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You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA

 
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You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Did you know they use to call call Satan, Sanat?

All the same characters, just rearranged.

Now look at Santa..Move the n to the end you get SATAN, also with Sanat (devils old name)

Why do you think they want you to worship him on the birth day of CHRIST?

TO REPLACE CHRIST WITH SATAN

And thats just wants going on, you guys are worshiping SATAN

YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED


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12/13/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
You fool!

Don't you know that when you rearrange the letters in CHRIST you get

RICH TS

Which stands for 'Richard Thomas'

Richard Thomas is an actor who's been through multiple marriages and is therefore a hellbound sinner!

To worship Christ is to worship a SINNER and an ADULTERER!!!11!!1!

It's true cause it's on the internet.
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12/13/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Santa Maria is Satanic too?
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
You fool!

Don't you know that when you rearrange the letters in CHRIST you get

RICH TS

Which stands for 'Richard Thomas'

Richard Thomas is an actor who's been through multiple marriages and is therefore a hellbound sinner!

To worship Christ is to worship a SINNER and an ADULTERER!!!11!!1!

It's true cause it's on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


You make no sense

Its been established that SANAT and SATAN are the devil

Its been established that CHRIST is the messiah, the son of God

Can you take CHRIST and make it SATAN?

Of course not.,

But you can do it with SANTA

Its no coincidence they created SANTA to replace CHRIST, WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WORSHIP HIM ON THE BIRTH DAY OF CHRIST?

Isnt CHRISTmas the day of worshiping CHRIST?

Well looks like SATAN didnt like it, so he TRICKED the world into worshiping him instead.

You like so many have been led astray.
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Santa Maria is Satanic too?
 Quoting: Mycelium



Do you worship Santa Maria on CHRISTmas, or any other day?

No.
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12/13/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
You fool!

Don't you know that when you rearrange the letters in CHRIST you get

RICH TS

Which stands for 'Richard Thomas'

Richard Thomas is an actor who's been through multiple marriages and is therefore a hellbound sinner!

To worship Christ is to worship a SINNER and an ADULTERER!!!11!!1!

It's true cause it's on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


You make no sense

Its been established that SANAT and SATAN are the devil

Its been established that CHRIST is the messiah, the son of God

Can you take CHRIST and make it SATAN?

Of course not.,

But you can do it with SANTA

Its no coincidence they created SANTA to replace CHRIST, WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WORSHIP HIM ON THE BIRTH DAY OF CHRIST?

Isnt CHRISTmas the day of worshiping CHRIST?

Well looks like SATAN didnt like it, so he TRICKED the world into worshiping him instead.

You like so many have been led astray.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


Fucking artard.

Jesus was born on December 25th? Who taught you your theology?

[link to www.ucg.org]

December 25th became a Christian holiday so they could win over converts from the pagans.

Another Christard who doesn't know shit.
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12/13/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Did you know they use to call call Satan, Sanat?

All the same characters, just rearranged.

Now look at Santa..Move the n to the end you get SATAN, also with Sanat (devils old name)

Why do you think they want you to worship him on the birth day of CHRIST?

TO REPLACE CHRIST WITH SATAN

And thats just wants going on, you guys are worshiping SATAN

YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED


worship xmas

SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
We have a santa hat invasion in case you havent noticed.....come in and say hello and show off that fancy christmas avatar!!!


Thread: SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


It makes sense. Joobs are sneaky like that.
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Did you know they use to call call Satan, Sanat?

All the same characters, just rearranged.

Now look at Santa..Move the n to the end you get SATAN, also with Sanat (devils old name)

Why do you think they want you to worship him on the birth day of CHRIST?

TO REPLACE CHRIST WITH SATAN

And thats just wants going on, you guys are worshiping SATAN

YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED


worship xmas

SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
We have a santa hat invasion in case you havent noticed.....come in and say hello and show off that fancy christmas avatar!!!


Thread: SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


Please don't breed
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
You fool!

Don't you know that when you rearrange the letters in CHRIST you get

RICH TS

Which stands for 'Richard Thomas'

Richard Thomas is an actor who's been through multiple marriages and is therefore a hellbound sinner!

To worship Christ is to worship a SINNER and an ADULTERER!!!11!!1!

