Why are cats cute?

Same reason why "Pootang" is so nice, it just evolved to something really nice!

If its G-d made, its made correct, manmade items are dangerous and bad!

They would eat you if they could fit you in their mouths.

They aren't. They are evil. Spawn of Satan. Kill them all and sell them to a Chinese Restaurant.

Because they have the same amount of facial muscles as humans

Their cuteness is how they lure you in. Cats are going to take over..they have been biding their time..earning our trust...plotting...planning but when we least expect it....

Because they aren't dogs, easy to understand

Ever shot one in the heart? They do a back flip and run maybe 30 feet before dropping.

cuz they're soft and cuddly and purr when petted

There might be a lot more to this that meets the eye.

Evidence from DNA strongly indicates that we did not happen by accident, but were designed.

AAT (Ancient Alien Theory) has the concept that were are a designed composite put together.

Evidence from behavioural psychologists indicate that we have little in common in terms of behavioural patterns with other members of the ape family yet we are stunningly similar in many behavioural ways to cats.

One of the major reasons why Neaderthal man and any other members of the ape family would have been useless to Aliens would have been lack of drive and the ability to manage and to work together in a social way...a way that cats do.

A simple conclusion... Aliens designed us to have all the physical attributes of members of the ape family, yet redesigned our brains based on the cat. If this is correct, cats are our closest species relative in terms of mental and behavioural systems.

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Last Edited by NightWisp on 12/14/2012 04:04 PM

Because we don't make a mess like doggies doo.

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>>>>>Ever shot one in the heart? They do a back flip and run maybe 30 feet before dropping.<<<<

Curious. I understand the same occurs if you do the same to a US Marine Sergeant.

I was thinking the same thing Canada.

I know marines do not have any brains. I don't know about a heart tho. From his piss-ant statement, I do not think they have a heart either.

Last Edited by NightWisp on 12/14/2012 04:15 PM

I love cats! People who hurt any animal have a very special Karma awaiting them down the road.

If the CIA does monitor this site as so many of you think they do...I wonder if they are going to look for people who talk about shooting other people and watching it with pleasure?

Hmmmmmmm, wonder..........

they're actually aliens sent to initiate first terror during the apocalypse

Yeah. What Argentina said.

i love my cat soooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

It has to do with how we perceive things that are of a certain proportion to be "cute".

To match the taste...

Most animals look cute. Who can resist an Elephant or a Gorilla? Bears are beautiful too. I could go on but....... animals are just magic.

I would love to be friends with all of them. Same as most people would I suppose.

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Of course, they (FBI, CIA, DHS, NSA) this Website, but the bigger question is, are they Competent to really do anything with the data being mined??

I'll give you a resounding Answer: NO!

But they can quarantine and isolate and limit Broadcasts with the Diatribe, so any board Responses go no-where!

And if you think they get Broadcasted Nation wide or Country Wide, I've got a nice Bridge in Brooklyn, NY to sell you, in fact I own it and its cheap!

Maybe that is why the ancients, pretty much every ancient culture, indicated that cats are guardians of the underworld...

because they are exceedingly careful.