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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
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Good luck finding someone who has been neutered...
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Why would I want someone who is neutered?
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so he won't have the urge to watch porn and spank his monkey....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


A man with no self control? No thanks.
rolleyes
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sorry but you are one fucked up woman...

i'm outta here....

later.
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LOL. Then you'll never go out with a man.
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porn does ruin men.
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Going lesbo is a good backup I guess.
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12/13/2012 02:16 PM
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Why would I want someone who is neutered?
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so he won't have the urge to watch porn and spank his monkey....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


A man with no self control? No thanks.
rolleyes
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sorry but you are one fucked up woman...

i'm outta here....

later.
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U mad?

Run along now jerkit
ahole
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Well now I've been on my own for many a year
Seems like I'll never get loved
Got me a hand on this brother of mine
And I'm gonna get me the rub
Turn me the lights down to a purple glow
Put Bessie Smith on the wail
Bring me the five young daughters
And help my ship to set sail

Mother Fist never gets angry
Mother Fist she never gets bored
I don't have to feed her
I just have to need her
She cries give me the word

When I'm downtown in Barcelona
When I'm pissed or when I'm pissed off
Mother Fist just gives me her tender kiss
And some of her sexy stuff
And I lock my door from the inside
Turn my mind to sweet sweet pain
And I wail just like Yma Sumac
Mother Fist she never complains

Mother Fist never gets angry
Mother Fist she never gets bored
I don't have to feed her
I just have to need her
She cries give me the word

Now I don't care if I'm in a prison
In confinement solitary
A soldier lost in the legion
Or a sailor out on the sea
A beggar, thief or a rich man
A gunman mercenary
A one legged crook
An Armenian cook
As long as my mother's with me

Mother Fist never gets angry
Mother Fist she never gets bored
I don't have to feed her
I just have to need her
She cries give me the word
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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you are gonna be as old as the person in that pic by the time you find one that does not...

Last Edited by acegotflows on 12/13/2012 02:18 PM
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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Guess going gay is the new thing now.
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A lot of these guys have no worth (monetary or self worth) so honestly...instead of leeching off society would have been better if they would have just ran down their mother's leg all those years ago.
My magic is both from Source and Soul. I love everything for what it is...a means to an end. I love the fact we are all puzzle pieces to a Grand Master Design.

Oh God, where art though? Why must our souls be shards, is it a dirty trick or lesson or a test?

Our free will is nearly begotten.
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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Guess going gay is the new thing now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28913566


Almost guarantees you at a job as interior decorator or bartender.

ohno 1rof1
My magic is both from Source and Soul. I love everything for what it is...a means to an end. I love the fact we are all puzzle pieces to a Grand Master Design.

Oh God, where art though? Why must our souls be shards, is it a dirty trick or lesson or a test?

Our free will is nearly begotten.
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12/13/2012 02:29 PM

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The handling things yourself is one thing, that one is going to be pretty tough finding a man, unless they are extremely religiously persuaded not to.

All children masturbate, so you wont find one.

But I 100% agree with on the porn.

They are preying on white slave market, runaway sexually abused, and then drug addicted children, and no one with a conscience would ever watch porn.

Or buy girlie magazines.

If they had a conscience and money, they would establish safe homes and try to rescue as many street children and kids, both boys and girls are exploited as they can, and even those who are in the industry as adults.

Every single woman in my family has not only cosmic level conscience, and stands for a free and equal world without money, but is sickened beyond belief by any exploitation and misogyny. And porn is both those things and more.

It pollutes the soul of anyone willingly participating in abuse of women and children via the medium itself.

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I wouldn't stay with anyone who used that language to any woman. The men in our family never did that, and its not acceptable. In fact they would not be allowed to visit either if they continue with language like that.

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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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DIE EVE DIE AND DESCEND BACK INTO THE CEASPOOL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME YOU FOOLISH DEMON WOMAN.
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12/13/2012 02:44 PM
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Seriously. They should work on improving their personalities. Maybe then they will get some on a regular basis tounge
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Sometimes I don't want it from my wife... I want a quick orgasm, so I can go back to doing what I was doing.

Life doesn't revolve around the woman... lol.
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clappa yea know what you mean she always wants to do it forever and sometimes i just wanna bust and get back on glp lol
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12/13/2012 02:47 PM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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Let me guess, this woman caught her boyfriend/husband jerking off to porn. This guy probably turned her down for sex constantly and she could not figure out why. Now she is offended that he would rather pleasure himself than have sex with her so she is trying to act like she is the one rejecting men who look at porn. In reality, she feels very unattractive because her boyfriend/husband likes porn and masterbation more than he enjoys sex with her.
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
These worthless lowlifes...keep rationalizing why they can't get none.

Sometimes I get irritated by them...but right now I'm seriously wondering...because in the case of wealth and worth...there are a bazillion people in the world with the exact same net worth and validity as you...so there's really no reason why you shouldn't have what you need...to have sex with.

If you resort to porn for sex...you are quite, quite low on the food chain...but you already know that.

Last Edited by Natures Wrath on 12/13/2012 02:51 PM
My magic is both from Source and Soul. I love everything for what it is...a means to an end. I love the fact we are all puzzle pieces to a Grand Master Design.

Oh God, where art though? Why must our souls be shards, is it a dirty trick or lesson or a test?

Our free will is nearly begotten.
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12/13/2012 02:53 PM
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A man with no self control? No thanks.
rolleyes
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sorry but you are one fucked up woman...

i'm outta here....

later.
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


U mad?