It's true cause it's on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


You make no sense

Its been established that SANAT and SATAN are the devil

Its been established that CHRIST is the messiah, the son of God

Can you take CHRIST and make it SATAN?

Of course not.,

But you can do it with SANTA

Its no coincidence they created SANTA to replace CHRIST, WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WORSHIP HIM ON THE BIRTH DAY OF CHRIST?

Isnt CHRISTmas the day of worshiping CHRIST?

Well looks like SATAN didnt like it, so he TRICKED the world into worshiping him instead.

You like so many have been led astray.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


Fucking artard.

Jesus was born on December 25th? Who taught you your theology?

[link to www.ucg.org]

December 25th became a Christian holiday so they could win over converts from the pagans.

Another Christard who doesn't know shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Is that why they call it CHRISTmas , then waste all thier time filling up thier hearts with material possession?

Your like a spoiled little child, waiting for your GIFT to be unwrapped, not knowing that gift is leading you straight to hell..

They call Satan the father of lies for a reason. Hes like a comforting father figure for most because the lies he spews are feel and sound good. Cant wait to sit on SANTAS lap??


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12/13/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
GTFO all religions are the devil
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Did you know they use to call call Satan, Sanat?

All the same characters, just rearranged.

Now look at Santa..Move the n to the end you get SATAN, also with Sanat (devils old name)

Why do you think they want you to worship him on the birth day of CHRIST?

TO REPLACE CHRIST WITH SATAN

And thats just wants going on, you guys are worshiping SATAN

YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED


worship xmas

SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
We have a santa hat invasion in case you havent noticed.....come in and say hello and show off that fancy christmas avatar!!!


Thread: SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


Gee, you must be a real joy to be around during christmas. Maybe he knows scott, the guy who thinks he's god? Who knows? Maybe he'll show up here too and post a bunch of shitty photoshops that are supposed to convince us?

But seriously op, are you REALLY that stupid, or are you just trolling? I have never EVER heard the devil being referred to as "Sanat"...that's clue #1 that you're just talking out your ass...

EDIT- And besides all that, who the fuck is worshipping santa? Do kids adore him? Sure. Do kids look forward to his "visit"? Sure they do! Do kids pray to him? Try to live their lives according to his book? Offer him tithings? (milk and cookies don't count!) Do they wear symbols of him around their neck? Ask for his forgiveness? Smite others in his name?

No, they don't, which is a pretty safe assumption that they do not "worship" him.

Last Edited by The Myth on 12/13/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
I'm putting this as gently as possible, Opie. You are a freaking loon. Get help. Or just shut up and go away.
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Kids in america and told to believe in SANTA at an early age, they think hes more REAL than JESUS. People end of worshiping the beast all throughout their lives even when they "GROW UP"

Would you worship him, if his name was SATAN?

Of course not, you would be outraged.

But they called Satan SANAT at one time, did you know that?

Would you worship SANAT?

Of course not

So they got clever and just moved the N to the end of his name.

THEY DID IT WITH SANAT, THEN SANTA SO IDIOTS LIKE YOU WOULD WORSHIP HIM

WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD PRAISES FOR SANTA, THEY ARE PRAISING FOR SATAN

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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Did you know they use to call call Satan, Sanat?

All the same characters, just rearranged.

Now look at Santa..Move the n to the end you get SATAN, also with Sanat (devils old name)

Why do you think they want you to worship him on the birth day of CHRIST?

TO REPLACE CHRIST WITH SATAN

And thats just wants going on, you guys are worshiping SATAN

YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED


worship xmas

SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
We have a santa hat invasion in case you havent noticed.....come in and say hello and show off that fancy christmas avatar!!!


Thread: SANTA HAT AVATARS.....CHECK IN HERE!!!! Wanna see them all!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


You have HALF TRUTHS, Christ was NOT born on Dec 25th, Nimrod was. But nice effort.

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Geez, another religatard instilling fear!!! Give it up the rest of us enjoy our satan oops mean santa! and no I'm not a satan worshipper just for the record.
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
So a Saint is the same as satin.

And a dog is same as God.

And a horse is the same as a shore.

And you are the same as an idiot.
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But they called Satan SANAT at one time, did you know that?

