I Am A Gay Australian Who Believes in Nibiru, Et's And Am Quite Partial To Chuck Norris - Ask me Some Questions?

Hows it goin ya big poof

Good thanks, yourself?

I wouldn't say I am a big poof though. More like a small to medium one!

What are you doing this weekend then anything? Going anywhere exciting for Christmas? Got holidays?

What are you doing this weekend then anything? Going anywhere exciting for Christmas? Got holidays?

Hey dude I was just wonderin'. If you aren't doin' much over the Chrissy period, um, would you like to hang out? Just you and me?

what a combo...

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Do you ever get impaled by Chuck from behind in your dreams?

Ask any gay THIS question and see what they say..


If you saw a fresh steaming turd on the ground you would in NO way want to stick your cock into it and fuck it..RIGHT?

(Fag)..OF COURSE not...thats just SICK..

BUT..put that SAME fresh steamy turn into someones smelly unwashed bacteria laden ass hole..and you'd be GOOD TO GO..right??

(Fag)...insert stuttering anser/evasion/accusation of being homophobe ect..

I'm going to recommend Godlike Productions to all of my boyfriends. And I have quite a few! This place ROCKS!

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Why are you pretending to be gay, ya fuck up?

You're not gay. You just like sex and can't get a girl.

do you toss the salad?

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