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I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?

 
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I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
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Faire et se taire
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This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
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12/14/2012 01:23 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


You need to ask the gays. They are used to passing rubber out their asses. They can help you.
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isn't rubber poison to eat?
..why don't you take a seat over there
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12/14/2012 01:24 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Just poop it out bro
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12/14/2012 01:25 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
I don't think you should try bringing them back up. Just let them go through, but drink some olive oil or eat a lot of butter, something to make them slide. Maybe some bread and butter to push them through.
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12/14/2012 01:26 AM
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It'll come out one way or another...patience.
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Just poop it out bro
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Just drank some syrup of ipecac, hoping to get it out the front instead of some sort of slingshot action out the rear, if you catch my drift.
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I have been outside consulting the constellations.

They say man who eat rubber is bound to bounce back.
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yeah! Step on a rake!

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I have been outside consulting the constellations.

They say man who eat rubber is bound to bounce back.
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lmao
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I have been outside consulting the constellations.

They say man who eat rubber is bound to bounce back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29706147


Man who eat rubber band, poop hard instruments!
I can explain shit to you all day but, I can't understand it for ya!!!!
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


You need to ask the gays. They are used to passing rubber out their asses. They can help you.
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cruise

Try a laxative you dumbass
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Your problem is that you did it all wrong. You're supposed to put them around your neckiamwith
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You make me miss ttown. FFS
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oh man, you're serious!
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


what kind of a fuckstick are you anyway?
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How big are the rubber bands?
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Charcoal. Grind up a bunch of that and drink it with water like a smoothie.
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Swallow a wooden rubberband gun and then have a bowl of Red Beans.
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
You do know that some of the rubber bands imported from China are made from used condoms.....True.
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12/14/2012 01:58 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Well according to yahoo answers.....

[link to answers.yahoo.com]

And this thread....

[link to boards.straightdope.com]

You either poop it out, or you get surgery.


...but no worries you'll spring back in no time.
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12/14/2012 02:04 AM
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haha

when you shit the shit may spring back into your ass and splanter shit all over your cheeks...

when your pulling rubber bands from you anus you will know what gays do
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12/14/2012 02:08 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
I would suggest some stretching exercises while listening to a good band
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12/14/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
why dodn't you get one of your turd tappin fandango ranger buddies to reach in and pull them out your arse.
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12/14/2012 02:16 AM
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If they were joined it's called a condom
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12/14/2012 02:17 AM
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why dodn't you get one of your turd tappin fandango ranger buddies to reach in and pull them out your arse.
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Hahahahah.... THIS
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lap band surgery without anesthesia? if it catches on, you'll make a fortune! pure genius! thumbs


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Castor oil dumb ass.
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There is no cure for being a moron.
Well, I guess doom has been postponed!

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