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12/14/2012 03:11 AM
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You actually worship satan and are sinners that wont be forgiven. Lucifer is now your god of choice no matter how many bible verses you spout off here.. Save yourselves from eternal burning in the lake of fire.. You may not read here or post here anymore for you will not be accepted into my kingdom.. You demons have infected my flock and shall burn with the flock to purify and cleanse.. You bave been warned..
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12/14/2012 03:14 AM
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Look in the mirror.
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You actually worship satan and are sinners that wont be forgiven. Lucifer is now your god of choice no matter how many bible verses you spout off here.. Save yourselves from eternal burning in the lake of fire.. You may not read here or post here anymore for you will not be accepted into my kingdom.. You demons have infected my flock and shall burn with the flock to purify and cleanse.. You bave been warned..
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yawn
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12/14/2012 03:16 AM
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I'm a Christian.

And what you posted was utter non sense.

Its 2012. Drugs, Satanism, Liberal Ideas are everywhere.

You would have to become a hermit in order too be free from this society.

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12/14/2012 03:23 AM
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rofl
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12/14/2012 03:24 AM
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Ya im just kidding. But why do you all poison every other thread with non sensical garbage that no cares about but you? You people totally ruin this forum
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12/14/2012 03:26 AM
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Im serious. Do you expect to convert people on here or just look to circle jerk one another while ruining threads with scripture and other garbage
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12/14/2012 03:29 AM
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Someone doesn't like Christians at GLP...
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12/14/2012 03:31 AM
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You haven't walked the earth long enough to know what you're talking about.
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I also want to say your heaven realm and jesus buddy are holographic illusions done by aliens to capture your souls so they can feed endlessly on your worship. They will suck the soul right out of you the shit you back out on earth or another planet to feed off you even more. Its basically a trap .
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12/14/2012 03:36 AM
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You haven't walked the earth long enough to know what you're talking about.
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Your are correct. Im not from this place originally. I made a mistake in coming here to help trapped souls who cant be helped. They are destined to be slaves to archons forever and by the sounds of it, are happy to do so.
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I also want to say your heaven realm and jesus buddy are holographic illusions done by aliens to capture your souls so they can feed endlessly on your worship. They will suck the soul right out of you the shit you back out on earth or another planet to feed off you even more. Its basically a trap .
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I used to be like that. I hated my Christian mom.

Hated everyone for being so retarded. I was absolutely certain the world was a energy farm for hostile aliens who once enslaved the world (Egypt/Babylon).

That shape shifters composed the worlds leaders and religion was a tool used to enslave the sheep from enlightenment.

But one day I met Satan on drugs. It caught me off guard 100%.

Ever since then Ive been a believer.
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12/14/2012 03:41 AM
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You haven't walked the earth long enough to know what you're talking about.
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Your are correct. Im not from this place originally. I made a mistake in coming here to help trapped souls who cant be helped. They are destined to be slaves to archons forever and by the sounds of it, are happy to do so.
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Since your talking about archons, I see you believe or share some of the Gnostic Christian views, based on scriptures written much later than the Bible.
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12/14/2012 03:56 AM
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Actually, the Christians posting on GLP are the most devout Believers I have ever come to know. God speed, GLP church.hf
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Re: if your christian and post here
You actually worship satan and are sinners that wont be forgiven. Lucifer is now your god of choice no matter how many bible verses you spout off here.. Save yourselves from eternal burning in the lake of fire.. You may not read here or post here anymore for you will not be accepted into my kingdom.. You demons have infected my flock and shall burn with the flock to purify and cleanse.. You bave been warned..
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If what you say is true, then by default we all win and are all saved. It would be impossible to tell otherwise.


So you think that Satan is for "Love your neighbor as you Love yourself"?

Really? He is the father of lies and has been a liar and a thief from the beginning. Sold you a bill of goods he did.

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I also want to say your heaven realm and jesus buddy are holographic illusions done by aliens to capture your souls so they can feed endlessly on your worship. They will suck the soul right out of you the shit you back out on earth or another planet to feed off you even more. Its basically a trap .
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I used to be like that. I hated my Christian mom.

Hated everyone for being so retarded. I was absolutely certain the world was a energy farm for hostile aliens who once enslaved the world (Egypt/Babylon).

