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CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 10:46 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
no. this is evidence of the migrations from the ONE region.
 Quoting: Salt


not if they all are carbon dated
to the same time frame

which they were ;)

so how did the Mayans write about their
flood at the same time as it was happening
to Noah in Turkey ???

hmmm

lemme guess,
Noah dropped them off BEFORE
he landed in Turkey ??

hahahaha

I like you Salt :)
you're alright in my book.

keep sticking your guns girl.

and btw, I'm not Atheist :)
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12/13/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
you know, obama uses that same trick

say something completely ridiculous and without any truth or merit and say it over and over and over and magically it comes true for you.
 Quoting: Salt


lol

it's not me saying it

it's the Hebrews in Tel-Aviv
debunking their own Hebrew
scripture.

fancy that ;)
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12/13/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
no. this is evidence of the migrations from the ONE region.
 Quoting: Salt


not if they all are carbon dated
to the same time frame

which they were ;)

so how did the Mayans write about their
flood at the same time as it was happening
to Noah in Turkey ???

hmmm

lemme guess,
Noah dropped them off BEFORE
he landed in Turkey ??

hahahaha

I like you Salt :)
you're alright in my book.

keep sticking your guns girl.

and btw, I'm not Atheist :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820872


it wasn't at the same time. it was over a span of time.

i don't have time to hash it all out with you tonight.

gotta go get my daughter ready for bed and walk the dog.

i will be back a little later.
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12/13/2012 10:51 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
it wasn't at the same time. it was over a span of time.

i don't have time to hash it all out with you tonight.

gotta go get my daughter ready for bed and walk the dog.

i will be back a little later.
 Quoting: Salt


I gotta go too

it was a pleasure debating with ya :)
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12/13/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
it wasn't at the same time. it was over a span of time.
 Quoting: Salt


Noah's flood story in biblical timeline
around 1200 BC since in the bible we have
only existed for 6000 yrs.

from the Mayan flood story
which pre-dates Noah's account
to 3114 BC by almost 2000 yrs :)

It was during the Eleventh Ahau Kat�n when Ah Mucencab came forth and obscured the face of the Heavens [Oxlahun-ti-Ku] . . . It [the eclipse] occurred when the whole Earth began to awaken, but nobody knew what was to happen. Suddenly the Underworld Fires [Bolon-ti-Ku] seized the Heavens, and fire rained down, and ashes descended, and rocks and trees fell down, and wood and stone smashed together. Then the Heavens were seized and split asunder, the face of the Heavens [Oxlahun-ti-Ku] was buffeted back and forth . . . and thrown on its back . . . After that the fatherless, the miserable ones and the widows were all pierced through [the Tiz�min and Mani versions say: "torn to pieces"]: they were all living when their hearts were stopped. And they were buried in the sand beneath the waves.

"And in one great sudden rush of water their Great Serpent [Canhel] was ravished from the Heavens [Oxlahun-ti-Ku] . The sky fell down and the dry land sank, when the four gods, the four Bacabs arose, who had brought about the annihilation of the world.**

"After the destruction was complete . . . the four pillars of the sky [Bacab trees] were re-established . . . And the Great Mother Seiba rose amidst recollections of the destruction of the Earth." (Book of Chilam Balam of Chumayel, ch. x)
 Quoting: Source


[link to www.atlantisquest.com]

so which came first? the chicken or the egg ?

The Mayan Flood account was written
almost 2000 yrs before Noah built his ark.

Mayan Flood Account - 3114 BC

Noah's Flood Account - 1200 BC

[link to www.mayan-traveler.com]

so we see here that whomever wrote the Torah
stole the story from another civilization.
The Mayan already had it prior to Noah
being born.

;)
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12/13/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
so Salt
please explain to me how the Mayans
could have written about the Great Flood
2000 yrs prior to Noah being born ??

let's not let facts stand in the way
of our belief system ;)
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12/13/2012 11:24 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
it wasn't at the same time. it was over a span of time.
 Quoting: Salt


Noah's flood story in biblical timeline
around 1200 BC since in the bible we have
only existed for 6000 yrs.

from the Mayan flood story
which pre-dates Noah's account
to 3114 BC by almost 2000 yrs :)

It was during the Eleventh Ahau Kat�n when Ah Mucencab came forth and obscured the face of the Heavens [Oxlahun-ti-Ku] . . . It [the eclipse] occurred when the whole Earth began to awaken, but nobody knew what was to happen. Suddenly the Underworld Fires [Bolon-ti-Ku] seized the Heavens, and fire rained down, and ashes descended, and rocks and trees fell down, and wood and stone smashed together. Then the Heavens were seized and split asunder, the face of the Heavens [Oxlahun-ti-Ku] was buffeted back and forth . . . and thrown on its back . . . After that the fatherless, the miserable ones and the widows were all pierced through [the Tiz�min and Mani versions say: "torn to pieces"]: they were all living when their hearts were stopped. And they were buried in the sand beneath the waves.