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No, they didn't. You are full of 100% pure bullshit...did you know that?
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Regardless...I've never heard of anyone worshiping santa =\
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Kids in america and told to believe in SANTA at an early age, they think hes more REAL than JESUS. People end of worshiping the beast all throughout their lives even when they "GROW UP"

Would you worship him, if his name was SATAN?

Of course not, you would be outraged.

But they called Satan SANAT at one time, did you know that?

Would you worship SANAT?

Of course not

So they got clever and just moved the N to the end of his name.

THEY DID IT WITH SANAT, THEN SANTA SO IDIOTS LIKE YOU WOULD WORSHIP HIM

WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD PRAISES FOR SANTA, THEY ARE PRAISING FOR SATAN


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3085194


No one but children believe in santa in the first place, second place no one worships santa anways. Me thinks you need a dictionary.
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
We've never done the santa thing in our house.

Why should some fat weird guy get the credit for all the presents that we paid OUR hard earned money for.
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12/13/2012 11:08 PM
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Satan has us worshipping GOD, which is DOG.
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
This is why most of you people dont understand

The sower sows the word. 15 And these are the ones by the wayside where the word is sown. When they hear, Satan comes immediately and takes away the word that was sown in their hearts. 16 These likewise are the ones sown on stony ground who, when they hear the word, immediately receive it with gladness; 17 and they have no root in themselves, and so endure only for a time. Afterward, when tribulation or persecution arises for the word’s sake, immediately they stumble. 18 Now these are the ones sown among thorns; they are the ones who hear the word, 19 and the cares of this world, the deceitfulness of riches, and the desires for other things entering in choke the word, and it becomes unfruitful. 20 But these are the ones sown on good ground, those who hear the word, accept it, and bear fruit: some thirtyfold, some sixty, and some a hundred.”

You dont take this message to heart because SATAN (SANTA) is ruling in your heart, not CHRIST

So that when someone tries to tell you to turn away from the deceit you have already lost because you are following the desires of your father, the Devil.

All you care about it the desires of other things, and that is why this message is hard for you to accept..
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
OPie, in my mind, is wrong in his assertion.

Anyway, if there was any consistency, Since Santa Claus is portrayed as male, he should technically be called Santo Claus, since Santa is actually the feminine form of 'saint' in the Romance languages.

Do any of these ring a bell?

Santa Clara
Santa Cruz
Santa Monica
Santa Barbara
Santa Fe
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pagan holiday adopted for its ability to convert the gaulic regions of southern europe to chrisitanity, then becomes a popularized marketing scheme in the thirties, and somehow this translates to a supernatural entity decieving us...perfect logic
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You fool!

Don't you know that when you rearrange the letters in CHRIST you get

RICH TS

Which stands for 'Richard Thomas'

Richard Thomas is an actor who's been through multiple marriages and is therefore a hellbound sinner!

To worship Christ is to worship a SINNER and an ADULTERER!!!11!!1!

It's true cause it's on the internet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549



If you rearrange Communism = Come Drat = To Damn

Communist = I’m Scum Mon

Socialist = Is Stoical =Apathetic

Dictator = Coat Dirt

Atheist = He's A Tit

Godless = Glossed

So what is you point?

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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Is that why they call it CHRISTmas , then waste all thier time filling up thier hearts with material possession?

Your like a spoiled little child, waiting for your GIFT to be unwrapped, not knowing that gift is leading you straight to hell..

They call Satan the father of lies for a reason. Hes like a comforting father figure for most because the lies he spews are feel and sound good. Cant wait to sit on SANTAS lap??

Kids in america and told to believe in SANTA at an early age, they think hes more REAL than JESUS. People end of worshiping the beast all throughout their lives even when they "GROW UP"

Would you worship him, if his name was SATAN?

Of course not, you would be outraged.

But they called Satan SANAT at one time, did you know that?

Would you worship SANAT?

Of course not

So they got clever and just moved the N to the end of his name.

THEY DID IT WITH SANAT, THEN SANTA SO IDIOTS LIKE YOU WOULD WORSHIP HIM

WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD PRAISES FOR SANTA, THEY ARE PRAISING FOR SATAN


We've never done the santa thing in our house.Why should some fat weird guy get the credit for all the presents that we paid OUR hard earned money for.
Santa is a supernatural entity decieving us...
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Re: You guys are idiots, your worshipping SATAN = SANTA
Correct. These fucktards are delusional.

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