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People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.

 
Michael Langley
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People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness.

Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure.

Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being.

I smell wonderful just the way I am.

u2efine
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LOL!! Bathing constantly dries out your skin too.
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I HAVE to shower every morning before work because I workout first thing in the morn.
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Although OP is clearly a Troll he has a point.

Over bathing is very bad for the skin and scalp and can weaken the immune system.

That's why I use: Dr Bronner's Magic All in One Soap. It's all natural, easy on the skin, has a peppermint tingle, and comes complete with a crazy rant on God crammed into the margins of the label. It's the perfect conspiracy nuts go-to-soap of choice: [link to www.drbronner.com]
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My girlfriend can resist the smell of my underarms. She tries to complain about it because of her programming but it turns her on like crazy. It must be all the pheremones.
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My girlfriend can resist the smell of my underarms. She tries to complain about it because of her programming but it turns her on like crazy. It must be all the pheremones.
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This post makes me glad I cannot smell through the computer.
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I bathe cause i have allergies
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over bathing is one of the leading causes of allergies
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People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness.

Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure.

Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being.

I smell wonderful just the way I am.

u2efine
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you need to hang out with this nasty bitch cause ya both stink...1rof1

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I'm in the 'once a week is more than enough' school of thought as well. This is not for philosophical reasons, it's because I'm a lazy bastard.
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Although OP is clearly a Troll he has a point.

Over bathing is very bad for the skin and scalp and can weaken the immune system.

That's why I use: Dr Bronner's Magic All in One Soap. It's all natural, easy on the skin, has a peppermint tingle, and comes complete with a crazy rant on God crammed into the margins of the label. It's the perfect conspiracy nuts go-to-soap of choice: [link to www.drbronner.com]
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This response is almost too perfect to the OP's rant.

I feel like i just watched a commercial!
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i love my shower. back off.
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I'm in the 'once a week is more than enough' school of thought as well. This is not for philosophical reasons, it's because I'm a lazy bastard.
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and i bet your ass itches and burns all the time let alone the stench...

makes my skin crawl to think about that.
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Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Re: People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
what to do when you have long hair? how not to wash it only once a week? plus, when you have a job, you need to smell good and have upkept hygiene. boss and co workers might have a problem if your stiking up the the whole place. Plus, I just feel nasty and gross with oily skin and hair. how can you stand it?
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My Wife's Sister(different Fathers) smells like a combination of onion, garlic & something akin to saurkraut(?sp) & it's only made worse by perfumes because all it does is make her smell like onions, garlic, saurkraut & perfume. She gets it from her Father, poor thing. My Mother in Law said something to me one time that I still, to this day have trouble wrapping my mind around. She said she cannot stand the way her Husband smells. How on earth do you become romanticly involved with someone that you can't stand the smell of?! Love conquers many things(call me shallow I guess) but that one I do NOT get. *shrug*
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your insane everbody showers everyday or every other day
People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness.

Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure.

Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being.

I smell wonderful just the way I am.

u2efine
 Quoting: Michael Langley 28385893
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Re: People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
im with you OP, the water is poisoned and our skin is the largest organ. We are still having to process all the chlorine and otherwise. Not to mention breathing in the vaporized water while in the shower. Antiperspirant? Full of powdered alumina which blocks the very pores trying t rid your body of toxins. I mean yeah, you can cover it up. I use a salt block to try and kill the bacteria sometimes when the wife complains, but for real. I think you are healthier if you shower less.
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I bathe daily when Im actually dirty, which is most of the time but over the weekends I'll skip a day, thinking about skipping a day today too. Probably good for the body to give it a break from the soaps sometimes, especially my hair which can get all dull and dry from the shampooing, even from just water washing. Though would rather not have the natural goat smell so dont go for longer than a day.
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Are you the same guy who wears his underwear for 2 weeks?hf
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Re: People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
$I_smell_like_crap = wake_up();
if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) {
$present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff();
if ($present_smell != "awful" ) {
exit();
}
$present_smell = check_smell_myself();
if ($present_smell != "awful") {
exit();
}
$exit_status = go_wash(SOAP);
}

//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set
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Depends on what your doing through-out the day if ya ask me,not doing much then dont need it but daily washing on the bottom has ta happen...baby-wipes does the trick.

All the folks sucking in all the heated chemicals coming from the shower...good luck with that...LOL
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12/13/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
Although OP is clearly a Troll he has a point.

