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742883 User ID: 13025083  United States12/13/2012 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 United States12/13/2012 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set What code snippet doesn't need some meaningless comment ;-) It was just for those who wondered about the "SOAP" being passed to go_wash() |
| 742883 User ID: 13025083 United States12/13/2012 03:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have no idea what this guys talking abotlol "//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set |
| 742883 User ID: 13025083 United States12/13/2012 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ohh okay now I understand "//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set What code snippet doesn't need some meaningless comment ;-) It was just for those who wondered about the "SOAP" being passed to go_wash() Last Edited by 742883 on 12/13/2012 03:24 PM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 United States12/13/2012 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have no idea what this guys talking abotlol Quoting: 742883 "//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set I just figured it would be pretty funny to fake like some nerd had a computer program to see if he should bathe today or not. Actually! I once read about some kids who got too much into computer programming...and it controlled their lives...they would think in terms of BASIC programming...both sad and funny at the same time ;-) |
| Carol B. User ID: 21050000 United States12/13/2012 03:26 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness. Quoting: Michael Langley 28385893 Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure. Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being. I smell wonderful just the way I am.   |
| 742883 User ID: 13025083 United States12/13/2012 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | okay yeah I found the error when i tried compiling this and when i got it to work the computer magicaly turned into a real girlfriend, amazing work that code dosent work in my compiler[ quote:Anonymous Coward 24011342:MV8yMDc5ODAwXzM1MDE4Mjg4XzM4NDkzMDY2] Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26548545 United States12/13/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I used to shower every day, not anymore. op is right. dr bronners is the only soap i will use when i do shower. i know everyone may think i smell or its gross, i believe the opposite. if you stop showering yes you will smell for about a month or so,then things change. dont tell me im used to the smell, im not. cant explain it, its like youre skin and hair detox or something over a month. last shower i had was before doing firewood, i sweated and i smelled, my clothes got wet with moisture from sweat and stank. if i didnt shower that wouldnt of happened, i do firewood daily, so i know. my hair is wonderful now, my skin is soft. hey i bet if i showered my siberian huskies everyday they would smell, and i bet their hair wouldnt be waterproof anymore either, and would probably fall out. my opinion most soaps shampoos are poison that rob natural oils of the skin and hair, if anyone takes any advice from this thread i would say try bronners, its amazing. get rid of youre alcahol shampoos that strip youre hair and skin , and ask youreself why healthy dogs that eat healthy food smell so good. my dogs eat mackerel,salmon, and origen dog food fron canada. they smell so fresh, hair etc amazing. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 United States12/13/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | okay yeah I found the error when i tried compiling this and when i got it to work the computer magicaly turned into a real girlfriend, amazing work Quoting: 742883 that code dosent work in my compiler[ quote:Anonymous Coward 24011342:MV8yMDc5ODAwXzM1MDE4Mjg4XzM4NDkzMDY2] Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set LOL! It is experimental code...so, if she goes berserk...it is under GPL...with no expressed warranty ;-) |
| 742883 User ID: 13025083 United States12/13/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no the program works quit well thanks for shareing, i might have added an "every_day" constanet but you know, what can you do I have no idea what this guys talking abotlol Quoting: 742883 "//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set I just figured it would be pretty funny to fake like some nerd had a computer program to see if he should bathe today or not. Actually! I once read about some kids who got too much into computer programming...and it controlled their lives...they would think in terms of BASIC programming...both sad and funny at the same time ;-) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 801546 United States12/13/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't use anti-persperant and havent for about 10 years. Maybe longer, I can't remember. I use regular deodorant. When shopping for deodorant, it should say JUST that. Anti-Persperant clogs the pours, and is very bad for you. |
| 742883 User ID: 13025083 United States12/13/2012 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hahaha okay yeah I found the error when i tried compiling this and when i got it to work the computer magicaly turned into a real girlfriend, amazing work Quoting: 742883 that code dosent work in my compiler[ quote:Anonymous Coward 24011342:MV8yMDc5ODAwXzM1MDE4Mjg4XzM4NDkzMDY2] Quoting: 742883 $I_smell_like_crap = wake_up(); if ( $I_smell_like_crap == "begin" ) { $present_smell = have_girlfriend_give_a_sniff(); if ($present_smell != "awful" ) { exit(); } $present_smell = check_smell_myself(); if ($present_smell != "awful") { exit(); } $exit_status = go_wash(SOAP); } //of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set LOL! It is experimental code...so, if she goes berserk...it is under GPL...with no expressed warranty ;-) |
