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I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring

 
The Loner
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I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
I'm a single man in my early 20s.

Things in life were good up until recently. I went on a pretty ascetic diet and exercise regimen, lost a ton of fat and really redefined my body.

I've started getting increased attention from females, which would be okay except for the fact I took a religious vow of celibacy/abstinence, so I don't want to act on my impulses or pursue any type of relationship with them.

So here I am, getting hit on to the point of it being uncomfortable. I decided the best way to resolve this is to start wearing a wedding band (or some other ring on my ringfinger; not sure I could afford an actual wedding ring) so that women will see I'm 'taken' and back off.

Will this work? Thoughts?
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12/14/2012 02:49 PM
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Women love what they can't have. It actually might attract more attention
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12/14/2012 02:50 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
Wear a wedding band and you will really start getting attention.
Women really go for a married man, for a lot of reasons,
ask anybody that has gotten married
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12/14/2012 02:50 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
More women will talk to you.
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12/14/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
Or tell them you're gay then they'll be swarming you like flies
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12/14/2012 02:54 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
The only thing that wont work is the celibacy/abstinence, unless of course your hormones/neurotransmitters are at low levels (as in per-pubescent levels).

Otherwise it'd be like trying to resist sleep, thirst, hunger, and you'd be successful in the short term, but in the long term you'd eventually crack (everyone always does ... EVERYONE!).
The Loner (OP)
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12/14/2012 02:55 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
WTF?

This is unbelievable.

Women are more attracted to unavailable guys, like husbands or gays?

Dammit. Maybe I should just try to be really creepy, overbearing and eager? That'd get them to leave me alone, though it would be kind of embarrassing.
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
just were a sign or t-shirt that says 'i have no money'
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12/14/2012 02:56 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
The only thing that wont work is the celibacy/abstinence, unless of course your hormones/neurotransmitters are at low levels (as in per-pubescent levels).

Otherwise it'd be like trying to resist sleep, thirst, hunger, and you'd be successful in the short term, but in the long term you'd eventually crack (everyone always does ... EVERYONE!).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3937774


After getting in shape and starting to take better care of myself, my sex drive is through the roof.

I manage by channeling it into other pursuits. Sublimation, and all that. Works better than trying to 'deny' it.
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
WTF?

This is unbelievable.

Women are more attracted to unavailable guys, like husbands or gays?

Dammit. Maybe I should just try to be really creepy, overbearing and eager? That'd get them to leave me alone, though it would be kind of embarrassing.
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The Loner (OP)
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12/14/2012 02:58 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
WTF?

This is unbelievable.

Women are more attracted to unavailable guys, like husbands or gays?

Dammit. Maybe I should just try to be really creepy, overbearing and eager? That'd get them to leave me alone, though it would be kind of embarrassing.
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


follow this guide:



[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/14/2012 02:58 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
Just be yourself...someday Love will find you and your vow of celibacy will have outlived it's usefulness...

Pray on it...see what the Father comes back with...hf
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12/14/2012 02:59 PM
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Just be yourself...someday Love will find you and your vow of celibacy will have outlived it's usefulness...

Pray on it...see what the Father comes back with...hf
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hf Thanks for the insightful take on things!
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
I'm a single man in my early 20s.

Things in life were good up until recently. I went on a pretty ascetic diet and exercise regimen, lost a ton of fat and really redefined my body.

I've started getting increased attention from females, which would be okay except for the fact I took a religious vow of celibacy/abstinence, so I don't want to act on my impulses or pursue any type of relationship with them.

So here I am, getting hit on to the point of it being uncomfortable. I decided the best way to resolve this is to start wearing a wedding band (or some other ring on my ringfinger; not sure I could afford an actual wedding ring) so that women will see I'm 'taken' and back off.

Will this work? Thoughts?
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


Did you get this from a Seinfeld episode?
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12/14/2012 03:01 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
I'm a single man in my early 20s.

Things in life were good up until recently. I went on a pretty ascetic diet and exercise regimen, lost a ton of fat and really redefined my body.

I've started getting increased attention from females, which would be okay except for the fact I took a religious vow of celibacy/abstinence, so I don't want to act on my impulses or pursue any type of relationship with them.

So here I am, getting hit on to the point of it being uncomfortable. I decided the best way to resolve this is to start wearing a wedding band (or some other ring on my ringfinger; not sure I could afford an actual wedding ring) so that women will see I'm 'taken' and back off.

Will this work? Thoughts?
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


Did you get this from a Seinfeld episode?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177012


No, though Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows. Actually didn't cross my mind at first.
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12/14/2012 03:05 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
WTF?

