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MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!

 
Mr_Electric

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12/14/2012 09:03 AM

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MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
It's like a freakin' PLAGUE! They are all over my house inside and out and it's creeping me out! They cover my screens and I can hear them hitting the windows all around my house.... tap... tap..tap tap tap... tap tap....

It's like a freakin' Alfred Hitchcock movie, only with CHRISTMAS BEETLES!

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It was the Beetles Man!

Anyway, I must be special to the Beetle community.

Ask me a question.

Last Edited by Mr_Electric on 12/14/2012 09:09 AM
Save a Life. Yours. Stop Smoking. There IS a Safer Alternative.

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Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 09:11 AM
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Re: MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
A cyclical thing?

In the 1920s, they were reported to drown in huge numbers in Sydney Harbour, with tree branches bending into the water under the sheer weight of the massed beetles. [link to www.cosmosmagazine.com]
Mr_Electric (OP)

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12/14/2012 09:16 AM

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A cyclical thing?

In the 1920s, they were reported to drown in huge numbers in Sydney Harbour, with tree branches bending into the water under the sheer weight of the massed beetles. [link to www.cosmosmagazine.com]
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They show up every year around Christmas time here in Oz, but man... this is RIDICULOUS. I've never seen them anywhere NEAR this bad.

I'm afraid to go outside. I'm afraid I might inhale one and then go into a never ending upchuck fit!

hillary
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Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 09:27 AM
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Re: MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
But at least you have warm weather

cold
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12/14/2012 09:39 AM
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Why do you do what you do to me??
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12/14/2012 09:43 AM
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Re: MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
Do you drive a landcruiser to your bungalow in the bush past rusted windmills and sheep shearers and threw swollen rivers filled with man-eating crocs?
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12/14/2012 09:44 AM
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Do you drive a landcruiser to your bungalow in the bush past rusted windmills and sheep shearers and threw swollen rivers filled with man-eating crocs?
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putin
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12/14/2012 09:53 AM
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Re: MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
Why do australian men wear lycra singlets?
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12/14/2012 09:54 AM
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Why do australian men wear lycra singlets?
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why do American men wear pink panties?
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12/14/2012 09:57 AM
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Re: MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
We have these all over. One is always in the house. They are harmless to the best of my knowledge. They stay away from the food, just walk around the ceiling, although we had one we gave up on trying to get rid of and he started landing on my husbands shoulder, and you could see his little pin head look up at him, like he was just hanging out.



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12/14/2012 10:32 AM

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Re: MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BEETLES- ASK ME A QUESTION!!
Start blasting the Rolling Stones (Strolling Bones) and they'll scurry away like little moptops.

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