| JimBomB User ID: 29802654 United States12/13/2012 03:30 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY WORK and dont live in mommys basement at 35 and, need a shower every day.  Self delusion can be a grand thing! MitakuyeOyasin! TPTB ARE THE MACHINE [link to youtu.be] [link to youtu.be] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 United States12/13/2012 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no the program works quit well thanks for shareing, i might have added an "every_day" constanet but you know, what can you do Quoting: 742883 I have no idea what this guys talking abotlol Quoting: 742883 "//of course this code snippet assumes functions are in place and that a hard constant (SOAP) has been set" what was that about lol... Quoting: 742883 I just figured it would be pretty funny to fake like some nerd had a computer program to see if he should bathe today or not. Actually! I once read about some kids who got too much into computer programming...and it controlled their lives...they would think in terms of BASIC programming...both sad and funny at the same time ;-) LOL....I sure hope every_day doesn't break the code! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29710803  United Kingdom12/13/2012 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Although OP is clearly a Troll he has a point. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675 Over bathing is very bad for the skin and scalp and can weaken the immune system. That's why I use: Dr Bronner's Magic All in One Soap. It's all natural, easy on the skin, has a peppermint tingle, and comes complete with a crazy rant on God crammed into the margins of the label. It's the perfect conspiracy nuts go-to-soap of choice: [link to www.drbronner.com] Hey, I'd rather be a troll than a shill. Although I have to agree with you on the Bonner's soap, it's excellent, and the bottle's label is a true beatnik christian psychedelic freakout. Also, I'm not really trolling, I actually believe what I'm saying here, because I live it, it's my life and I'm welcome to it. I'm half skunk, I know it, the world knows it, too. So why does the world want to change me? I don't want to change the world, the world is warped and frustrated, welcome to it, but I'll stick with being a mature and reasonable human being, at one with all of my human aromas and imperfections. Do I seek to change the world? No, because the world's idiocy is a compliment to my life, it provides the basis whereby stupidity and chaos can be gauged in this world, since that's what rules in this world, big dummies with connections and nothing else. Bite me, world.  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24537507 United States12/13/2012 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You nasty bastards need to fucking shower! I hit the shower 2-3 times a day. How can you crawl into bed with an unclean body? There is no way. bathing is a luxury and a pleasure.makes you feel good and cost very little. Why not do it more often? |
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| 071676 User ID: 28709102 United States12/13/2012 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness. Quoting: Michael Langley 28385893 Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure. Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being. I smell wonderful just the way I am. One hundred years ago, it was strange for anyone to bathe more than once a week, regardless of what they had been doing. In the 1920's, there was an ad campaign for soaps and lotions that tied in bathing more often with their products. Even so, it wasn't until the 1950's that bathing daily actually began to become the prevailing thought. So, only bathing once or twice a week is not really that unusual, it just makes you old fashion. The funny thing about fashion is that somewhere, at some time, most all fashions repeat themselves. But then, I would rather bathing only once or twice a week not be one that returns to fashion. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1182962 United Kingdom12/13/2012 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do not think over bathing is the problem, the problem is the over use of deodorants, anti-perspirants & perfumes. What the fuck is it with arabs? Man do they fucking stink with perfumes, its realy fucking bad. We all have natural smells that get masked by the use of deodorants and such, and then there is the problem with deodorants containing aluminium. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29711328 United States12/13/2012 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness. Quoting: Michael Langley 28385893 Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure. Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being. I smell wonderful just the way I am. One hundred years ago, it was strange for anyone to bathe more than once a week, regardless of what they had been doing. In the 1920's, there was an ad campaign for soaps and lotions that tied in bathing more often with their products. Even so, it wasn't until the 1950's that bathing daily actually began to become the prevailing thought. So, only bathing once or twice a week is not really that unusual, it just makes you old fashion. The funny thing about fashion is that somewhere, at some time, most all fashions repeat themselves. But then, I would rather bathing only once or twice a week not be one that returns to fashion. Just think about what you typed Mix heat with all the diff chemicals for those nice showers and what do ya think is gonna happen(cancer)thats what. 100 years ago cancer was around but no way as much as today,why? People worked and did sweat,which cleans your system but go ahead and shower while your pores are all open and see how much chemicals will soak in. I grew up like the 100 years ago folks,once a week in winter for a good soak and creek baths in summer. And we used all natural soaps my grand mother made and our water came from a natural spring. no ac for summer at all,didnt bother us because we were use to it and really didnt sweat that much and if it got real hot we hit the creek. |
| 071676 User ID: 28709102 United States12/13/2012 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People who bathe each and every day are mentally diseased with cleaning compulsions. Me, I bathe perhaps once a week, in between which I smell akin to a goat. So what? Why does society reject me? No, I'm not sick, society is who's sick, all of you with your diseased minds, equating my poor standard of personal hygiene with godlessness. Quoting: Michael Langley 28385893 Look here, if I bathed every single day, I'd go crazy with skin rashes and anxiety, worrying all the time about every little aroma which emanates from my body, and just like you I'd be tired and frustrated. Listen, I have fragrances coming from my body that no amount of soap and water can cure, but rather only cover up and mask, and I refuse to go through life a liar, as someone who does something only because of peer pressure. Hey, my body odor isn't that putrid, it's musky and exotic, that's how I see