That shape shifters composed the worlds leaders and religion was a tool used to enslave the sheep from enlightenment.

But one day I met Satan on drugs. It caught me off guard 100%.

Ever since then Ive been a believer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192


Problem reaction solution. The same beings who feed on the worship and fears will possess people and manifest demons to make you worship their false idols. The whole thing is a scam to drain your energy. Most people dont realize they are gods living in another god to experience his light/frequency construct. They instead worship that god instead of respect it.

Ive met demons and reptilians too. Been under full spiritual attack and stood in my own god power and they fled with much haste. I didnt call on their made up idol to protect me becaus thats externalizing and calling on the power of their own god head . I am a god here experiencing to be like this real god creator being who invited me here. I remember that we would have amnesia and be tested to the highest degree. The trick to passing and graduating is knowing you have your own god powers that can never be destroyed

i am ultimately frustrated with other people not knowing this information and specifically this forum where christians spout off 100%pure crap and lies to people who dont want to hear it.

I started off here by scaring them with some weird satanic type first post attempting to use their own boogeyman against them. Thats why not many ventured in here to post. Some did but they think im possessed and are actually scared of me, but had enough interest to post. They will know now i am actually mocking them and their religion which is simply ancient mind control.

Bottom line, i come here to read interesting stories not sift through false doctrines, multi-paragraph cut and past scipture and fake religious garbage.
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12/14/2012 04:10 AM
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Re: if your christian and post here
I also want to say your heaven realm and jesus buddy are holographic illusions done by aliens to capture your souls so they can feed endlessly on your worship. They will suck the soul right out of you the shit you back out on earth or another planet to feed off you even more. Its basically a trap .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26071568


I used to be like that. I hated my Christian mom.

Hated everyone for being so retarded. I was absolutely certain the world was a energy farm for hostile aliens who once enslaved the world (Egypt/Babylon).

That shape shifters composed the worlds leaders and religion was a tool used to enslave the sheep from enlightenment.

But one day I met Satan on drugs. It caught me off guard 100%.

Ever since then Ive been a believer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192


Problem reaction solution. The same beings who feed on the worship and fears will possess people and manifest demons to make you worship their false idols. The whole thing is a scam to drain your energy. Most people dont realize they are gods living in another god to experience his light/frequency construct. They instead worship that god instead of respect it.

Ive met demons and reptilians too. Been under full spiritual attack and stood in my own god power and they fled with much haste. I didnt call on their made up idol to protect me becaus thats externalizing and calling on the power of their own god head . I am a god here experiencing to be like this real god creator being who invited me here. I remember that we would have amnesia and be tested to the highest degree. The trick to passing and graduating is knowing you have your own god powers that can never be destroyed

i am ultimately frustrated with other people not knowing this information and specifically this forum where christians spout off 100%pure crap and lies to people who dont want to hear it.

I started off here by scaring them with some weird satanic type first post attempting to use their own boogeyman against them. Thats why not many ventured in here to post. Some did but they think im possessed and are actually scared of me, but had enough interest to post. They will know now i am actually mocking them and their religion which is simply ancient mind control.

Bottom line, i come here to read interesting stories not sift through false doctrines, multi-paragraph cut and past scipture and fake religious garbage.
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"fake religious garbage", like the one of yours.

For a change.lolsign
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12/14/2012 04:13 AM
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Re: if your christian and post here
I also want to say your heaven realm and jesus buddy are holographic illusions done by aliens to capture your souls so they can feed endlessly on your worship. They will suck the soul right out of you the shit you back out on earth or another planet to feed off you even more. Its basically a trap .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26071568


I used to be like that. I hated my Christian mom.

Hated everyone for being so retarded. I was absolutely certain the world was a energy farm for hostile aliens who once enslaved the world (Egypt/Babylon).

That shape shifters composed the worlds leaders and religion was a tool used to enslave the sheep from enlightenment.

But one day I met Satan on drugs. It caught me off guard 100%.

Ever since then Ive been a believer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192


Problem reaction solution. The same beings who feed on the worship and fears will possess people and manifest demons to make you worship their false idols. The whole thing is a scam to drain your energy. Most people dont realize they are gods living in another god to experience his light/frequency construct. They instead worship that god instead of respect it.

