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My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.

 
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No.Go to the hotel and see whats shes up to dimwit.
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Don't listen to this idiot. You don't want to see her getting all her holes filled. Just go out and pick up the first thing you see.
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Catching your wife in the act and knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt what a whore she is and being able to confront her about it would be much better than banging some nasty bar hoe and ending up with herpes or something. But if thats what he does than he deserves a wife that gets double teamed by her boss and the dude in the next cubicle behind his back. 1dunno1
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Nah he doesn't need proof that she is getting tag teamed right now. He should just go get the nasty bar skank and risk the herpes.
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No no no. He can go do that AFTER he finds his wife with a line of dudes waiting outside her hotel room door. banana2
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
hope she bought protection
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I'm guessing she is bent over in some bathroom stall right now just getting rammed.
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rammed.

rammed.

rammed.

rammed.

rammed.

rammed.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
hope she bought protection
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Nah. Married women never remember protection when they get it on the side.
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OP left for the hotel. lol
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YUP GETTING SMASHED STUPID
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I disagree with all of you. Talk about guilty before proven innocent - come on man.

From a secular view point this is normal, to stay "overnight" after a party instead of hitting the road. Whether or not she has had none, one two or three or more, not safe to drive. Parties are long, drawn out, you are tired, you crash afterwards, maybe just get a room with other women (wow what a concept- no sex) so you also avoid being on the highways during the late night when most of the accidents happen, especially during Christmas when there are tons of parties.

And worse case scenario - you suspect something - then you do not "spy" on her. OMG talk about causing a problem.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I disagree with all of you. Talk about guilty before proven innocent - come on man.

From a secular view point this is normal, to stay "overnight" after a party instead of hitting the road. Whether or not she has had none, one two or three or more, not safe to drive. Parties are long, drawn out, you are tired, you crash afterwards, maybe just get a room with other women (wow what a concept- no sex) so you also avoid being on the highways during the late night when most of the accidents happen, especially during Christmas when there are tons of parties.

And worse case scenario - you suspect something - then you do not "spy" on her. OMG talk about causing a problem.
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Then why didn't she invite her husband, poor soon to be herpes infected OP?? Hmmm??
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I disagree with all of you. Talk about guilty before proven innocent - come on man.

From a secular view point this is normal, to stay "overnight" after a party instead of hitting the road. Whether or not she has had none, one two or three or more, not safe to drive. Parties are long, drawn out, you are tired, you crash afterwards, maybe just get a room with other women (wow what a concept- no sex) so you also avoid being on the highways during the late night when most of the accidents happen, especially during Christmas when there are tons of parties.

And worse case scenario - you suspect something - then you do not "spy" on her. OMG talk about causing a problem.
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Nonsense. She already knows she is getting laid tonight. Probably even has the guy she wants already picked out. Trust me, any woman staying at a hotel preplanned after one of these events has prepped to get fucked
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
1dunno1Is she cheating on me?
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Yup...hope she took some rubbers...
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Didn't your wife walk out on you? Yeah, I can certainly see why.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
The answer to that question really depends on a lot more info than you are giving us.
Perhaps she feels she is doing you a favor by leaving you at home. Perhaps she talks shit about you at work and doesnt want you to find out. Did she even talk about you coming with?

It is not fair for you or for her to assume she is cheating.
Whats going to happen when she comes home early because someone was hitting on her and she didnt feel comfortable there and she comes home and your balls deep into some whore?

She is your wife man, you know her better than any of us.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
Sounds Fun! I wouldn't say she's cheating on you though, prolly just wants to get really drunk and not have to worry about puking in a cab on the way home!

Or Not??
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
Stop being a wet noodle

and demand you go with her and if you can't go with her

take her car keys til she sites down and discusses why she wants to go without you...

be a man; take the bull by the horns
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1dunno1Is she cheating on me?
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PICS OF BOTH !!
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
It's sketchy at best. I would conduct an inspection of her nether-region upon her return. A heavy residue of crust up front and a prolapsed anus are excellent signs of her infidelity.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
You have 2 choices to the same outcome.

1. Divorce her.
2. If you know the hotel, show up and let her know you'll be staying too. SURPRISE BITCH!!
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I disagree with all of you. Talk about guilty before proven innocent - come on man.

From a secular view point this is normal, to stay "overnight" after a party instead of hitting the road. Whether or not she has had none, one two or three or more, not safe to drive. Parties are long, drawn out, you are tired, you crash afterwards, maybe just get a room with other women (wow what a concept- no sex) so you also avoid being on the highways during the late night when most of the accidents happen, especially during Christmas when there are tons of parties.

And worse case scenario - you suspect something - then you do not "spy" on her. OMG talk about causing a problem.
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Taxi?
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So you're a cuckold?
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
1dunno1Is she cheating on me?
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She told me that you don't show her EMOTIONAL AFFECTION.

She MADE me do it.........


.........................sideways
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1dunno1Is she cheating on me?
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Yup...hope she took some rubbers...
 Quoting: BRIEF


she probably didn't, she will most likely take part in a bareback gang bang followed by a bukkake.
Wherever you go,there you are.

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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I wouldn´t claim, you´re in the majority.

The going to the Christmas party without you is no big deal. I (single guy) took a married woman to a Christmas party. No problem - there was nothing going on between us. Heck, I know her husband...I would not go down that road.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
EEEK!

:busey-clappa:
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cruise

I can see some kind of movie unfolding..

OP left for the hotel. lol
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EEEK!

busey-clappa
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Don't be scared...it's just Busey enjoying the OP's decision.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
1dunno1Is she cheating on me?
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Only with half the people that work there, not the entire building.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
DAM DOOM ON 4 me. Going to the bar PCE!!!
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Good man!

:busey-clappa:
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I like his face lift.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I'm here for the gang bang
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
EEEK!

:busey-clappa:
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Don't be scared...it's just Busey enjoying the OP's decision.
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It's very disturbing.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
I'm here for the gang bang
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you know its bareback only right ?
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Re: My wife went to her works XMAS party tonite with out me..Its at a hotel she is saying over nite.
EEEK!

:busey-clappa:
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Don't be scared...it's just Busey enjoying the OP's decision.
 Quoting: Chip


It's very disturbing.
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Like Hitler with a shave on quaaludes.