it. My body gives off the natural smell of living that we all possess as human beings, so learn to live with it, learn to live with imperfection, learn to live like a normal human being, not as a synthetic freak brainwashed into using vital natural resources like soap and water, just to appease your warped sense of smell and being. I smell wonderful just the way I am. One hundred years ago, it was strange for anyone to bathe more than once a week, regardless of what they had been doing. In the 1920's, there was an ad campaign for soaps and lotions that tied in bathing more often with their products. Even so, it wasn't until the 1950's that bathing daily actually began to become the prevailing thought. So, only bathing once or twice a week is not really that unusual, it just makes you old fashion. The funny thing about fashion is that somewhere, at some time, most all fashions repeat themselves. But then, I would rather bathing only once or twice a week not be one that returns to fashion. Just think about what you typed Mix heat with all the diff chemicals for those nice showers and what do ya think is gonna happen(cancer)thats what. 100 years ago cancer was around but no way as much as today,why? People worked and did sweat,which cleans your system but go ahead and shower while your pores are all open and see how much chemicals will soak in. I grew up like the 100 years ago folks,once a week in winter for a good soak and creek baths in summer. And we used all natural soaps my grand mother made and our water came from a natural spring. no ac for summer at all,didnt bother us because we were use to it and really didnt sweat that much and if it got real hot we hit the creek. I was raised the same way. It took until I was almost fifteen before I heard about showering every day. I still don't, unless there is another compelling reason for showering, which my wife is sure to find. I shower for her. I shower for evryone else. I can't smell me anymore. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States12/13/2012 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Wife's Sister(different Fathers) smells like a combination of onion, garlic & something akin to saurkraut(?sp) & it's only made worse by perfumes because all it does is make her smell like onions, garlic, saurkraut & perfume. She gets it from her Father, poor thing. My Mother in Law said something to me one time that I still, to this day have trouble wrapping my mind around. She said she cannot stand the way her Husband smells. How on earth do you become romanticly involved with someone that you can't stand the smell of?! Love conquers many things(call me shallow I guess) but that one I do NOT get. *shrug* Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1615216 people who smell really bad despite bathing may have a zinc deficiency. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1516308  Netherlands12/13/2012 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I shower everyday but mainly to relax. It is just so FUCKING good to wake up and SIT DOWN in the shower. Perfect 10 minutes of meditation, reflecting on dreams. Warm water loosens up the muscles and its just so serene. I never use soap though, I don't see the point. You don't need it, I haven't washed my skin with soap in years and I don't smell. Just rinse with water and you are good to go. I preferably never wash my hair but I grew up using shampoo so its a big task getting my scalp oil production on normal levels. Shampoo is the worst of them all. I can not understand how people like that shit. Your hair feels plastic, it looks like you are retarded and it has more chemicals in them then Pinkman's RV. I never understood why people find greasy hair disgusting, I don't even think it looks greasy. It just looks better. Instead of your hair looking like down it looks like actual hair. It also much easier to work with. Shampooed hair looks and feels like it came out of a plastic bag and you can't do anything with it, hence why people put disgusting gel and shit in their hair and then they think they need shampoo to wash it out again. The most irritating thing is people actually give me compliments on my hair but when I tell them I haven't washed it with any shampoo in 3 weeks they suddenly find it disgusting, how fucking childish. The only thing I wash everyday is my dick. Tried not to, see if it was needed but found out it was for me. Can't do that to girls. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26985611 Sweden12/13/2012 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, he means "taking a bath", but showering is different and more efficient. Laying in a warm bath tube is not good for your balls, lol, that's why one have to get a short warm shower every day, it's much different from getting cooked in a bath tube for hours. Take showers in stead if you hate bathing. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26985611 Sweden12/13/2012 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I shower everyday but mainly to relax. It is just so FUCKING good to wake up and SIT DOWN in the shower. Perfect 10 minutes of meditation, reflecting on dreams. Quoting: Phill Warm water loosens up the muscles and its just so serene. I never use soap though, I don't see the point. You don't need it, I haven't washed my skin with soap in years and I don't smell. Just rinse with water and you are good to go. I preferably never wash my hair but I grew up using shampoo so its a big task getting my scalp oil production on normal levels. Shampoo is the worst of them all. I can not understand how people like that shit. Your hair feels plastic, it looks like you are retarded and it has more chemicals in them then Pinkman's RV. I never understood why people find greasy hair disgusting, I don't even think it looks greasy. It just looks better. Instead of your hair looking like down it looks like actual hair. It also much easier to work with. Shampooed hair looks and feels like it came out of a plastic bag and you can't do anything with it, hence why people put disgusting gel and shit in their hair and then they think they need shampoo to wash it out again. The most irritating thing is people actually give me compliments on my hair but when I tell them I haven't washed it with any shampoo in 3 weeks they suddenly find it disgusting, how fucking childish. The only thing I wash everyday is my dick. Tried not to, see if it was needed but found out it was for me. Can't do that to girls. Well said mate, I do the same, soap only down there, lol. |
