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Awesome "Survival Pods" built by Chinese man.. I WANT ONE OF THESE!!!

 
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They float, too!!!


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What happens when the "rocking and rolling" is over and the pod has settled back down on the ground ... on the only exit out of the pod?! Can the thing be rolled over to free the hatch, or do the people just stay trapped inside until the air runs out or they starve?

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I have to say, I LOL'd when they reversed the truck into it. The sound is hilarious. And they really don't care about that beat-up truck, do they?!!

EDIT - also a bit of a PITA if it stops rolling with the hatch facing down or blocked.
I think I'd want two hatches or a tin-opener.
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if you'd rather, you can make your own flotation device from gluing rigid styrofoam together into a raft with some thin marine plywood stiffener
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What about riding it down the cliff or waterfall? chuckle
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They all launch from a giant Chinese Checker board.
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That has to be one of the most stupid survival ideas ever.
What do they plan on doing...sit in a circle and bounce and roll around for eternity with no supplies etc.Couldnt pay me to get in that thing.
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So, what if I want to num.2 inside of one of those things?
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Thats some ugly wall paper
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Agreed
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Do they float on lava?
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no, that will be the hawaii model:)
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Survival pod?

Looks like a ball-of-death to me.
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Yeah, it makes me think of this:

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12/14/2012 09:35 AM
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This is what you really want:

[link to www.norsafe.com]
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They float, too!!!


 Quoting: Physicist


Why would anyone wanna survive a total breakdown of society, the world as we know it? Besides it's Biblical endtimes, the only way to be saved is through Jesus Christ. Amen.
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Considering the fact that he didn't save himself from being stoned, whipped, tortured, crucified and finally pierced with a spear, the odds of anybody being saved by him during an apocalyptic event are the same of a puppy falling in a nest of fire-ants and survive.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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1...If it lands on the door...you're dead.

2...Looks like it weights too much.

3...You could call it a lawn ball to get around the zoning officer...
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Touche!

aaa

And still there's the huge possibility of it roll over and crash you when you're trying to get out.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Survival pod?

Looks like a ball-of-death to me.
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Yeah, it makes me think of this:


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Ha!

Funny.

And both made of spare parts found in the garage and dug out of the neighbors trash can.


Can you just imagine having 12 people in one of these things puking on each other? And if the seat belts fail...? Omg
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Thanks for the pin!

Yes, the decor certainly is there to hide the vomit from all the tumbling that is sure to happen! :D
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Surely they would weight it with balast.
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I lol'd at "Apocalypse Balls"
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They float, too!!!


 Quoting: Physicist


Why would anyone wanna survive a total breakdown of society, the world as we know it? Besides it's Biblical endtimes, the only way to be saved is through Jesus Christ. Amen.
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There are no "Js" in the hebrew language and "Amen" is an Egyptian deity...nuff said ,son!
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One Chinook wind off the Rockies and I would end up in Lake Ontario, a little worse for wear.

Does it fold open for sunny days?

Asleep at the wheel again, it's a fucking Igloo with a basement, that should be a Canadian invention.

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i think this is a scam, i've seen thsoe things before, but smaller...


like this:



IMAGE ( [link to static.ddmcdn.com] )



besides, i'm not running from judgement, everything in due time
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They float, too!!!


 Quoting: Physicist


Good place to store cookies.
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wtf
MHz

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12/14/2012 10:13 AM
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... but smaller...


like this:



IMAGE ( [link to static.ddmcdn.com] )



besides, i'm not running from judgement, everything in due time
 Quoting: ...333...

Small is good, if China is going to level off 7 mountains for housing that is how places like Haiti should be rebuilt and leave the flat land to do the jello thing. I'm sure there is enough bent drill-stem and shipping containers around that could be joined so that some sort of sway but not fall structure could be made that would survive any size quake short of the whole island sinking.

Last Edited by MHz on 12/14/2012 10:15 AM
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I dont want get trapped in that in the middle of the ocean. How does it move in any direction?
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Looks like a giant coconut! chuckle

If only the world would realize how pointless all this apocalyptic prepping would be if they would just turn to Jesus Christ as their Savior. He will protect those who love Him according to the promises in His Word! He created the World, after all, He is more than capable of taking care of those who love Him!

...but good luck with your giant coconut!
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"How does it move in any direction?"

You move furniture around.

Last Edited by MHz on 12/14/2012 10:29 AM
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...but good luck with your giant coconut!
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Would that be lift-off in a cat-5 twister?
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longer v


www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd9Y-DldvJ8
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If you're going to buy a Tsunami ball talk to the experts


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Can it be delivered before the 21st?
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