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I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?

 
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
You make me miss ttown. FFS
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where is ttown is she banned?
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12/14/2012 02:40 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Do a lot of stretching
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Those weren't rubber ands, they were used IUD's.

Sorry to tell you so late.
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Ever hear of the show a 1000 ways to die on spike if they puke up in a ball and get caught you may be 1001..go to the ER
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u fling poo
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There is no cure for being a moron.
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Just move down here to the South where you'll fit right in is my suggestion.
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Call 411 for poison control. Some rubberbands can be toxic. Most likely though they will tell you to drink milk and it will pass naturally. Becareful not to grind up just any old char coal and drink it. You don't want any treated char coal. That would be bad.
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psyllium husks to bulk up your stool
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Swallow a wooden rubberband gun and then have a bowl of Red Beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17011760


LOL! I don't know why more people don't appreciate Hawk's satire, but I find it hilarious.
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Just poop it out bro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29357493

^^THIS^^
It'll come out one way or another...patience.
 Quoting: Taralily

^^THIS^^
I have been outside consulting the constellations.

They say man who eat rubber is bound to bounce back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29706147


Man who eat rubber band, poop hard instruments!
 Quoting: Leviticus

^^THIS^^
My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


You need to ask the gays. They are used to passing rubber out their asses. They can help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29150324


cruise

Try a laxative you dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29335662

^^THIS^^
You make me miss ttown. FFS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25980411

^^THIS^^
My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


what kind of a fuckstick are you anyway?
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AND FINALLY ^^THIS^^
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Swallow a wooden rubberband gun and then have a bowl of Red Beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17011760


LOL! I don't know why more people don't appreciate Hawk's satire, but I find it hilarious.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Oh yeah, also ^^THIS^^
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I have a solution, eat a thousand more rubber band used condoms gangnam style, then eat some plastic, and hey presto, you have a one-man golfball production facility , and if you eat the same every week, then you'll be rich I tells ya, RICH (just wash the golfballs before you sell them....)

Four!!!
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A bezoar is a ball of swallowed foreign material (usually hair or fiber) that collects in the stomach and fails to pass through the intestines.

[link to www.nlm.nih.gov]

If you form a bezoar and have it removed surgically they have value.

They are magic:

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons." —Snape lecturing in Harry Potter's first [link to harrypotter.wikia.com] Potion class
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Confusus says "man going thru airport turnstile backwards is going to bangcock".

cruise
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12/14/2012 03:21 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
I wouldn't worry you'll probably bounce right back.

Just snap out of it.

You trying to win a pet snake?

That's all I got.
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Just poop it out bro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29357493


Just drank some syrup of ipecac, hoping to get it out the front instead of some sort of slingshot action out the rear, if you catch my drift.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


My cat likes to eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree.

Ever seen a cat racing around the house with a piece of tinsel hanging out of its ass with a turd on the end?

It's like a water skier behind a speed boat !

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Errr... OP seems to have disappeared
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
swallow a pair of scissors, it will help break them into itty bitty pieces.
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If you are serious, get to a doc, if the bands catch on something twisty in your bowel you could get a bowel strangulation or a blockage. I don't know about toxicity. If you get stomach pain or feel sick, get to the ED, you could die.
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"I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare..."

There's no known remedy for stupidity!

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LOL! I don't know why more people don't appreciate Hawk's satire, but I find it hilarious.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


This!
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I would suggest some stretching exercises while listening to a good band
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damn, you beat me to it old boy
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Are you retarded? Serious question.
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
poop it, eat prunes or any food that will make you poop fast (examine your poops if there are rubber bands and count them to make sure you have takeout all 14)
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Any Home Remedies?
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Please take pics of poop with rubber bands and post....it will be a work of art. Hopefully they wont wind up wrapped around your intestines or bowels.

Take some Ex Lax and grab a good book :)
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If you are serious, get to a doc, if the bands catch on something twisty in your bowel you could get a bowel strangulation or a blockage. I don't know about toxicity. If you get stomach pain or feel sick, get to the ED, you could die.
 Quoting: getmeoutofhere


Pretty sure if you don't get to the ER you're going to die, and probably soon. The problem is that rubberbands aren't going to pass through six feet of intestines the way a penny would. This is probably one of the worst substances you could have picked to swallow.
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If you are serious, get to a doc, if the bands catch on something twisty in your bowel you could get a bowel strangulation or a blockage. I don't know about toxicity. If you get stomach pain or feel sick, get to the ED, you could die.
 Quoting: getmeoutofhere


Pretty sure if you don't get to the ER you're going to die, and probably soon. The problem is that rubberbands aren't going to pass through six feet of intestines the way a penny would. This is probably one of the worst substances you could have picked to swallow.
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Die from rubber bands? That's bit of a stretch there, don't you think?
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You make me miss ttown. FFS
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where is ttown is she banned?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29804153


I was kind of starting to wonder the same thing!

Here's your home remedy:

#1. Take the index finger on your dominant hand and make sure it is thoroughly cleaned and germ free. Antibacterial gel works well for this.

#2. Raise index finger to mouth.

#3. Open mouth.

#4. Place index finger as far down your throat as possible. (You will start to gag. Don't worry, this is how you know it is working.)

#5. Allow vomit to collect in toilet bowl or large pot. Repeat process until all 14 rubber bands are accounted for.

#6. Rinse mouth, take 2 asprin with a large glass of water and pray that the hangover won't kill you.
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