"And in one great sudden rush of water their Great Serpent [Canhel] was ravished from the Heavens [Oxlahun-ti-Ku] . The sky fell down and the dry land sank, when the four gods, the four Bacabs arose, who had brought about the annihilation of the world.**

"After the destruction was complete . . . the four pillars of the sky [Bacab trees] were re-established . . . And the Great Mother Seiba rose amidst recollections of the destruction of the Earth." (Book of Chilam Balam of Chumayel, ch. x)
 Quoting: Source


[link to www.atlantisquest.com]

so which came first? the chicken or the egg ?

The Mayan Flood account was written
almost 2000 yrs before Noah built his ark.

Mayan Flood Account - 3114 BC

Noah's Flood Account - 1200 BC

[link to www.mayan-traveler.com]

so we see here that whomever wrote the Torah
stole the story from another civilization.
The Mayan already had it prior to Noah
being born.

;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820872


the difference between the two is that the Mayan myth is only shared by the Mayans. There is no archaeological evidence to support it and there are no other global accounts of the event ever happening.

if you want to go on and on about flood myths, the mayan myth among there various other myths are a fascinating subject.
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12/13/2012 11:32 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
Don't be retarded, the Sumerian records cleared this up. Species of kind were stored in vials, in other words dna samples, and every seed according to its kind were stored on the ship. There weren't any animals prancing around, just live specimens in vials. The Bible wasn't a good source of putting things in to words, but the Sumerian was much more clear about how things were done. Consult the records yourself.
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
if you want to go on and on about flood myths, the mayan myth among there various other myths are a fascinating subject.
 Quoting: Salt


myth ?

I assure you the Book of Chilam Balam of Chumayel
which has the flood story pre-dates the Torah

and it is no myth

if anything, the Torah is the myth since
it plagiarized many stories from other
civilizations as well, not just the Mayans :)

The Torah also plagiarized The Epic of Gilgamesh
as well.

It also plagiarized the Odyssey by Homer

Absolutely nothing in the Torah is original
material. nothing.
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12/13/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
Why would God have to destroy the entire earth when humanity (that he was getting rid of) was centralized in the area of turkey give or take a few hundred miles from there to Africa.

Seasons changed and the dinosaurs died off and obviously there was some cataclysmic things happening over in the western continent (America) ... Full of volcanoes. Grand Canyon was being ripped open ect //


Any way The fish swam and they swam and they swam. Like this -- fins out- bubbles ...
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12/13/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
Why would God have to destroy the entire earth when humanity (that he was getting rid of) was centralized in the area of turkey give or take a few hundred miles from there to Africa.

Seasons changed and the dinosaurs died off and obviously there was some cataclysmic things happening over in the western continent (America) ... Full of volcanoes. Grand Canyon was being ripped open ect //


Any way The fish swam and they swam and they swam. Like this -- fins out- bubbles ...
 Quoting: Pocket Full of Posies 11261416

Yes but what about the wombats, kangaroos,platypi,etc. etc.-all the fauna of Australia (and other regions of the world ) for which there is NO evidence in the middle east.
And NO mention in the Torah.
You'd think such distinctive creatures would be noticed, commented on and depicted.
But maybe Australia doesn't exist either!
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12/14/2012 12:07 AM
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Re: CHRISTIANS, please explain what happened to FISH during the Great Flood/Noah's Ark??
I laugh with Satan! Hahahahahaha!

Please explain Pando. [...This organism's root system is estimated to be 80,000 years old and hasn't flowered for 10,000 years due to climate changes...] [link to en.wikipedia.org]

How did Pando survive a flood taller than Mt Everest?
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Please explain Pando. [...This organism's root system is estimated to be 80,000 years old and hasn't flowered for 10,000 years due to climate changes...] [link to en.wikipedia.org]

How did Pando survive a flood taller than Mt Everest?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29832689


Noah let it hitch a ride
in an elephant's ear

lol

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