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Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:54 PM
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Describe yourself....
Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
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12/13/2012 02:02 PM
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Kiss my ass...
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12/13/2012 02:03 PM
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12/13/2012 02:04 PM
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Kiss my ass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3233303

kks6
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12/13/2012 02:04 PM
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I'm a complete loser, no one respects me, no one even acknowledges me.
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12/13/2012 02:04 PM
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Naked under the covers.

That is all.
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you sound cute, need a pic hf
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Kiss my ass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3233303

:kks6:
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Theyre cute.
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12/13/2012 02:07 PM
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I'm a complete loser, no one respects me, no one even acknowledges me.
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kks21
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12/13/2012 02:08 PM
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Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26448516


This is a conspiracy site, most people who come here are too paranoid to describe themselves online.

As for me...

I am a 51 yr old ex high school chemistry teacher. I was diagnosed with cancer and to cover my bills and not burden my family I started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure, best in the world.

I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business.
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12/13/2012 02:09 PM
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Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26448516


This is a conspiracy site, most people who come here are too paranoid to describe themselves online.

As for me...

I am a 51 yr old ex high school chemistry teacher. I was diagnosed with cancer and to cover my bills and not burden my family I started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure, best in the world.

I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business.
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure laugh
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12/13/2012 02:13 PM
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Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26448516


This is a conspiracy site, most people who come here are too paranoid to describe themselves online.

As for me...

I am a 51 yr old ex high school chemistry teacher. I was diagnosed with cancer and to cover my bills and not burden my family I started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure, best in the world.

I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business.
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


Best effing show on TV!!!!rockon
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12/13/2012 02:14 PM
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I'm 3 feet tall, wall-eyed, and have a hunchback.

One leg is shorter then the other, so I walk in circles all the time.

I have a dreadlock skullet and a Fu Manchu 'stache, I can easily be identified by my beanie hat with the rainbow propeller and my Hello Kitty suspenders holding up my corduroy bell-bottoms.
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12/13/2012 02:17 PM
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Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26448516


This is a conspiracy site, most people who come here are too paranoid to describe themselves online.

As for me...

I am a 51 yr old ex high school chemistry teacher. I was diagnosed with cancer and to cover my bills and not burden my family I started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure, best in the world.

I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business.
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


Best effing show on TV!!!!rockon
 Quoting: FamilyFirst


I don't know what you're talking about. I was describing myself...
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I'm 3 feet tall, wall-eyed, and have a hunchback.

One leg is shorter then the other, so I walk in circles all the time.

I have a dreadlock skullet and a Fu Manchu 'stache, I can easily be identified by my beanie hat with the rainbow propeller and my Hello Kitty suspenders holding up my corduroy bell-bottoms.
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That's an image I wont easily be able to get out of my head.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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12/13/2012 02:18 PM

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Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26448516


This is a conspiracy site, most people who come here are too paranoid to describe themselves online.

As for me...

I am a 51 yr old ex high school chemistry teacher. I was diagnosed with cancer and to cover my bills and not burden my family I started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure, best in the world.

I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business.
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


1rof1
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/13/2012 02:20 PM
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Re: Describe yourself....
I am hot

natural strawberry blonde hair; green eyes; double ds

size 6


smart

and not a sheep
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12/13/2012 02:22 PM
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I am hot

natural strawberry blonde hair; green eyes; double ds

size 6


smart

and not a sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29134382


probably TOO aware chuckle
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12/13/2012 02:23 PM
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My avatar is really me......Can you see who I am. Even with the santa hat ;)
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12/13/2012 02:26 PM
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*points to the pic*

5' 10 and curvy

Married to my best friend for 17 years

mom to the funniest person i've ever known

Redneck-i love my truck and Budweiser

hippy-make love not war, ya'll

awake and aware

tomato-tard
Tomato-tard
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12/13/2012 02:29 PM
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6 foot 3, muscular, blond hair, blue eyes. I like sports, cooking, candlelit dinners, romantic movies, and I let the lady ride.

Oh, I'm also a compulsive liar.
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12/13/2012 02:32 PM

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I'm 12 ft 9 and I like to sleep.

Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 12/13/2012 02:33 PM
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/13/2012 02:36 PM
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I'm 12'9" and I like to sleep.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're 5'4 330lbs. You tend to spend most of your time in the comfort of your apartment/basement.

You enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft. Your mom still lays out your clothes for the day, makes your meals, and pays your bills.

You work 10 hours a week filling out surveys online.


1rof1

Last Edited by *Evan on 12/13/2012 02:36 PM
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12/13/2012 03:23 PM
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"I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business".

Science, Bitch.
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12/13/2012 03:33 PM
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I'm a thoughtless,tactless,selfish coldfish bastard....at least that's what my friends tell me.
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12/13/2012 03:37 PM

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I'm 12'9" and I like to sleep.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're 5'4 330lbs. You tend to spend most of your time in the comfort of your apartment/basement.

You enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft. Your mom still lays out your clothes for the day, makes your meals, and pays your bills.

You work 10 hours a week filling out surveys online.


1rof1
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


Most of that is right, however I only work 5 hours a week filling out surveys online.

chuckle
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/13/2012 03:40 PM
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I'm 12'9" and I like to sleep.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're 5'4 330lbs. You tend to spend most of your time in the comfort of your apartment/basement.

You enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft. Your mom still lays out your clothes for the day, makes your meals, and pays your bills.

You work 10 hours a week filling out surveys online.


1rof1
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


hey now....nothin wrong with WoW don't judge me! lol

I am a 5'7 athletic girl age 25-35...and yes I am a nerd who plays world of warcraft lol

alliance!!!

Last Edited by M.A.G.E on 12/13/2012 03:41 PM
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Go on describe yourself , height/hair colour/sex/ you get the gist.....be interesting I think to paint a picture of everyone as we dont have pics.....

Me , I m 5ft 6 , slim build with blue eyes and light brown hair which is cut shortish(hairdresser messed up!!!!) , I use make up and like to dress well , I m at home in a wine bar or a spit and sawdust bar , can converse with most people and am not bad for my age(48)....oh and I m female !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26448516


I'm 27 years old, a female, about 5'5", 135 pounds or so, curvy build. Very long black hair, dark brown eyes, tan skin. I'm Persian / Iranian. I like dressing nice too, and shopping. I've been a student, a bartender, a real estate agent, and now I'm a "drug dealer" (I sell weed) and I'm back in school. I have a 2 bedroom apartment and I foster cats and volunteer with cat organizations in my area. I have been seeing the same man for the past 8 years and we recently broke up but the breakup didn't really stick and we still maintain pretty much the same relationship. I like to travel, even if it's just on a roadtrip.
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I'm 12'9" and I like to sleep.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're 5'4 330lbs. You tend to spend most of your time in the comfort of your apartment/basement.

You enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft. Your mom still lays out your clothes for the day, makes your meals, and pays your bills.

You work 10 hours a week filling out surveys online.


1rof1
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


hey now....nothin wrong with WoW don't judge me! lol

I am a 5'7 athletic girl age 25-35...and yes I am a nerd who plays world of warcraft lol

alliance!!!
 Quoting: GooliaJulia


I wont judge you. I only judge SG...

1rof1
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I'm 12'9" and I like to sleep.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're 5'4 330lbs. You tend to spend most of your time in the comfort of your apartment/basement.

You enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft. Your mom still lays out your clothes for the day, makes your meals, and pays your bills.

You work 10 hours a week filling out surveys online.


1rof1
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


Most of that is right, however I only work 5 hours a week filling out surveys online.

chuckle
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


lol

cheers

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