Describe yourself....

Kiss my ass...

Average

I'm a complete loser, no one respects me, no one even acknowledges me.

Naked under the covers.

That is all.

you sound cute, need a pic

Theyre cute.

This is a conspiracy site, most people who come here are too paranoid to describe themselves online.

As for me...

I am a 51 yr old ex high school chemistry teacher. I was diagnosed with cancer and to cover my bills and not burden my family I started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure, best in the world.

I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business.

started cooking and selling blue meth. It's 99.1% pure

Best effing show on TV!!!!

I'm 3 feet tall, wall-eyed, and have a hunchback.

One leg is shorter then the other, so I walk in circles all the time.

I have a dreadlock skullet and a Fu Manchu 'stache, I can easily be identified by my beanie hat with the rainbow propeller and my Hello Kitty suspenders holding up my corduroy bell-bottoms.

I don't know what you're talking about. I was describing myself...

That's an image I wont easily be able to get out of my head.

I am hot

natural strawberry blonde hair; green eyes; double ds

size 6


smart

and not a sheep

probably TOO aware

My avatar is really me......Can you see who I am. Even with the santa hat ;)

*points to the pic*

5' 10 and curvy

Married to my best friend for 17 years

mom to the funniest person i've ever known

Redneck-i love my truck and Budweiser

hippy-make love not war, ya'll

awake and aware

tomato-tard

6 foot 3, muscular, blond hair, blue eyes. I like sports, cooking, candlelit dinners, romantic movies, and I let the lady ride.

Oh, I'm also a compulsive liar.

I'm 12 ft 9 and I like to sleep.

Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 12/13/2012 02:33 PM

You're 5'4 330lbs. You tend to spend most of your time in the comfort of your apartment/basement.

You enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft. Your mom still lays out your clothes for the day, makes your meals, and pays your bills.

You work 10 hours a week filling out surveys online.




Last Edited by *Evan on 12/13/2012 02:36 PM

"I have a little buddy named Jesse, but he has recently gotten out of the business".

Science, Bitch.

I'm a thoughtless,tactless,selfish coldfish bastard....at least that's what my friends tell me.

Most of that is right, however I only work 5 hours a week filling out surveys online.

hey now....nothin wrong with WoW don't judge me! lol

I am a 5'7 athletic girl age 25-35...and yes I am a nerd who plays world of warcraft lol

alliance!!!

Last Edited by Hapablab on 12/13/2012 03:41 PM

I'm 27 years old, a female, about 5'5", 135 pounds or so, curvy build. Very long black hair, dark brown eyes, tan skin. I'm Persian / Iranian. I like dressing nice too, and shopping. I've been a student, a bartender, a real estate agent, and now I'm a "drug dealer" (I sell weed) and I'm back in school. I have a 2 bedroom apartment and I foster cats and volunteer with cat organizations in my area. I have been seeing the same man for the past 8 years and we recently broke up but the breakup didn't really stick and we still maintain pretty much the same relationship. I like to travel, even if it's just on a roadtrip.

I wont judge you. I only judge SG...

lol