Ive met demons and reptilians too. Been under full spiritual attack and stood in my own god power and they fled with much haste. I didnt call on their made up idol to protect me becaus thats externalizing and calling on the power of their own god head . I am a god here experiencing to be like this real god creator being who invited me here. I remember that we would have amnesia and be tested to the highest degree. The trick to passing and graduating is knowing you have your own god powers that can never be destroyed

i am ultimately frustrated with other people not knowing this information and specifically this forum where christians spout off 100%pure crap and lies to people who dont want to hear it.

I started off here by scaring them with some weird satanic type first post attempting to use their own boogeyman against them. Thats why not many ventured in here to post. Some did but they think im possessed and are actually scared of me, but had enough interest to post. They will know now i am actually mocking them and their religion which is simply ancient mind control.

Bottom line, i come here to read interesting stories not sift through false doctrines, multi-paragraph cut and past scipture and fake religious garbage.
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Really? Then why are you bothering at all god? You have the power of a piece of wood......God is Spirit and is worshiped aka admired in Spirit.

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stuff it fluffy
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Re: if your christian and post here
I also want to say your heaven realm and jesus buddy are holographic illusions done by aliens to capture your souls so they can feed endlessly on your worship. They will suck the soul right out of you the shit you back out on earth or another planet to feed off you even more. Its basically a trap .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26071568


I used to be like that. I hated my Christian mom.

Hated everyone for being so retarded. I was absolutely certain the world was a energy farm for hostile aliens who once enslaved the world (Egypt/Babylon).

That shape shifters composed the worlds leaders and religion was a tool used to enslave the sheep from enlightenment.

But one day I met Satan on drugs. It caught me off guard 100%.

Ever since then Ive been a believer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25738192


Problem reaction solution. The same beings who feed on the worship and fears will possess people and manifest demons to make you worship their false idols. The whole thing is a scam to drain your energy. Most people dont realize they are gods living in another god to experience his light/frequency construct. They instead worship that god instead of respect it.

Ive met demons and reptilians too. Been under full spiritual attack and stood in my own god power and they fled with much haste. I didnt call on their made up idol to protect me becaus thats externalizing and calling on the power of their own god head . I am a god here experiencing to be like this real god creator being who invited me here. I remember that we would have amnesia and be tested to the highest degree. The trick to passing and graduating is knowing you have your own god powers that can never be destroyed

i am ultimately frustrated with other people not knowing this information and specifically this forum where christians spout off 100%pure crap and lies to people who dont want to hear it.

I started off here by scaring them with some weird satanic type first post attempting to use their own boogeyman against them. Thats why not many ventured in here to post. Some did but they think im possessed and are actually scared of me, but had enough interest to post. They will know now i am actually mocking them and their religion which is simply ancient mind control.

Bottom line, i come here to read interesting stories not sift through false doctrines, multi-paragraph cut and past scipture and fake religious garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26071568


Man, you are just provoking um. You need to just ignore them. The minute you see the crap starting to drip...move on. They do ruin a lot of threads...but remember...they are scared. Their world is about to fall down around them.

They will learn the truth in the end. Just pity them and their closed minds and move along. No one ever won an argument with a closed door.

gotbop‘Never teach a pig to sing…it wastes your time and annoys the pig.’
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Re: if your christian and post here
I'm not a Christian, sorry.
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Did you know that there are Christians living in a house full of Devils?

Did you know there is a Christian married to a Devil?

Did you know your neighbor is a Devil?

Did you know you also were born a Devil?

Did you know Devils can be rescued rehabilitated and Redeemed.....back to where they are supposed to be and go?

Where good is evil is always present.....its not a dogs life:

Its a humans born in flesh life so why not cope with your rehab incubator down here?

Coping with it is one major repair work to get released from our holding place.
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stuff it fluffy
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Fluff it Stuffy
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You actually worship satan and are sinners that wont be forgiven. Lucifer is now your god of choice no matter how many bible verses you spout off here.. Save yourselves from eternal burning in the lake of fire.. You may not read here or post here anymore for you will not be accepted into my kingdom.. You demons have infected my flock and shall burn with the flock to purify and cleanse.. You bave been warned..
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putin