Run along now jerkit
ahole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29798063


no just disgusted with someone whose cunt stinks and breath as well...

you are one NASTY ass ho, bitch....

stfu
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


Filthy, filthy "man".

lol
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good..
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What is he supposed to do when you are apart for an extended period of time?
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Re: I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.
The handling things yourself is one thing, that one is going to be pretty tough finding a man, unless they are extremely religiously persuaded not to.

All children masturbate, so you wont find one.

But I 100% agree with on the porn.

They are preying on white slave market, runaway sexually abused, and then drug addicted children, and no one with a conscience would ever watch porn.

Or buy girlie magazines.

If they had a conscience and money, they would establish safe homes and try to rescue as many street children and kids, both boys and girls are exploited as they can, and even those who are in the industry as adults.

Every single woman in my family has not only cosmic level conscience, and stands for a free and equal world without money, but is sickened beyond belief by any exploitation and misogyny. And porn is both those things and more.

It pollutes the soul of anyone willingly participating in abuse of women and children via the medium itself.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


What people say in public is usually quite different than what they do in private. Just because the women in your family say they abhor porn doesn't mean they don't induge in it. I am willing to bet that some, if not all, of the women who claim they are against porn in fact watch it regularly. If they didn't watch it then how would they know how "bad" and "disgusting" it is?
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is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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AND...we're done. OP is definitely bored and trolling.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam


Why am I trolling? And aren't you fresh at all times like I am? You sound grossly lazy
angryface
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WTF does being fresh have to do with masturbating and having an aversion to a man who does? You are so a Troll. You are not even a girl. You are a little 15 year old boy with your Vienna Sausage hanging out while you type this ridiculousness.
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These worthless lowlifes...keep rationalizing why they can't get none.

Sometimes I get irritated by them...but right now I'm seriously wondering...because in the case of wealth and worth...there are a bazillion people in the world with the exact same net worth and validity as you...so there's really no reason why you shouldn't have what you need...to have sex with.

If you resort to porn for sex...you are quite, quite low on the food chain...but you already know that.
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


You're even lower because you jerk it to porn and then pretend to be outraged by people who do. You are a closet masterbater!
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What is he supposed to do when you are apart for an extended period of time?
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Read a book? Play Tetris?

Many things.
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These worthless lowlifes...keep rationalizing why they can't get none.

Sometimes I get irritated by them...but right now I'm seriously wondering...because in the case of wealth and worth...there are a bazillion people in the world with the exact same net worth and validity as you...so there's really no reason why you shouldn't have what you need...to have sex with.

If you resort to porn for sex...you are quite, quite low on the food chain...but you already know that.
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


You're even lower because you jerk it to porn and then pretend to be outraged by people who do. You are a closet masterbater!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29687017


Fling dot com. No more need for porn. Ever. =]
My magic is both from Source and Soul. I love everything for what it is...a means to an end. I love the fact we are all puzzle pieces to a Grand Master Design.

Oh God, where art though? Why must our souls be shards, is it a dirty trick or lesson or a test?

Our free will is nearly begotten.
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


AND...we're done. OP is definitely bored and trolling.


Why am I trolling? And aren't you fresh at all times like I am? You soun
 Quoting: ParallaxPam
y lazy
angryface


WTF does being fresh have to do with masturbating and having an aversion to a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267
does? You are so a Troll. You are not even a girl. You are a little 15 year old boy with your Vienna Sausage hanging out while you type this ridiculousness.


lol
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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AND...we're done. OP is definitely bored and trolling.


Why am I trolling? And aren't you fresh at all times like I am? You soun
 Quoting: ParallaxPam
y lazy
angryface


WTF does being fresh have to do with masturbating and having an aversion to a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267
does? You are so a Troll. You are not even a girl. You are a little 15 year old boy with your Vienna Sausage hanging out while you type this ridiculousness.


But why you think imma male? o,O
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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We think alike
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good get a room and stare at each other fully clothed. a match made in heaven.
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These worthless lowlifes...keep rationalizing why they can't get none.

Sometimes I get irritated by them...but right now I'm seriously wondering...because in the case of wealth and worth...there are a bazillion people in the world with the exact same net worth and validity as you...so there's really no reason why you shouldn't have what you need...to have sex with.

If you resort to porn for sex...you are quite, quite low on the food chain...but you already know that.
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


You're even lower because you jerk it to porn and then pretend to be outraged by people who do. You are a closet masterbater!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29687017


Fling dot com. No more need for porn. Ever. =]
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


Nice try. Someone ban this guy for trying to promote a dating website on GLP.
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


We think alike
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good get a room and stare at each other fully clothed. a match made in heaven.
 Quoting: SmuRidley


wtf are you going on abooout?
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I'm with you. I waited for a godly man who does neither. He is the best husband and father I could have ever asked for ^^
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These worthless lowlifes...keep rationalizing why they can't get none.

Sometimes I get irritated by them...but right now I'm seriously wondering...because in the case of wealth and worth...there are a bazillion people in the world with the exact same net worth and validity as you...so there's really no reason why you shouldn't have what you need...to have sex with.

If you resort to porn for sex...you are quite, quite low on the food chain...but you already know that.
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


You're even lower because you jerk it to porn and then pretend to be outraged by people who do. You are a closet masterbater!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29687017


Fling dot com. No more need for porn. Ever. =]
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


Nice try. Someone ban this guy for trying to promote a dating website on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29687017


What? After 2 years in you want to ban me for mentioning a site once? You really that low on the totem pole? God damn.
My magic is both from Source and Soul. I love everything for what it is...a means to an end. I love the fact we are all puzzle pieces to a Grand Master Design.

Oh God, where art though? Why must our souls be shards, is it a dirty trick or lesson or a test?

Our free will is nearly begotten.

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