This is unbelievable.

Women are more attracted to unavailable guys, like husbands or gays?

Dammit. Maybe I should just try to be really creepy, overbearing and eager? That'd get them to leave me alone, though it would be kind of embarrassing.
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


Yup. Men are competitive with cars, jobs, sports ... women are competitive with each other and appearance. Sadly. Men will respect another man's woman but women see another woman's man as MORE temptation. If the wife is pretty it's even more of an ego boost for her to seduce the guy. Sadly, women have very little to no sense of sisterhood. gangup

Act needy and clingy. If a woman comes on to you that you're not interested in, text her and call her and email her all day long and complain about your sinuses or how much your back hurts or you think you're coming down with the flu. She'll avoid you like the plague.
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12/14/2012 03:06 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
Women love what they can't have. It actually might attract more attention
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Back in my 20's, a single friend of mine would wear a wedding ring and hit the clubs. He would get hit on by every drooling x-chromosome in a country mile. He did it specifically TO get hit on, and it worked. In spades.
"Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises" Samuel Butler
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12/14/2012 03:13 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
You need glasses like these.

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12/14/2012 03:13 PM
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12/14/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
You must jack off 15 times a day OP. Being celibate and all. What are you like trying to be a nun?
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12/14/2012 07:21 PM
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and i should care why? troll thread!
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12/14/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
A wedding ring on a man signifies he can make a commitment, be loyal, provide for a wife and family, and is wanted and loved by another woman. These are all attractive qualities to a woman.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/14/2012 07:23 PM
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I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


Chicks love married men. You are going to get so much pussy handed to you, it will be falling out of your pockets.
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12/14/2012 07:24 PM
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Is that you George Costanza?
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12/14/2012 07:27 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
WTF?

This is unbelievable.

Women are more attracted to unavailable guys, like husbands or gays?

Dammit. Maybe I should just try to be really creepy, overbearing and eager? That'd get them to leave me alone, though it would be kind of embarrassing.
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


YES..they ARE.

I was married for ten years.

In that ten years I was hassled by MANY women..had I been an asshole I could have fucked a new one every two days.

But I was faithful.

Then I got divorced because SHE was unfaithful to ME with..guess what..ANOTHER MARRIED MAN who did NOT resist..

ANd since ive taken my wedding ring off..NOTHING..not a peep.

DONT PUT THAT RING ON DUE..JUST DONT!
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12/14/2012 07:39 PM
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I have thought about doing the same thing for years.

Now I just stare at them.

Their deluded minds think that I am a rapist or something, and stay away from me.

All I am doing is mirroring what they do to me.

Go figure!
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12/14/2012 07:40 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
Wear a wedding band and you will really start getting attention.
Women really go for a married man, for a lot of reasons,
ask anybody that has gotten married
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bsflag

Apparently we still have morals in some parts of the country.
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
WTF?

This is unbelievable.

Women are more attracted to unavailable guys, like husbands or gays?

Dammit. Maybe I should just try to be really creepy, overbearing and eager? That'd get them to leave me alone, though it would be kind of embarrassing.
 Quoting: The Loner 1277549


Yup. Men are competitive with cars, jobs, sports ... women are competitive with each other and appearance. Sadly. Men will respect another man's woman but women see another woman's man as MORE temptation. If the wife is pretty it's even more of an ego boost for her to seduce the guy. Sadly, women have very little to no sense of sisterhood. gangup

Act needy and clingy. If a woman comes on to you that you're not interested in, text her and call her and email her all day long and complain about your sinuses or how much your back hurts or you think you're coming down with the flu. She'll avoid you like the plague.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489


omg. this is so true! I always avoided the guys who talked about living with their mom, or if they had kidney stones and what kind the doctors think it is. and they have had this athletes foot type infection on their balls forever and all the prescription creams wont get rid of it.

Ask her if she knows of a good athletes foot rememdy. and what do crabs and herpes look like? that will get them off the phone fast!


and yes women are worms. I avoid almsot all of them. I see the games they play and they act all pure but are the cheatenist of all.

I wish to be born a man next life time.
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12/14/2012 07:43 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
The quality of women who will be attracted to you will be a lot worse - immoral ones.

You will just have to learn to shield.

Women have to do this all the time.

Just say no.
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12/14/2012 07:48 PM
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Re: I'm a single man who's going to start wearing a wedding ring
You sound pressured, I would stand your ground say your flattered but your not interested.

goodluck with your celibacy, I did it for a couple of years, it can be a really special time to focus on yourself.

hf
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