Over bathing is very bad for the skin and scalp and can weaken the immune system.

That's why I use: Dr Bronner's Magic All in One Soap. It's all natural, easy on the skin, has a peppermint tingle, and comes complete with a crazy rant on God crammed into the margins of the label. It's the perfect conspiracy nuts go-to-soap of choice: [link to www.drbronner.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675

Hey, I'd rather be a troll than a shill. Although I have to agree with you on the Bonner's soap, it's excellent, and the bottle's label is a true beatnik christian psychedelic freakout.

Also, I'm not really trolling, I actually believe what I'm saying here, because I live it, it's my life and I'm welcome to it. I'm half skunk, I know it, the world knows it, too. So why does the world want to change me? I don't want to change the world, the world is warped and frustrated, welcome to it, but I'll stick with being a mature and reasonable human being, at one with all of my human aromas and imperfections. Do I seek to change the world? No, because the world's idiocy is a compliment to my life, it provides the basis whereby stupidity and chaos can be gauged in this world, since that's what rules in this world, big dummies with connections and nothing else. Bite me, world.
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that code dosent work in my compiler[ quote:Anonymous Coward 24011342:MV8yMDc5ODAwXzM1MDE4Mjg4XzM4NDkzMDY2]
$I_smell_like_crap = wake_up();
if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) {
$present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff();
if ($present_smell != "awful" ) {
exit();
}
$present_smell = check_smell_myself();
if ($present_smell != "awful") {
exit();
}
$exit_status = go_wash(SOAP);
}

//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set
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go_wash(SOAP); LOL ROFL
$I_smell_like_crap = wake_up();
if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) {
$present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff();
if ($present_smell != "awful" ) {
exit();
}
$present_smell = check_smell_myself();
if ($present_smell != "awful") {
exit();
}
$exit_status = go_wash(SOAP);
}

//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set
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Oh gross, shower every day or you stink.
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that code dosent work in my compiler[ quote:Anonymous Coward 24011342:MV8yMDc5ODAwXzM1MDE4Mjg4XzM4NDkzMDY2]
$I_smell_like_crap = wake_up();
if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) {
$present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff();
if ($present_smell != "awful" ) {
exit();
}
$present_smell = check_smell_myself();
if ($present_smell != "awful") {
exit();
}
$exit_status = go_wash(SOAP);
}

//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set
 Quoting: 742883



LOL! You need to get the new libraries...isn't that always the case! :-)
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Re: People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
your insane everbody showers everyday or every other day
People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness.

Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure.

Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being.

I smell wonderful just the way I am.

u2efine
 Quoting: Michael Langley 28385893

 Quoting: 742883


Everybody? Tell that to the kid I went to school with that could smell up an entire room, not everyone bathes everyday or every other day.
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"//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol
$I_smell_like_crap = wake_up();
if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) {
$present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff();
if ($present_smell != "awful" ) {
exit();
}
$present_smell = check_smell_myself();
if ($present_smell != "awful") {
exit();
}
$exit_status = go_wash(SOAP);
}

//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342
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Re: People who bathe daily are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions.
Although OP is clearly a Troll he has a point.

Over bathing is very bad for the skin and scalp and can weaken the immune system.

That's why I use: Dr Bronner's Magic All in One Soap. It's all natural, easy on the skin, has a peppermint tingle, and comes complete with a crazy rant on God crammed into the margins of the label. It's the perfect conspiracy nuts go-to-soap of choice: [link to www.drbronner.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675

Hey, I'd rather be a troll than a shill. Although I have to agree with you on the Bonner's soap, it's excellent, and the bottle's label is a true beatnik christian psychedelic freakout.

Also, I'm not really trolling, I actually believe what I'm saying here, because I live it, it's my life and I'm welcome to it. I'm half skunk, I know it, the world knows it, too. So why does the world want to change me? I don't want to change the world, the world is warped and frustrated, welcome to it, but I'll stick with being a mature and reasonable human being, at one with all of my human aromas and imperfections. Do I seek to change the world? No, because the world's idiocy is a compliment to my life, it provides the basis whereby stupidity and chaos can be gauged in this world, since that's what rules in this world, big dummies with connections and nothing else. Bite me, world.
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clappa
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Last Edited by 742883 on 12/13/2012 03:22 PM

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