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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
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Your mother could probably say the same about you, ya arrogant bitch. And sure, your husbands NEVER masturbated, Im calling bs on that one.
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Arrogancy is better than sluttery.
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Wouldnt call thinking that youre better than you are better than being a slut.
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GRAMMAR. DO YOU KNOW IT?
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Says the guy who used all capitals.iamwith
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All men do this, and most women do, too.
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YUCK!
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Want your milk heated up before bed, little one?


And dont worry, the big, bad man didnt actually say that most people masturbate.
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WTF! SICK!
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12/13/2012 03:51 PM
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Clearly this site is full of jack-offs. All the defensiveness over this is good for a laugh.
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12/13/2012 03:53 PM
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God, I can just imagine your introductory conversations with new guys.

Man: "Hi, my name is James. Do you want to go out and get a coffee one day"

You: "Well that depends...do you masturbate or watch porn?"
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The big question: How will you know this, OP?
OK, if you're beautiful and sexy girl then I never watched porn and I want to be your boyfriend! lol
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I only date honest men. So I ask him if does those things, if he says "yes", I don't take things further.
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then you have to be a virgin, right?
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No. I dated a man who ticked all the boxes at the time.
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And I would never date a girl whose prior boyfriends "ticked" all her boxes. Nasty girl..... and you're only 19. What a shame!
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12/13/2012 03:56 PM
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lol, all men masturbate.
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12/13/2012 03:57 PM
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lol, all men masturbate.
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5a
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yea i just had a wank this morning.
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12/13/2012 03:58 PM
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Your mother could probably say the same about you, ya arrogant bitch. And sure, your husbands NEVER masturbated, Im calling bs on that one.
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Arrogancy is better than sluttery.
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Wouldnt call thinking that youre better than you are better than being a slut.
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GRAMMAR. DO YOU KNOW IT?
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I left some apostrophes out but whats wrong with my grammar?
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12/13/2012 04:46 PM
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Clearly this site is full of jack-offs. All the defensiveness over this is good for a laugh.
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Clearly. Thank you captain obvious!
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12/13/2012 05:03 PM
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I'm self-sufficient. Never really needed medical aid.
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Um.....you know I'm trying to understand you, but now you are just gross!!

if you don't see a dentist on a regular basis, your mouth will smell like a swamp next to a sewer. you need to get the calculus scraped off every six months. calculus just builds up even if you floss and brush a 100x a day. i used to be a dental assistant and dreaded when people would come in after years of missing cleaning appt. the smell of calculus build up is horrible. most people that have it don't know they stink.
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and since she doesn't see a dentist on a regular basis you know she doesn't clean her tounge OR floss....

the stench must be absoultely overwhelming....
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Guys, you can have a really clean and fresh mouth without ever seeing the dentist lol. There are heaps on natural remedies online or in books :P
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No, you can't! I used to be a dental assistant. What happens is you get build up called calculus or tartar from saliva and food. even if you brush really well and floss, you still can get this build up. i've seen many patients who don't have a single cavity, yet get this build up like crazy! so regardless if you take really good care of your teeth, the tartar builds up and hardens. It's like rotten material stuck inbetween your teeth and under your gums. it stinks!!!! the only way to get it off is to scale it off with a dental instrument. you need to get your teeth cleaned regulary, depending on how quickly your body builds up the calculus or tartar
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12/13/2012 05:09 PM
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I for one will never date a woman that has ever inserted a foreign object up her cootch or touched herself down there.
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We think alike
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You should hook up.

It'll be a hoot...
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12/13/2012 05:11 PM
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Blunts and British Porn go a long way... YEE HAWW!
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12/13/2012 05:16 PM
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Be careful people... OP is probably little kid.
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12/13/2012 05:18 PM

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OP not sure reading if it was your post where you said you only date 'honest' men and if they say yes you don't go out with them.

I'm sorry but this seems so unrealistic. You can't possibly KNOW if someone is being honest with you or not. I have friends married for years and all of a sudden find out their perfect man is a porn addict. UGH.

Personally, I don't think it's healthy for anyone. Desensitizing. Not to mention all the darkness that industry is connected to. But just saying it takes a long time (maybe a lifetime) to know if someone is truthful or not.

I don't think any one person ever knows everything that is going on with another.

But best of luck. hf
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Is that you Pippa?
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12/13/2012 05:28 PM
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Absolutely gross.
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You better consider lesbianism then
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12/13/2012 05:34 PM
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lol, all men masturbate.
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5a
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yea i just had a wank this morning.
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I had 2 already.All NORMAL men jack off.Its used for stress relief,sleep,and a good rush of natural drugs to the brain.
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12/13/2012 06:33 PM

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sorry but you are one fucked up woman...

i'm outta here....

later.
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U mad?

Run along now jerkit
ahole


no just disgusted with someone whose cunt stinks and breath as well...

you are one NASTY ass ho, bitch....

stfu


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filthy "man".

lol


skull_fing cruise
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Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/13/2012 06:38 PM
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so you're dating women, then?
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12/13/2012 06:46 PM
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Correction, nobody would go out with a woman who demonizes masturbation so now you have to make this post to justify your lack of dates to yourself.


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You better take good care of your hand then.
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I don't even need hands.
Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
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12/13/2012 06:58 PM
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It's not the masterbation, it's the porn use that gets a lot of women upset

Imagine your woman jerking to an 8 inch fucking stud every night

I don't have anything against porn, it's that you guys act like you can't live without it and can't understand hy it would bother your woman. Try reversing the roles and you might get it.
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Whoever wrote this for karma:

Fuck you up your stank ass nasty fucking cunt....

will be answering to me personally on the other side for their ugly violent abusive language and for sending negative energy my way.

You are building up an enormous TAB for when you leave your life.

Have a good one and take care!
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12/13/2012 07:25 PM
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Absolutely gross.
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I'm a 25 years old monk and I never watched porn or masturbated in my life. I reject sexuality and girls and I only want to Ascend back to Heaven by daily prayer. (8 hours a day + hard work)

I believe girls and women are unpure not letting the
males Ascend.
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You can't ascend if you hate half the world's population. Be at peace with your sexuality and the sexuality of others. Highly evolved beings have learned to love beyond the physical body and the ego. It takes many lifetimes to achieve this.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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12/13/2012 09:01 PM
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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you ever thought about the reason he does it might be you would not go out with him in the first place you dumb girl!

skull_fing
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I have a ever growing heard of Cats, and trust me I go out with pullers...

:YODA!:rofl
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12/13/2012 09:14 PM
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yeah pretty much says that "I fing crazy" when a woman says that, unless she is a nymph ; then he just might not masturbate/watch porn.
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Absolutely gross.
angryface
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Compared to the things he wants to do to you?

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