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Serious.
If you have a problem, post it, and we will fix it.
Guaranteed!!
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Ok, need a jobby....

Lets's see if this works.....
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12/13/2012 01:10 PM
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Yes, I need a good job as well
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i need a money to go back to my home
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12/13/2012 01:12 PM
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Yeah,me too,a good job or a promotionbearedbearedbeared
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My problem is I dont have a cattle ranch.
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Serious.
If you have a problem, post it, and we will fix it.
Guaranteed!!
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I have been targeted for harassment by people I cannot reasonably get to. Someone may be setting me up for murder.
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My problem is that I haven't won the Oregon Megabucks jackpot yet.
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Thats a bit of a complicated one, what are you guys qualifications? What seems to be the problem with finding jobs?
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My problem is that I haven't won the Oregon Megabucks jackpot yet.
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Check out the website, the local state lottery posts how often the numbers are drawn. Look up stategies online.
I am mainly focused on problems that don't also involve luck.
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12/13/2012 01:15 PM
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Mine is construction, 25 years exp. but economy is bad and no one is building
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12/13/2012 01:17 PM
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I am having trouble trying to figure out what God wants from me. How can you help me with my problem?
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12/13/2012 01:33 PM
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Okay, I have something wrong with my health that causes me to feel extremely lethargic and have pain all the time. Most likely it is CFS or Fibromyalgia, but giving it a name doesn't help. Doctors can't find anything to help me either. I've exhausted all options, including alternative medicine. I can't work because of the pain and exhaustion so my wife is having to work to pay the bills.

How can you help fix it? If you really did have an answer, I'd love to hear it.
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12/13/2012 01:37 PM
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Okay, I have something wrong with my health that causes me to feel extremely lethargic and have pain all the time. Most likely it is CFS or Fibromyalgia, but giving it a name doesn't help. Doctors can't find anything to help me either. I've exhausted all options, including alternative medicine. I can't work because of the pain and exhaustion so my wife is having to work to pay the bills.

How can you help fix it? If you really did have an answer, I'd love to hear it.
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I'm guessing anxiety/food allergies. This is causing your body to constantly spend energy, wearing you out. Also, you may have a few nutrient deficencies as a result.
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12/13/2012 01:39 PM
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I need help focusing more on my friends and spiritual studies than on myself
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12/13/2012 01:42 PM
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543869 x 4772662 = ?
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my problem is the future ...
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12/13/2012 01:58 PM
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My problem is : I was born in this stupid century.
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I have a problem with posters that quote outrageously long replies, again and again.

It gets to the point where a whole page consists of 4 replies, but its the same GIANT quote over and over, with 2 new words in it.

FIX IT OPIE.
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Okay, I have something wrong with my health that causes me to feel extremely lethargic and have pain all the time. Most likely it is CFS or Fibromyalgia, but giving it a name doesn't help. Doctors can't find anything to help me either. I've exhausted all options, including alternative medicine. I can't work because of the pain and exhaustion so my wife is having to work to pay the bills.

How can you help fix it? If you really did have an answer, I'd love to hear it.
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Poke Smot
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Okay, I have something wrong with my health that causes me to feel extremely lethargic and have pain all the time. Most likely it is CFS or Fibromyalgia, but giving it a name doesn't help. Doctors can't find anything to help me either. I've exhausted all options, including alternative medicine. I can't work because of the pain and exhaustion so my wife is having to work to pay the bills.

How can you help fix it? If you really did have an answer, I'd love to hear it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25781251


I'm guessing anxiety/food allergies. This is causing your body to constantly spend energy, wearing you out. Also, you may have a few nutrient deficencies as a result.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29150324


Try switching to an all organic diet and see how that helps. You may just be amazed.
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12/13/2012 02:04 PM
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The LORD has spoken to me. He said He is to be called LORD or The LORD, and that I need to bring people to Him.


Any advice on the best way? Obviously I don't want to preach to the choir, but on the other hand, feeding homeless people and telling them I used to be down and out too does not seem to be the way either, when I tried.

So now I am waiting to come across the right people with whom I can illustrate my proof that A) The LORD exists B) You have free will C) wages of Sin is Death, etc etc.

Any insight?
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543869 x 4772662 = ?
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2595702909278
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What's the best way to get poo stains out of silk curtains ?
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My problem is I was injured three years ago,making me unable to work.I have been refused help at every clinic and hospital.I have applied for disablity,but that is a joke.Even though two doctors have said I need surgery and am disabled and in a lot of pain.Not one of them will help me.I am a 49 year old white man,and get treated like shit by the people that are paid to help me.There solve my problem.This whole ordeal has made me homeless.
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I need a job.
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Okay, I have something wrong with my health that causes me to feel extremely lethargic and have pain all the time. Most likely it is CFS or Fibromyalgia, but giving it a name doesn't help. Doctors can't find anything to help me either. I've exhausted all options, including alternative medicine. I can't work because of the pain and exhaustion so my wife is having to work to pay the bills.

How can you help fix it? If you really did have an answer, I'd love to hear it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25781251



You need to read this thread. Boron isn't just for arthritis, it seems to help autoimmune type disorders.

Thread: The Borax Conspiracy How the Arthritis Cure has been Stopped Walter Last
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I am having trouble trying to figure out what God wants from me. How can you help me with my problem?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29106433


You must pray, when you get an idea, or an overwhelming feeling you will know that is what you are to do.
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I have a problem with posters that quote outrageously long replies, again and again.

It gets to the point where a whole page consists of 4 replies, but its the same GIANT quote over and over, with 2 new words in it.

FIX IT OPIE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Well?
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I have a problem with posters that quote outrageously long replies, again and again.

It gets to the point where a whole page consists of 4 replies, but its the same GIANT quote over and over, with 2 new words in it.

FIX IT OPIE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Well?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127694


Well?
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My problem is I dont have a cattle ranch.
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Then you must pruchase one. I would try t become a ranch hand first, so you'll have experrience at it.
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