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Why are cats cute?

 
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Why are cats cute?
Did they choose each other to become cute over a long evolutionary time or were they made cute?
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Did they choose each other to become cute over a long evolutionary time or were they made cute?
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Same reason why "Pootang" is so nice, it just evolved to something really nice!

If its G-d made, its made correct, manmade items are dangerous and bad!

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Re: Why are cats cute?
They would eat you if they could fit you in their mouths.
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12/14/2012 03:46 PM
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Re: Why are cats cute?
They aren't. They are evil. Spawn of Satan. Kill them all and sell them to a Chinese Restaurant.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Because they have the same amount of facial muscles as humans
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Their cuteness is how they lure you in. Cats are going to take over..they have been biding their time..earning our trust...plotting...planning but when we least expect it....
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Because they aren't dogs, easy to understand
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Ever shot one in the heart? They do a back flip and run maybe 30 feet before dropping.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
cuz they're soft and cuddly and purr when petted
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Their cuteness is how they lure you in. Cats are going to take over..they have been biding their time..earning our trust...plotting...planning but when we least expect it....
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Re: Why are cats cute?
There might be a lot more to this that meets the eye.

Evidence from DNA strongly indicates that we did not happen by accident, but were designed.

AAT (Ancient Alien Theory) has the concept that were are a designed composite put together.

Evidence from behavioural psychologists indicate that we have little in common in terms of behavioural patterns with other members of the ape family yet we are stunningly similar in many behavioural ways to cats.

One of the major reasons why Neaderthal man and any other members of the ape family would have been useless to Aliens would have been lack of drive and the ability to manage and to work together in a social way...a way that cats do.

A simple conclusion... Aliens designed us to have all the physical attributes of members of the ape family, yet redesigned our brains based on the cat. If this is correct, cats are our closest species relative in terms of mental and behavioural systems.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
There might be a lot more to this that meets the eye.

Evidence from DNA strongly indicates that we did not happen by accident, but were designed.

AAT (Ancient Alien Theory) has the concept that were are a designed composite put together.

Evidence from behavioural psychologists indicate that we have little in common in terms of behavioural patterns with other members of the ape family yet we are stunningly similar in many behavioural ways to cats.

One of the major reasons why Neaderthal man and any other members of the ape family would have been useless to Aliens would have been lack of drive and the ability to manage and to work together in a social way...a way that cats do.

A simple conclusion... Aliens designed us to have all the physical attributes of members of the ape family, yet redesigned our brains based on the cat. If this is correct, cats are our closest species relative in terms of mental and behavioural systems.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
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Because we don't make a mess like doggies doo.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
cuz they're soft and cuddly and purr when petted
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Re: Why are cats cute?
>>>>>Ever shot one in the heart? They do a back flip and run maybe 30 feet before dropping.<<<<

Curious. I understand the same occurs if you do the same to a US Marine Sergeant.
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>>>>>Ever shot one in the heart? They do a back flip and run maybe 30 feet before dropping.<<<<

Curious. I understand the same occurs if you do the same to a US Marine Sergeant.
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I was thinking the same thing Canada.

I know marines do not have any brains. I don't know about a heart tho. From his piss-ant statement, I do not think they have a heart either.

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Re: Why are cats cute?
I love cats! People who hurt any animal have a very special Karma awaiting them down the road.

If the CIA does monitor this site as so many of you think they do...I wonder if they are going to look for people who talk about shooting other people and watching it with pleasure?

Hmmmmmmm, wonder..........huh
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Re: Why are cats cute?
they're actually aliens sent to initiate first terror during the apocalypse
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Re: Why are cats cute?
cuz they're soft and cuddly and purr when petted
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+1 ohyeah 886
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Yeah. What Argentina said.

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Re: Why are cats cute?
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Re: Why are cats cute?
i love my cat soooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
It has to do with how we perceive things that are of a certain proportion to be "cute".

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Re: Why are cats cute?
Their cuteness is how they lure you in. Cats are going to take over..they have been biding their time..earning our trust...plotting...planning but when we least expect it....
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Re: Why are cats cute?
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Re: Why are cats cute?
To match the taste...
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Most animals look cute. Who can resist an Elephant or a Gorilla? Bears are beautiful too. I could go on but....... animals are just magic.

I would love to be friends with all of them. Same as most people would I suppose.
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Their cuteness is how they lure you in. Cats are going to take over..they have been biding their time..earning our trust...plotting...planning but when we least expect it....
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Re: Why are cats cute?
I love cats! People who hurt any animal have a very special Karma awaiting them down the road.

If the CIA does monitor this site as so many of you think they do...I wonder if they are going to look for people who talk about shooting other people and watching it with pleasure?

Hmmmmmmm, wonder..........huh
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Maybe that is why the ancients, pretty much every ancient culture, indicated that cats are guardians of the underworld...
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Re: Why are cats cute?
Did they choose each other to become cute over a long evolutionary time or were they made cute?
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because they are exceedingly careful.
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