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I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?

 
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Hawk you could strangle your turds.


What dissolves rubber? We need to research. Some kind of acid I guess.

Don't let anyone try pulling them out. People try that on cats that swollow wool, and kill them by twisting up their entire bowels.

No wool or string for cats, and no rubber bands for you!!!

Tell your parents to watch you better.
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Errr... OP seems to have disappeared
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Or....passed out
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Boy if those rubber bands catch on a fold in your intestines and cut off the circulation to your bowels, that's a potential death sentence. Ischemia and volvulus is nasty. I think you'd start feeling a lot of cramps and nausea, but it will probably be too late by then.

Other than that I wouldn't worry. Bulk up with psyllium and lots of fluids and hope for the best.
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Go to the hospital, when you get there have them place you on a stretcher.
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I think acetone will dissolve the rubber, so maybe yoú want to try drinking some?
































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I triple dog dare you to jump off a skyscraper. Then both our problems are solved.
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Go to the hospital, when you get there have them place you on a stretcher.
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LOL!
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You are fucked, I required surgery after winning a gummy worm eating contest and swallowed them whole rather then chewing. If you dont have healthcare just repeat No Hablo Englis and get piss drunk for free surgery.
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There is no cure for being a moron.
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Yea, and not only that, if OP is serious, he deserves the outcome.
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If you are serious, get to a doc, if the bands catch on something twisty in your bowel you could get a bowel strangulation or a blockage. I don't know about toxicity. If you get stomach pain or feel sick, get to the ED, you could die.
 Quoting: getmeoutofhere


Pretty sure if you don't get to the ER you're going to die, and probably soon. The problem is that rubberbands aren't going to pass through six feet of intestines the way a penny would. This is probably one of the worst substances you could have picked to swallow.
 Quoting: JohnC 19603600


This is true, you could very well die if they end up clogging up your intestinal track. I'd imagine that they could potentially be difficult to pass.
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But then again, as this whole thread is just a joke, I don't think anybody has to worry about someone dying lol
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
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I swallowed a live gold-fish once, and I thought that was dumb...tounge
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There is no cure for being a moron.
 Quoting: Quackyxt



You will need an operation immediately to remove them or your intestines will wrap up. Have seen this happen in a dog which died from it and the vet said it can happen to humans as well...

Oh yeh, Merry Xmas fruit loop!!!!
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So, what you're saying, OP, is that you ate 14 rubber bands and weren't able to bounce back?


You probably need to eat more, 14 is not enough.
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It'll come out one way or another...patience.
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Home remedies? I can think of 2. Let them pass naturally, if possible, or just eviscerate yourself :).
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I am seriously worried for u. I think u should quit goofing around and head to the er. Who cares what they think, at least they will know what is best. Please stop fooling around and head on out to the er.:hgf:
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Is this some kind DIY gastric band surgery?

Or natural selection in action?
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I think you should call an emergency room at a hospital and ask for advice. Don't wait until your doctor's office opens.
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Darwin is so proud of you right now.

I suggest you get a squad of Fandango Rangers, let them glove up and proceed with the extraction. Apparently they are really good at at the backside intel, so this should be a snap - so to speak.

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He has kinda disappeared. I am truly worried for him. He had better get to an er. I used to be an emt and know a little about the human body. He needs help with this...seriously.
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He has kinda disappeared. I am truly worried for him. He had better get to an er. I used to be an emt and know a little about the human body. He needs help with this...seriously.
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Please tell me he wasn't actually serious for once.
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There is no remedy for stupid.
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He has kinda disappeared. I am truly worried for him. He had better get to an er. I used to be an emt and know a little about the human body. He needs help with this...seriously.
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Basically this^^^^^
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He has kinda disappeared. I am truly worried for him. He had better get to an er. I used to be an emt and know a little about the human body. He needs help with this...seriously.
 Quoting: Krystal


Please tell me he wasn't actually serious for once.
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He does this often?
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He has kinda disappeared. I am truly worried for him. He had better get to an er. I used to be an emt and know a little about the human body. He needs help with this...seriously.
 Quoting: Krystal


Please tell me he wasn't actually serious for once.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

He does this often?
 Quoting: Éireann


Well maybe not this specifically, but he always seems to be posting satirical threads so I rarely take him seriously. I say that not as an insult, I just think he's a very funny satirical sort of guy.
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Don't worry, I'm sure you'll bounce back!

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