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Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS

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12/13/2012 03:48 PM
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Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
I have been emailed by some Alien Online Contacts. Hagel and Valugua are their names. They have provided detailed information about a 32km wide asteroid that will hit Earth within hours. They have asked me to tell you the only way to stop this is by directing mental energies to hatch the Moon which is a giant egg. The space creature which will emerge eats asteroids.
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12/13/2012 03:52 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
Fuck you retarded mental fuck
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12/13/2012 03:52 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
congrats on finding a UK proksy server to spam GLP from your mom's basement in Malaysia. now see if you can find one from Antarctica, solar guardian.

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12/13/2012 03:53 PM

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Re: Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
Yeah!! Lets hatch the egg-moon!! Maybe Godzilla will come out and break the hell loose!!!
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12/13/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
Just farted, few moments ago, and I tell you what......it smells like stinky shit.


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12/13/2012 05:11 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
that would be fun

a 650 km wide crater, mega EQs, mega tsunamis, mega death.


ahhhhhhhh

i'm just off for a mega tp
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12/13/2012 05:16 PM
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OMG


Hagel cited as possible Pentagon chief
[link to www.usatoday.com]


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12/13/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : 32km ASTEROID TO STRIKE EARTH WITHIN HOURS
$10 says "Hagel and Valugua" is Dutch for GLP Uncle.

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12/13/2012 05:24 PM

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