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The Bible says "test the spirit". Well I tested Jesus and he failed BIG TIME.

 
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The Bible says "test the spirit". Well I tested Jesus and he failed BIG TIME.
I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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you haven't learnd shit about the bible
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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you haven't learnd shit about the bible
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Listen I've got bigger fish to fry today but I feel compassion for your situation...

Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


There have been two prayer threads for healing on GLP over the past week or two, and in both cases the requested healing occurred.

Having said that, we shouldn't be surprised when God doesn't answer our prayers the way we want Him to. (That would be trying to 'control' God, as if that were possible.)

The question to ask isn't, "Why didn't God answer my prayer the way I wanted Him to?"

The question to ask is, "Will you follow a God who does not live up to your expectations?"
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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God will give you want you need, not what you want. That's why the Lord's Prayer is for "daily bread" and "thy will be done." You have the moment and nothing more.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
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The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
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Humility might help.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
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Yes, that is a legitimate answer to prayer. You will find examples of it throughout scripture.

(If you want to know more, I'll post more.)

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God will give you want you need, not what you want. That's why the Lord's Prayer is for "daily bread" and "thy will be done." You have the moment and nothing more.
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Luk 11:1 ¶ And it came to pass, that, as he was praying in a certain place, when he ceased, one of his disciples said unto him, Lord, teach us to pray, as John also taught his disciples.

Luk 11:2 And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.

Luk 11:3 Give us day by day our daily bread.

Luk 11:4 And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
 Quoting: christian


It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


There have been two prayer threads for healing on GLP over the past week or two, and in both cases the requested healing occurred.

Having said that, we shouldn't be surprised when God doesn't answer our prayers the way we want Him to. (That would be trying to 'control' God, as if that were possible.)

The question to ask isn't, "Why didn't God answer my prayer the way I wanted Him to?"

The question to ask is, "Will you follow a God who does not live up to your expectations?"
 Quoting: Life and Love


You seem like a good person,so I will answer respectfully.
My question is "Will I follow a God when I have done what he has asked of me and still doesn't help"? My answer is "not anymore".
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Who's Will did you pray for?
 Quoting: christian


It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


There have been two prayer threads for healing on GLP over the past week or two, and in both cases the requested healing occurred.

Having said that, we shouldn't be surprised when God doesn't answer our prayers the way we want Him to. (That would be trying to 'control' God, as if that were possible.)

The question to ask isn't, "Why didn't God answer my prayer the way I wanted Him to?"

The question to ask is, "Will you follow a God who does not live up to your expectations?"
 Quoting: Life and Love


You seem like a good person,so I will answer respectfully.
My question is "Will I follow a God when I have done what he has asked of me and still doesn't help"? My answer is "not anymore".
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


That's a reasonable answer, OP. I've heard it many times.

But perhaps you will take 10 minutes to read this. It may broaden your perspective.

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Who's Will did you pray for?
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Oh I'd bet he's praying for his own will.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard



Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Yes, that is a legitimate answer to prayer. You will find examples of it throughout scripture.

(If you want to know more, I'll post more.)
 Quoting: Life and Love


No thanks, you have answered my question.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
 Quoting: christian


It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


There have been two prayer threads for healing on GLP over the past week or two, and in both cases the requested healing occurred.

Having said that, we shouldn't be surprised when God doesn't answer our prayers the way we want Him to. (That would be trying to 'control' God, as if that were possible.)

The question to ask isn't, "Why didn't God answer my prayer the way I wanted Him to?"

The question to ask is, "Will you follow a God who does not live up to your expectations?"
 Quoting: Life and Love


You seem like a good person,so I will answer respectfully.
My question is "Will I follow a God when I have done what he has asked of me and still doesn't help"? My answer is "not anymore".
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Thats what usually happens right before he was about to dump a lotto win on ya...but ya lost faith at the last second and told him to keep it..and..being a god who answers prayer..he says"Ok..I will"

Ya see..its all in the timing.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Oh ye who have little faith.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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Oh I'd bet he's praying for his own will.
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Yes I was praying for my will.I was asking for help.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Oh ye who have little faith.
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I no longer have ANY faith.
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God moves and even though you can't see it immediately, he is helping you. All things work together for good.


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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Oh ye who have little faith.
 Quoting: Crackerskill


I no longer have ANY faith.
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OP, I would disagree. Sounds like you still have faith in yourself.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Well #1 you're taking this verse out of context


Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:

And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

1John 4


Nothing about getting what YOU want there OP
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Who's Will did you pray for?
 Quoting: christian


It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard



Humility might help.
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I'll take your advice, it seems that you are not going to use it.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Listen I've got bigger fish to fry today but I feel compassion for your situation...

Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna


man thanks...i was thinking this....but didn't know how to express it without giving a big ole' sermon.

bookhugs
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard



Humility might help.
 Quoting: ParadigmShift


I'll take your advice, it seems that you are not going to use it.
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LOL applause
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Well #1 you're taking this verse out of context


Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:

And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

1John 4


Nothing about getting what YOU want there OP
 Quoting: mathetes


How right you are! I wanted help, I didn't get it.
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Who's Will did you pray for?
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It never seems to matter. Ask any one that is suffering if they have ever prayed for help. Sometimes they get it some times they don't. Go ahead, try it. Then be brave enough to come back and tell what happened.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard



Humility might help.
 Quoting: ParadigmShift


I'll take your advice, it seems that you are not going to use it.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Then why ask man...when you're all anti- everything....
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will you forgive Him?
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FUGG AWF DAD!
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Jesus never said in the bible to ask him for spiritual favors, he said we are all sons and daughters of God and the kingdom is within you, pray harder.

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