Give your tards the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season.

I'm finally going to stop drinking for good... I'll now only drink for evil.

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Love is the highest form of spiritual warfare.

The Aluminated One

:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~

:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.

Pickle Suprise!

i love you:)

:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.