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I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?

 
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12/14/2012 10:16 AM
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


I'm curious what you won for this daring feat.
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Just poop it out bro
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Just drank some syrup of ipecac, hoping to get it out the front instead of some sort of slingshot action out the rear, if you catch my drift.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


My cat likes to eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree.

Ever seen a cat racing around the house with a piece of tinsel hanging out of its ass with a turd on the end?

It's like a water skier behind a speed boat !
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YES!!! Hahaa...laugh
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now is the time to use the unicorn,
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ohno ohyeah
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Is this TTown's new Husband? Trailer Park not included!
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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12/14/2012 10:57 AM

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Petroleum based oil dissolves rubber... Load up a beer bong with 10W-30 and guzzle away. tounge
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12/14/2012 10:59 AM
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You have to drink drano to dissolve them.
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12/14/2012 11:06 AM
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OP you could try this
[link to www.well.com]
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OP you could try this
[link to www.well.com]
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12/14/2012 12:42 PM

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Good news people! Oil of Oregeno did the trick! Feel better then ever and will posting some backside intel later in the day. Thanks for all who had geniune concern.
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12/14/2012 12:44 PM
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Drink a half gallon of bleach. That will neutralize and break down the rubber and you'll be fine.
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02

Quick. Get me a rubber band and make it snappy.
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12/14/2012 12:52 PM
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12/14/2012 01:10 PM
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Good thing this case doesn't have to go before the Obamacare death panels. They might not want to spend a lot of money on it.
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Good news people! Oil of Oregeno did the trick! Feel better then ever and will posting some backside intel later in the day. Thanks for all who had geniune concern.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Glad you are better!
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
Never mix oil of oregano with rubber it produces chemicals that cause your kidneys to fail. It's a horrible death and you need a trsnsplant. At first you feel great then you die a terrible death!
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You'll find another love, I promise.
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Ironically, hydrogenated oil is similar to a rubber band.
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12/14/2012 05:31 PM
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Good news people! Oil of Oregeno did the trick! Feel better then ever and will posting some backside intel later in the day. Thanks for all who had geniune concern.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Thank heavens. Don't take any more dares...they could kill
you. You got lucky this time!
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Aren't you a big wig around here? It's just not credible that you did this. If I knew how to raise 'The' flag, I would. If it's true, then,... well,... I'm sorry to myself for posting.
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12/14/2012 05:47 PM
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NORMALLY, I would say thats 'a snap" but that WOULD be stretching the point !
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12/14/2012 05:51 PM
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Hawk please refrain from this brand of stupidity in the future.
Folks actually were concerned about you.

wakeup
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12/14/2012 05:54 PM

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Hawk please refrain from this brand of stupidity in the future.
Folks actually were concerned about you.

wakeup
 Quoting: Muffinheadicus 15215384


Sorry, But i bounced back pretty fast after a horrible night. thank you for your concern.
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
I just fucking did it again, but this time upped my game to bungee cords.
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10/27/2013 06:51 PM
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I just fucking did it again, but this time upped my game to bungee cords.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


You meant to say used condoms.
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
my remedy, attach hose to car exhaust pipe, put hose in partially opened car window, sit in car, start car, breathe deep and enjoy!

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