Finally. A "create your own disease" engine... with instructions on how to use your new disease to get filthy rich:

[link to www.naturalnews.com]

I'll bet a lot of GLP doomers will appreciate this one, which is basically "getting off on doom" (don't worry, I have an expensive new drug in the works that will treat your symptoms for 12 hours per pill).

Dysphoric Erectile Phobia Syndrome (DEPS)

DEPS is primarily characterized by the presence of sub-euphoric mental symptoms correlating with the unexpected and unplanned stimulation of sexual organs during fearful episodes.