgasm? In your entire life? Cause that explains why you are so against it...
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Yes. Only my past boyfriends have =)
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seriously? You are dumb. I am a female. So many times I didn't want to engage in sex with husband due to exhaustion etc. So much easier for each of us to jerk off at the same time and ensure that we both got satisfied.

Really, how many people have never masturbated? I think it is abnormal NOT to.
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well if you are going to do that you might as well knock one off, wouldn't you say?
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Nope. I climaxed way faster with myself. Less effort too. Acting is exhausting.
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well i guess you know what rings your bell, right?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


DUH. most of us women do. It's innate actually.
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Cheese filled dirty pig.

THATS why you arent getting any, you smell like a fishboat in august.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Ewww.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/13/2012 01:35 PM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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What's funny is OP thinks that her sexually active boyfriends never watched porn or masturbated.

OP is an idiot.
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I just jerked off thinking of your abhorrence to it!!!!
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LOL!
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Cheese filled dirty pig.

THATS why you arent getting any, you smell like a fishboat in august.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Ewww.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


AND...we're done. OP is definitely bored and trolling.
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Ewww.
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is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?
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Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?
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well if you are going to do that you might as well knock one off, wouldn't you say?
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Nope. I climaxed way faster with myself. Less effort too. Acting is exhausting.
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well i guess you know what rings your bell, right?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


DUH. most of us women do. It's innate actually.
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excuse me....DUH.
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Good luck at the Nunnery, of course, there's always lesbianism. I support gay marriage....as long as both chicks are hot!
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is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?
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no i do real estate but i always assumed that a check up was in order at lleast once a year, RIGHT LADIES?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Ewww.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


AND...we're done. OP is definitely bored and trolling.
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Why am I trolling? And aren't you fresh at all times like I am? You sound grossly lazy
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I do feel sorry for the un- educated!!! LOL
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Absolutely gross.
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don't worry. there are some of us that don't do either of those things
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?


Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?


no
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al estate but i always assumed that a check up was in order at llea
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a year, RIGHT LADIES?


Well I don't believe in doctors and vaccines and other stuff.
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Me either ! Sick, sick, sick - it's emotionally cheating. Men know that, deep in their hearts.
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Absolutely gross.
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don't worry. there are some of us that don't do either of those things
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YAY! afro
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parralaxpam, help me out here...

should she or shouldn't she get an annual check up?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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This is one of the greatest threads ever posted.

lmao
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Me either ! Sick, sick, sick - it's emotionally cheating. Men know that, deep in their hearts.
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Seriously. They should work on improving their personalities. Maybe then they will get some on a regular basis tounge

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